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Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-10-24 12:30:15 UTC
I am extremely bored, eve needs an autopilot function that plays the game for me, it can go around plexing, and refitting my ships when I am ganked by some guy on 10 accounts.

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Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#2 - 2013-10-24 12:32:33 UTC


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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#3 - 2013-10-24 12:32:54 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
*waah*
There there.

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Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#4 - 2013-10-24 12:52:32 UTC
Dieing eve is

-Yoda

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#5 - 2013-10-24 13:04:13 UTC
I'm fairly certain auto-pilot doing things for you is the source of your problem not the solution.


...and can I have your stuff?
No Means No
meh fackit
#6 - 2013-10-24 13:13:16 UTC
At any given time there are only about 1/3 of real people out of the sum of characters online.

So say theres 25k people online? Thats about 8k players online.

Divide that by over 5k systems in existence, that leaves you at barely 1 person per system.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#7 - 2013-10-24 13:14:02 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:

...and can I have your stuff?


It got exploded Blink

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#8 - 2013-10-24 13:19:25 UTC
And once
There was this girl who

Wouldn't tank her ship
With the girls in the mining fleet

And when
They finally made her

They
saw

She didnt have any
good skills

They couldnt quite explain it

theyd always just miiinnnneed
Theeeerrreeee

mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

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"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Xavier Higdon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-10-24 13:56:25 UTC
Where do people come up with these figures?
Spurty
#10 - 2013-10-24 14:00:10 UTC
No Means No wrote:
At any given time there are only about 1/3 of real people out of the sum of characters online.

So say theres 25k people online? Thats about 8k players online.

Divide that by over 5k systems in existence, that leaves you at barely 1 person per system.


Quoting faux

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And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Drake Zamayid
Zamayid Trade and Transport INC.
#11 - 2013-10-24 15:50:25 UTC
No Means No wrote:
At any given time there are only about 1/3 of real people out of the sum of characters online.

So say theres 25k people online? Thats about 8k players online.

Divide that by over 5k systems in existence, that leaves you at barely 1 person per system.




Can we see the official source of your figures please?

Thank you
Hinata' Hyuga
WillPower and Courage Corporation
#12 - 2013-10-24 15:50:51 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
I am extremely bored, eve needs an autopilot function that plays the game for me, it can go around plexing, and refitting my ships when I am ganked by some guy on 10 accounts.


You're going about this wrong.

I want an autopilot function that plays my life for me. It can go to work, study for school, and get speeding tickets from a cop that won't give a guy a break. Oh, and it can DEFINITELY play my WoW account.

That way, I have more time to play my 10 accounts on Eve that gank people.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#13 - 2013-10-24 15:53:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Erotica 1
The solution to boredom is not to aspire to be a bot. Instead, if you spend your day blowing up the ships of others who have that goal, you will find joy. Read www.minerbumping.com and change your life in Eve.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-10-24 15:54:45 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
I am extremely bored, eve needs an autopilot function that plays the game for me, it can go around plexing, and refitting my ships when I am ganked by some guy on 10 accounts.


I hate alts. I hate yours in particular.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#15 - 2013-10-24 15:55:47 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
The solution to boredom is not to aspire to be a bot. Instead, if you spend your day blowing up the ships of others who have that goal, you will find joy. Read www.minerbumping.com and change your life in Eve.


I too recommend this product/service


REMEMBER

AFK MINING KILLS

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Hinata' Hyuga
WillPower and Courage Corporation
#16 - 2013-10-24 15:58:58 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
The solution to boredom is not to aspire to be a bot. Instead, if you spend your day blowing up the ships of others who have that goal, you will find joy. Read www.minerbumping.com and change your life in Eve.


The solution to boredom is merging the two into an unnatural Frankenstein that would make no parent proud.

Bot bumping.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2013-10-24 16:07:18 UTC
Only after all of your assets are gone, and after all of your toons have tasted the bitterness of biomass, then I will allow you to unsub.


/Bane

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#18 - 2013-10-24 17:00:17 UTC
Drake Zamayid wrote:
No Means No wrote:
At any given time there are only about 1/3 of real people out of the sum of characters online.

So say theres 25k people online? Thats about 8k players online.

Divide that by over 5k systems in existence, that leaves you at barely 1 person per system.




Can we see the official source of your figures please?

Thank you


The actual number of players is probably even less than that estimate.
Considering the average 200 man Null sec corp is usually no more than 15-20 people, add the high sec alts that aren't in a corp and the real number is probably closer to 2.5k.

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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#19 - 2013-10-24 17:07:18 UTC
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
Drake Zamayid wrote:
No Means No wrote:
At any given time there are only about 1/3 of real people out of the sum of characters online.

So say theres 25k people online? Thats about 8k players online.

Divide that by over 5k systems in existence, that leaves you at barely 1 person per system.

Can we see the official source of your figures please?

Thank you

The actual number of players is probably even less than that estimate.
Considering the average 200 man Null sec corp is usually no more than 15-20 people, add the high sec alts that aren't in a corp and the real number is probably closer to 2.5k.

…and you have sources for those numbers, presumably?
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-10-24 17:13:16 UTC
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
Drake Zamayid wrote:
No Means No wrote:
At any given time there are only about 1/3 of real people out of the sum of characters online.

So say theres 25k people online? Thats about 8k players online.

Divide that by over 5k systems in existence, that leaves you at barely 1 person per system.




Can we see the official source of your figures please?

Thank you


The actual number of players is probably even less than that estimate.
Considering the average 200 man Null sec corp is usually no more than 15-20 people, add the high sec alts that aren't in a corp and the real number is probably closer to 2.5k.

Yes but the actual number of players is probably even less than that estimate. When we bear in mind that the average highseccer is an insane octopus controlling fifty mining accounts per tentacle, we realise that a hundred highsec corps are no more than 1-2 octopuses. The actual actual number is probably close to 30-40 people controlling the nullsec cartels while ~7 octopuses control highsec for a total of 37-47 people tops
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