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[For Hire] Jake Patton
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Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-10-28 12:52:32 UTC
I hereby offer my services as a highsec hunter.

What I will do:

  • War assistance.
  • Highsec wardecs.
  • Killright hunting.

What I won't do:

  • POS or other structure removal.
  • POS or other structure defense.
  • Lowsec/Nullsec/W-Space hunting.
  • Ganking.

Murderboard

Contact me for availability and pricing.
Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#2 - 2013-10-28 13:09:26 UTC
I would hire him any day..... Cool

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-10-28 13:43:35 UTC
BUMP for Jake.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-10-28 14:12:19 UTC
Great merc would defo hire him Big smile

<3

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-10-28 15:38:25 UTC
I hated being hunted by this guy.

Bump for a good merc.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-10-28 18:02:11 UTC
Is this the right thread to look menacing with arms folded?
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#7 - 2013-10-29 12:54:31 UTC
Only if your hair is faaaaaaaaabulous.

Cool

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Cavalira
Habemus
#8 - 2013-11-25 17:59:10 UTC
Just looking over your killboard; Not a single one of your kills were remotely challenging. Grats. You can kill random lone dudes in highsec with you and your buddy.
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-11-25 19:01:05 UTC
Cavalira wrote:
Just looking over your killboard; Not a single one of your kills were remotely challenging. Grats. You can kill random lone dudes in highsec with you and your buddy.


Priceless!

Not everyone can assign drones and go to sleep... Some people have to actually fight for kills (at a rate faster than a slideshow to!)

Jake Patton = The bomb.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-11-26 16:24:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Cavalira wrote:
Just looking over your killboard; Not a single one of your kills were remotely challenging. Grats. You can kill random lone dudes in highsec with you and your buddy.



And fleetwarp gogo goonfleet to target and press F1 is skilled or challenging??

The point of a mercenary is to kill the targets they have been paid to kill. Nothing says it has to be challenging. A good merc knows when to engage, and when not to loose his T3.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#11 - 2013-11-26 17:41:08 UTC
Cavalira wrote:
Just looking over your killboard; Not a single one of your kills were remotely challenging. Grats. You can kill random lone dudes in highsec with you and your buddy.


says it all

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-11-27 13:00:26 UTC
Cavalira wrote:
Just looking over your killboard; Not a single one of your kills were remotely challenging. Grats. You can kill random lone dudes in highsec with you and your buddy.

I understand that it can be challenging to whore yourself on a Moa when there's 64 other dudes shooting that same guy. I am merely a highsec merc, we don't take challenges like that.
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-11-27 13:25:00 UTC
Cavalira wrote:
Just looking over your killboard; Not a single one of your kills were remotely challenging. Grats. You can kill random lone dudes in highsec with you and your buddy.


If you anticipate challenging fights, I guess you'd also expect to see some losses as well. The more challenging the fight, the more losses you'd expect.

What's the point of killing for hire if you die? The point to being a merc is to hunt down your prey and kill what we were hired to kill without embarrassing yourself or your client in the process.

Truely clueless...

Bombers Rule!!!
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-12-22 21:36:59 UTC
keep those contracts coming. We have some capacity to handle additional contracts.

Bombers Rule!!!
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#15 - 2013-12-23 04:07:03 UTC
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-12-23 08:57:01 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Who?




Cookies

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-12-23 11:24:18 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:
Who?

Cookies

Exactly.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#18 - 2013-12-23 12:05:05 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
*inept drivel*



Oh, the irony, the sweet, sweet irony.

Roll

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Dispike
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-12-24 04:14:59 UTC
BUMP for my man Jake Patton
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#20 - 2013-12-24 04:40:44 UTC
Merry Christmas and a happy new year Jake!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!