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How to hassle Goonswarm
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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#81 - 2011-11-02 21:12:24 UTC
Make sure Goon Space is well stocked with BBQ & Hot n' Spicy Flavoured Chicken Wings.

The basic Goon desire to continually feast like Gluttonous Hogs akin to Augustus Gloop in Wonka's Factory will be their undoing.

Black Man with Goggles
antigoone
Doomheim
#82 - 2011-11-02 21:27:03 UTC
Andski wrote:
Cyhira wrote:
antigoone wrote:
antigoone wrote:
[quote=Ladie Harlot]lol goons mining...somebody take a screenshot


Yes, keep the old legend alive, that helps to protect them.

I will take a screen, don't worry.



Is that what you need ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

And a few minutes later:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/goons2.png/


to be fair, those are WIdot, not actually goons. but it's hilarious that you think that the alliance orders them to mine, or that we'd be at all "hassled" if someone kept them from mining or blew them up.


It's hilarous if 1 guy sits 1 system.

With 2-3 guys sitting in every mining systems, I don't know.

Guys who lost Mackinaws in gallente ice belts should skill 1 alt and go on.
One frigate is ok to start as long as it can cloak and probe hidden belts.

In that way, you'll probably never dare to block ice again.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#83 - 2011-11-02 21:50:47 UTC
antigoone wrote:

In that way, you'll probably never dare to block ice again.



nooooooooooooooooooo

we're sorry we'll stop

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Vio Geraci
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#84 - 2011-11-02 22:14:39 UTC
WILL NOBODY RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME PRIEST
Ngoa
Fight Against Boredom
#85 - 2011-11-02 22:17:29 UTC
i mine rats is that ok
The Crow Khagah
Doomheim
#86 - 2011-11-02 22:35:43 UTC
Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.
Kyle Myr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#87 - 2011-11-02 23:18:10 UTC
The Crow Khagah wrote:
Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.



It's obviously not because we find this funny.

We're very afraid they'll come to our space, and hope to use the ability to post well to keep them away.
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2011-11-02 23:47:21 UTC
If we own 30 systems and 30 pubbies come sit, one in each system... it will impact my game exactly 0%. The only people who might be effected would be those who bot... and I personally could care less if you interrupt them, so by all means do please go right ahead with whatever plan you have.

I spent a lot of time telling the fine people of Brapelille this very same thing: If you are aware of what's going on around you in space, then you have nothing to fear. Its only when you decide to go have a smoke while your Mackinaw is pewpewing some ice that you risk being destroyed. Welcome to Eve.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#89 - 2011-11-03 01:12:47 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
Venus Vermillion wrote:
antigoone wrote:


I've seen plenty of goon miners in goon space pal, with Hulks and Rorcal.

My post is well documented, believe it or not.


Those aren't miners... the Rorquals are fueling POS/etc, the hulks I'm doubtful you've ever actually seen. There are literally no "goon miners" unless a bunch of us in Theta have a little too much drinky-drinky and decide it would be a riot -- in which case we're not actually mining but more using it as an excuse to take a hulk into space and sit next to a rock while we enjoy libation.

Also, I love the play on Antigone. Very well crafted. As to the Rorqual - they are never just 'mining', if you find one expect to get shredded... our logistics people get really angry when they are interrupted. Well, they generally just get really angry period.


Kind of like how you're logistics people spent 45mins trying to scan down my cloaky velator?
Kind of like how I invaded goonspace and busted you're stupid cyno jammer and you're logistics was more then willing to offer up a free aeon killmail before everybody frogout?

Really wanna annoy goons?
Hang out in their systems with a cloaky ship and decloak just long enough for them to get close to you with probes then cloak up again. That really pisses them off. They start yelling at you in local chat and they call you homophobic slurs.

Also goons do in fact mine with hulks. How else do you think they build stuff?



Don't be so sure about that.


A good scanner can combine D-Scan usage and Probes well enough to get a warpable hit in 6 seconds and you will never see the probes unless you spam that button.

Use a close pattern of safe spots, like 1 AU apart or less if you can manage it, and run that circle. A good prober running a rigged covops and implants can get a good hit on 8AU or more depending largely on ship size.


Sad there was one other person who used to post here who I learned that from and he's not seen much around here now.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#90 - 2011-11-03 01:24:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanya Powers
They're loosing SC's and Cap's rating in belts, just saw a lol KM tonight Shocked

Just form groups of 2 or 3 cloak bombers and squat those systems, same on Ice systems but better, fleet of bombers and let them get used to your presence, they're more paranoid than the average player but they like too much iskies and there's no better carebear than a goon, they will keep mining and you will kill a lot of mackinaws specially in Ice operations.

You'll find a lot of belt/anom raters not moving when you jump in, just drop bubbles and profit bot KM.
Bring reccons and get ready to pin caps/supers open cyno's for hot drops, mine them from the inside, you'll love it Lol

You can start "yummy" your null sec carebear KM's and tears for truth, just post your alts at the good systems (hi Dotland) and you'll break a big part of their activities, watch the pos's get hugged and screen for lols.
Sell cynos hot drop to their enemy providing ship type screenshot, you'll love it.

You will never win fights of numbers, you need to win with other tools and you will if you do it right, after all you have plenty of spare time now that you can't mine in high sec right?

Edit: you will not bother Goons really, they don't care with all those gazillions they do per month with moon stuff, but you will bother each and every corp paying to be there, and that's worthy.
madd0g11
State War Academy
Caldari State
#91 - 2011-11-03 02:06:22 UTC
No, not my secret mining operations!
Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#92 - 2011-11-03 02:23:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Sirhan Blixt
The Crow Khagah wrote:
Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.

I have no idea what you are talking about. There is no mining going on in Deklein, not south, north, east, or west of VFK. Goonswarm Federation derives no operating funds from mining activities anywhere in New Eden. Let me conclude by saying that I have no idea what you are talking about and such speculation about Goon mining is pointless.

This also has nothing to do with the conflict in Albania.

Tanya Powers wrote:
... you will not bother Goons really, they don't care with all those gazillions they do per month with moon stuff, but you will bother each and every corp paying to be there, and that's worthy.

This is as good a time as any to point out that we do offer lucrative terms to those industrious souls wishing to profit from our laziness and oversight by purchasing rights to mine in Goonspace.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#93 - 2011-11-03 02:40:38 UTC
Tanya Powers wrote:
you will bother each and every corp paying to be there, and that's worthy.


Which ones?

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#94 - 2011-11-03 03:28:50 UTC
Andski wrote:
Tanya Powers wrote:
you will bother each and every corp paying to be there, and that's worthy.


Which ones?

well you know esg is only here because we are good at oral
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#95 - 2011-11-03 03:55:26 UTC
So hassling Goonswarm consists of one dude in a cov ops taking screenshots of one of our member corps?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
antigoone
Doomheim
#96 - 2011-11-03 07:33:17 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
So hassling Goonswarm consists of one dude in a cov ops taking screenshots of one of our member corps?


Only one of our alts is well skilled right now to get really annoying.

More to come, don't worry.
antigoone
Doomheim
#97 - 2011-11-03 07:40:45 UTC
Venus Vermillion wrote:
If we own 30 systems and 30 pubbies come sit, one in each system... it will impact my game exactly 0%. The only people who might be effected would be those who bot... and I personally could care less if you interrupt them, so by all means do please go right ahead with whatever plan you have.


You have far less mining systems than this. Just look at the branches on the map. Most of your space is just empty. I've made 20 jumps in the morning in your nullsec space without seeing 1 goon, just a few neutrals.

Venus Vermillion wrote:

I spent a lot of time telling the fine people of Brapelille this very same thing: If you are aware of what's going on around you in space, then you have nothing to fear. Its only when you decide to go have a smoke while your Mackinaw is pewpewing some ice that you risk being destroyed. Welcome to Eve.


Do you know about ice mining cycle time pal ?
Maybe you won't get destroyed, but you'll neither get ice.
antigoone
Doomheim
#98 - 2011-11-03 07:41:42 UTC  |  Edited by: antigoone
Weaselior wrote:
antigoone wrote:

In that way, you'll probably never dare to block ice again.



nooooooooooooooooooo

we're sorry we'll stop


Yes you will.

Yes we (jet)can Big smileBig smileBig smile
antigoone
Doomheim
#99 - 2011-11-03 07:44:22 UTC  |  Edited by: antigoone
Vio Geraci wrote:
WILL NOBODY RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME PRIEST


According to you, blocking mining in goon space won't impact goonswarm's economy, as - of course - there in no mining in goon's space.

But it's amazing to see how many goons seems to feel concerned on this thread Lol
antigoone
Doomheim
#100 - 2011-11-03 07:59:54 UTC
Sirhan Blixt wrote:

I have no idea what you are talking about. There is no mining going on in Deklein, not south, north, east, or west of VFK.


Yes and as already said, I am the Queen of England.


http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/