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How to hassle Goonswarm

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antigoone
Doomheim
#141 - 2011-11-03 19:09:18 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Have the goons folded yet?

I assume this much pressure from NPC corp alts with terrible spelling and grammar must be causing dear leader a lot of lost sleep.

We're hanging in there for now but as soon as the second alt in a cloaked ships comes to our space and starts taking screenshots I don't see how we can hold on for long.


Yeah, come with us to mine some veldspar in empire, we'll keep some roids for you.

Beware of suicide-gankers Lol
Kronos Cassius
Mystical Missile Flingers United
#142 - 2011-11-03 19:09:55 UTC
Kyle Myr wrote:
The Crow Khagah wrote:
Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.



It's obviously not because we find this funny.

We're very afraid they'll come to our space, and hope to use the ability to post well to keep them away.



Lol wut? Roll
Vio Geraci
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#143 - 2011-11-03 19:44:16 UTC
When he's talking about "our" ability to post well, he's really talking about me.
MonsterXYZ
BallBreaker AllDayLong
#144 - 2011-11-03 22:01:42 UTC
1 Have an alt with low skills that you can loose (Second Account Maybe)

2. You will only need a small ship

3. Have your miners ready to mine (ice if your brave enough) I suggest a cheap fit

4. Have you low skill alt fly to the field and wait for you or a fleet mate to show up

5, Have the low skill alt lock and fire on your ship

6. Concord, with all the attacks in high sec concord will hang around for 90 min or more.

7. Leave the alts Pod in space as long as you like this seems to keep Concord around.

It was leaked how to pull Concord off the belts so now you know how to pull concord back in. Remember you will get a security status drop and may eventually have to leave that system.

If a Goon tells you, you can’t do that, “ Never trust a Goon” and yes you can.

I am not a GOON, never have been never will be.


To the goons reading this: 011110010110111101110101001000000110110101110101011100110111010000100000011011110110001001100101011110010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011000010110001001110011011011110111001001100010011001010110010000101110
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#145 - 2011-11-03 23:02:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Ladie Harlot
MonsterXYZ wrote:
If a Goon tells you, you can’t do that, “ Never trust a Goon” and yes you can.

It's true they can do that but then we just use one of our alts to pull the concord spawn somewhere else and before the poor miner even realizes they are gone he's got a brutix on top of him and tears in his eyes. You could always follow antigoone's advice and use an Orca. He says they are invulnerable in high sec.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Sage Revinour
Only Fools or Horses
#146 - 2011-11-03 23:36:46 UTC
Excellent troll. I actually read the first three posts in this thread before getting distracted with my belly button lint.

2/10
Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#147 - 2011-11-04 03:54:32 UTC
antigoone wrote:
Vio Geraci wrote:
WILL NOBODY RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME PRIEST


According to you, blocking mining in goon space won't impact goonswarm's economy, as - of course - there in no mining in goon's space.

But it's amazing to see how many goons seems to feel concerned on this thread Lol

I'm really not sure that "concerned" is the word to use here.

antigoone wrote:
Sirhan Blixt wrote:

I have no idea what you are talking about. There is no mining going on in Deklein, not south, north, east, or west of VFK.


Yes and as already said, I am the Queen of England.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

Oh.

Oh, dear.
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#148 - 2011-11-04 04:14:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Hesperus Vanderbeets
Sage Revinour wrote:
Excellent troll. I actually read the first three posts in this thread before getting distracted with my belly button lint.

2/10


Calling it a troll would imply it has a certain amount of cleverness, and maybe even enough social graces to understand what others are saying.

Our fine OP lacks both.

Edit: Hello honourable space pilot.
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#149 - 2011-11-04 05:46:24 UTC
I'd like to give you a tip to make this thread actually legit. If you want to annoy goons, you can do so really easily.

Just fly into goon space and sit in Local posting pictures of ponies and sayings like "o7 m8!" and "Help! I'm tackled in the belt!"
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#150 - 2011-11-04 05:55:46 UTC
Venus Vermillion wrote:
Just fly into goon space and sit in Local posting pictures of ponies and sayings like "o7 m8!" and "Help! I'm tackled in the belt!"

It's Goon kryptonite

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

antigoone
Doomheim
#151 - 2011-11-04 07:41:43 UTC
MonsterXYZ wrote:
1 Have an alt with low skills that you can loose (Second Account Maybe)

2. You will only need a small ship

3. Have your miners ready to mine (ice if your brave enough) I suggest a cheap fit

4. Have you low skill alt fly to the field and wait for you or a fleet mate to show up

5, Have the low skill alt lock and fire on your ship

6. Concord, with all the attacks in high sec concord will hang around for 90 min or more.

7. Leave the alts Pod in space as long as you like this seems to keep Concord around.

It was leaked how to pull Concord off the belts so now you know how to pull concord back in. Remember you will get a security status drop and may eventually have to leave that system.

If a Goon tells you, you can’t do that, “ Never trust a Goon” and yes you can.

I am not a GOON, never have been never will be.


To the goons reading this: 011110010110111101110101001000000110110101110101011100110111010000100000011011110110001001100101011110010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011000010110001001110011011011110111001001100010011001010110010000101110



It's not about resist anymore but to fight back, as it is far less complicated.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#152 - 2011-11-04 09:24:06 UTC
antigoone wrote:
MonsterXYZ wrote:
1 Have an alt with low skills that you can loose (Second Account Maybe)

2. You will only need a small ship

3. Have your miners ready to mine (ice if your brave enough) I suggest a cheap fit

4. Have you low skill alt fly to the field and wait for you or a fleet mate to show up

5, Have the low skill alt lock and fire on your ship

6. Concord, with all the attacks in high sec concord will hang around for 90 min or more.

7. Leave the alts Pod in space as long as you like this seems to keep Concord around.

It was leaked how to pull Concord off the belts so now you know how to pull concord back in. Remember you will get a security status drop and may eventually have to leave that system.

If a Goon tells you, you can’t do that, “ Never trust a Goon” and yes you can.

I am not a GOON, never have been never will be.


To the goons reading this: 011110010110111101110101001000000110110101110101011100110111010000100000011011110110001001100101011110010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011000010110001001110011011011110111001001100010011001010110010000101110



It's not about resist anymore but to fight back, as it is far less complicated.


How's that working for you?

Any nice killmails to show?

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Zain Andreas
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#153 - 2011-11-04 09:47:42 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Venus Vermillion wrote:
Just fly into goon space and sit in Local posting pictures of ponies and sayings like "o7 m8!" and "Help! I'm tackled in the belt!"

It's Goon kryptonite


I thought soap was goon kryptonite.
antigoone
Doomheim
#154 - 2011-11-04 10:40:14 UTC  |  Edited by: antigoone
Khanh'rhh wrote:


How's that working for you?

Any nice killmails to show?


It's all about willpower, not perception.
Tora Oni
Legendary Sidekicks in Space
#155 - 2011-11-04 11:27:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Oni
If you are seriously about getting even with those goons, there is a perfect strategy for :

Have a mining ship somewhere in their space, surround it with all kinds of mining ships, BUT have them all cloaked. When they enter the area and attack the miner, ALL mining ships de-cloak and shout BOEE !!!! It will scare the **** out of them ! Twisted



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School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#156 - 2011-11-04 11:29:07 UTC
antigoone wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:


How's that working for you?

Any nice killmails to show?


It's all about willpower, not perception.


most people map for both
Ivana Twinkle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#157 - 2011-11-04 13:06:36 UTC
goon miners?

name and shame!
antigoone
Doomheim
#158 - 2011-11-04 13:19:54 UTC
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
goon miners?

name and shame!


One more.
antigoone
Doomheim
#159 - 2011-11-04 13:21:08 UTC
Tora Oni wrote:
If you are seriously about getting even with those goons, there is a perfect strategy for :
Have a mining ship somewhere in their space, surround it with all kinds of mining ships, BUT have them all cloaked. When they enter the area and attack the miner, ALL mining ships de-cloak and shout BOEE !!!! It will scare the **** out of them ! Twisted


Do you know what is the powergrid of a mining barge ?
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#160 - 2011-11-04 14:27:25 UTC
antigoone wrote:
Tora Oni wrote:
If you are seriously about getting even with those goons, there is a perfect strategy for :
Have a mining ship somewhere in their space, surround it with all kinds of mining ships, BUT have them all cloaked. When they enter the area and attack the miner, ALL mining ships de-cloak and shout BOEE !!!! It will scare the **** out of them ! Twisted


Do you know what is the powergrid of a mining barge ?

ahh yes you found the flaw in his completely serious strategy

my god man, what is your intellect doing here, wasted, instead of solving world hunger

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.