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Tibus Heth at the Gates of Paradise
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Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-10-24 02:02:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
Nauplius wrote:


Repent. Is the Scope not supposed to be a media corporation? Think how many could be brought to God were The Scope to broadcast:

— A high budget mini-series featuring highlights from the Scriptures. Think what The Scope's visual effects wizards could do with the scene where God drowns sinners in their own blood!

— Scriptural Exegesis talk shows. Watch Pilots Odelya d'Hanguest, Constantin Baracca, and Slaver Filth debate the proper interpretation of the Book of Reclaiming.

— Patriotic Amarrian anthems.

— "Reality" Shows: watch as (past their prime) filthy Gallentean holoreel actresses are (slightly) redeemed from their sin through (temporary) Amarrian slavery, complete with collar, whip, and Vitoc.

— Hard News programs focusing on the latest abuses and scandals of the Shakor administration.

The possibilities are endless. Yet you insist on making The Scope be, of all things, a capsuleer combat organization. Repent. Amen. Amarr Victor.


All you need to do is barrow Slaver Filth's name and you'd be a Gutter Press character.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
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