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[MERC] The Vikings of Valhalla - Available for Hire!

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#21 - 2013-10-25 13:05:50 UTC
Please post the results when it happens, because I'm betting it won't.

But I'm not telling who I think is going to blue ball whom.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Cladius Julian
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-10-26 19:38:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Cladius Julian
Saeger1737 wrote:
Straight up fleet fight I can't wait ;)


You realize this is coming from a pilot who has one kill out of highsec in two years, and that was a retriever. It's amazing how monkeys like to fling their crap around and make a lot of noise.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#23 - 2013-10-27 06:07:33 UTC
Cladius Julian wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Straight up fleet fight I can't wait ;)


You realize this is coming from a pilot who has one kill out of highsec in two years, and that was a retriever. It's amazing how monkeys like to fling their crap around and make a lot of noise.


Got the CEO of his corp mining in a retriever while he was being guarded by a raven and a gila, killed him went GCC and got out, and there are other kills in low, just that low and null got boring. Hows that Deimos pilot feeling hmm?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#24 - 2013-10-27 14:10:49 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Cladius Julian wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Straight up fleet fight I can't wait ;)


You realize this is coming from a pilot who has one kill out of highsec in two years, and that was a retriever. It's amazing how monkeys like to fling their crap around and make a lot of noise.


Got the CEO of his corp mining in a retriever while he was being guarded by a raven and a gila, killed him went GCC and got out, and there are other kills in low, just that low and null got boring. Hows that Deimos pilot feeling hmm?



What a awesome story man! Must have been intense fight. I mean you went GCC in a belt killing a retreiver while a Raven and Gila were there? How much isk should I put in the surrender offer, you is the real deal... lol Please no more low sec / null sec stories, just stick to high sec.

Also, corp is disbanding. We dont know how to cope with a deimos loss with 13 people on KM, 3 of those being blackbirds. GG

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20876578

TBH thats what he gets for trying to catch up to us in a WH (http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20141048). The loss doesnt matter, it sucks who he died to though lol
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#25 - 2013-10-27 15:12:51 UTC
Yup, he should check local more cause he missed all the jokers in it lmao.

And I'll fly wherever and whenever I want little boy but go run to your mommy she'll tell you when to go to bed and when to fight.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#26 - 2013-10-27 16:25:34 UTC  |  Edited by: RolandoooEvoX
Saeger1737 wrote:
Yup, he should check local more cause he missed all the jokers in it lmao.

And I'll fly wherever and whenever I want little boy but go run to your mommy she'll tell you when to go to bed and when to fight.


lmfao... Never go full R-Tard brah.
Tary Tarp
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#27 - 2013-10-27 22:19:52 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Yup, he should check local more cause he missed all the jokers in it lmao.

And I'll fly wherever and whenever I want little boy but go run to your mommy she'll tell you when to go to bed and when to fight.



Re-linked in-case you were too lazy to copy paste. We don't just camp Trade Hubs. Too bad you didn't have one of those T1 guns fitted Daredevils on the Deimos killmail, would have been more entertaining than three Blackbirds.
shelly's Jihad
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#28 - 2013-10-27 22:34:34 UTC
Bump. Seems like you guys are on a roll #lift4jesus420yoloswagN3rds
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#29 - 2013-10-28 15:35:23 UTC
T2 guns on the dd, you would know if you didn't run away in T3.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#30 - 2013-10-28 18:02:38 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
T2 guns on the dd, you would know if you didn't run away in T3.


Haha... Sorry man, but when we get Intel of war targets in 5 drakes, Maelstrom with a Chimera on standby camping a WH entrance we're going to burn past your scrub frig fleet and go after the kills. Maybe you should have tackled one of our T3's and escalated a fight? Maybe that's a foreign language to you though.

TL:DR - Try harder and you might become relevant.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#31 - 2013-10-28 19:09:05 UTC
RolandoooEvoX wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
T2 guns on the dd, you would know if you didn't run away in T3.


Haha... Sorry man, but when we get Intel of war targets in 5 drakes, Maelstrom with a Chimera on standby camping a WH entrance we're going to burn past your scrub frig fleet and go after the kills. Maybe you should have tackled one of our T3's and escalated a fight? Maybe that's a foreign language to you though.

TL:DR - Try harder and you might become relevant.


Nah we've been out killing anything and everything, if you wanna be noobs fly through space and only want to hide in your nub fleet of t3s, then go ahead, we even went to Jan but you had all left.

Thanks for being scared all the war to fight.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#32 - 2013-10-28 19:43:38 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
RolandoooEvoX wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
T2 guns on the dd, you would know if you didn't run away in T3.


Haha... Sorry man, but when we get Intel of war targets in 5 drakes, Maelstrom with a Chimera on standby camping a WH entrance we're going to burn past your scrub frig fleet and go after the kills. Maybe you should have tackled one of our T3's and escalated a fight? Maybe that's a foreign language to you though.

TL:DR - Try harder and you might become relevant.


Nah we've been out killing anything and everything, if you wanna be noobs fly through space and only want to hide in your nub fleet of t3s, then go ahead, we even went to Jan but you had all left.

Thanks for being scared all the war to fight.


Thanks for confirming that you're trolling... For a second there I thought you were serious and actually believed what you were saying, but your last post says it all.




Tary Tarp
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#33 - 2013-10-28 20:44:45 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
T2 guns on the dd, you would know if you didn't run away in T3.


Thank you for posting on our forum post, we value your daily BUMPS. I will try to use simple words since your posts reflect a lack of intellectual acumen.

You

  • Camp Trade Hubs
  • In the Month of October have 1 kill in Low sec vs 395 kills in High Sec
  • 0 Kills in Wormhole Space
  • Vast Majority of kills are in Jita or the Citadel Region


    • We

  • Don't Camp Trade Hubs
  • Have Kills in High, Low Sec and Wormhole Space
  • Actually Pursue our targets wherever they run to feel safe
  • Ship Down to fight targets for entertainment and/or fight outnumbered (please watch some of the videos in the Youtube channel)

    • As you must notice we are completely different Entities, therefore do not pretend something you are not.

    Please Contact our Public-Relations Manager: Mark Wick if your sensibilities have been hurt.

    I would also like to take this opportunity to advertise our T1 Ship Tournaments (Even with 17 War Dec's as of today and our targets logging off or running away we have to entertain ourselves).

    Congrats to AxelFodua for Winning the Rookie Ship Tournament

    Next the T1 Cruiser Tourney!
    Paul Tsukaya
    Doomheim
    #34 - 2013-10-28 22:38:01 UTC
    Hey my name is Paul Tsukaya and I'm representing cash4told.com.

    I hear a man by the name of Saeger1737 has recently "got" as in come into possession of "told." I just wanted to plug our services as a fast and no hassle way to get cash NOW for your told.
    Aaron eVega
    The Vikings of Valhalla
    Exodus.
    #35 - 2013-10-29 19:52:19 UTC
    When these "pod repo" guys first wardecced us I was really excited because in their corp description it states that they war dec "to fight anywhere" Of course we later realized that by anywhere they mean highsec hub systems where they can prey on haulers and miners.

    Looks like I need to start hunting these bitches down and show them what's up so they don't post nonsense on other people's threads
    Miko Jin
    HELVEGEN
    #36 - 2013-10-29 20:16:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Miko Jin
    RolandoooEvoX wrote:
    Saeger1737 wrote:
    RolandoooEvoX wrote:
    Saeger1737 wrote:
    T2 guns on the dd, you would know if you didn't run away in T3.


    Haha... Sorry man, but when we get Intel of war targets in 5 drakes, Maelstrom with a Chimera on standby camping a WH entrance we're going to burn past your scrub frig fleet and go after the kills. Maybe you should have tackled one of our T3's and escalated a fight? Maybe that's a foreign language to you though.

    TL:DR - Try harder and you might become relevant.


    Nah we've been out killing anything and everything, if you wanna be noobs fly through space and only want to hide in your nub fleet of t3s, then go ahead, we even went to Jan but you had all left.

    Thanks for being scared all the war to fight.


    Thanks for confirming that you're trolling... For a second there I thought you were serious and actually believed what you were saying, but your last post says it all.





    You have to excuse the poor boy he has been quite delusional for some time and will just not admit he has no idea about reality.
    Paul Tsukaya
    Doomheim
    #37 - 2013-10-29 21:19:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Paul Tsukaya
    Aaron eVega wrote:
    When these "pod repo" guys first wardecced us I was really excited because in their corp description it states that they war dec "to fight anywhere" Of course we later realized that by anywhere they mean highsec hub systems where they can prey on haulers and miners.

    Looks like I need to start hunting these bitches down and show them what's up so they don't post nonsense on other people's threads

    Well you folks in Amok. have flown with The Vikings of Valhalla on several successful lowsec roams.

    I'm not sure if you can do the same in highsec though. Having different sets of war decs makes fleeting together very impractical. For highsec stuff I think the vikings might be on their own.

    EDIT: I suppose in theory it would be possible to get the vikings to wardec every single corp and alliance that is at war with goonswarm. That would be hilariously expensive though.
    Saeger1737
    Habitual Euthanasia
    Pandemic Legion
    #38 - 2013-10-29 21:20:08 UTC
    Come teach us evaga

    Jin a marnot forum alt coward whose never seen the inside of combat ship telling me I've got no grasp on reality, untrue but at least I've got enough balls to post on my main.

    Anyone else wanna fight cause otherwise this is boring.

    Free bump for VoV

    MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
    Miko Jin
    HELVEGEN
    #39 - 2013-10-30 00:01:46 UTC
    Saeger1737 wrote:
    Come teach us evaga

    Jin a marnot forum alt coward whose never seen the inside of combat ship telling me I've got no grasp on reality, untrue but at least I've got enough balls to post on my main.

    Anyone else wanna fight cause otherwise this is boring.

    Free bump for VoV



    What is a "marnot"? you really are looking pretty poor at even forum posting now. And "wanna" where in the dictionary is that?
    Saeger1737
    Habitual Euthanasia
    Pandemic Legion
    #40 - 2013-10-30 01:09:27 UTC
    Miko Jin wrote:
    Saeger1737 wrote:
    Come teach us evaga

    Jin a marnot forum alt coward whose never seen the inside of combat ship telling me I've got no grasp on reality, untrue but at least I've got enough balls to post on my main.

    Anyone else wanna fight cause otherwise this is boring.

    Free bump for VoV



    What is a "marnot"? you really are looking pretty poor at even forum posting now. And "wanna" where in the dictionary is that?


    a marmot

    Otherwise best known what the collation of corps/alliances against marmite in August dubbed the pilots of the marmite collective.

    I believe wanna is a slang verb for " want to or wanting too", but being a dumb forum alt, I guess you wouldn't' understand.

    And another free bump for VoV.

    MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!