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I dont understand this!!!

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Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#21 - 2013-10-14 00:35:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Isis Dea
I hate to break it to everyone... but we don't need to eat or drink anything.

We're pretty much a walking sculpture of art, made from a can of spam, with sensitive nerves and natural ability to "feel a ship" ... but you know sexual organs are a must and if as customizable as our clone... well... one is sure to get ideas.

Just saying, EVE doesn't have toilets because we don't need toilets. Twisted

No lie, a constant argument amongst mortals: Clones aren't humans. We're not humans. And the day we became a clone we died for rizzles. Lol


P.S. If you want to eat, I expect that's a feature built into the clone with a waste disposal that is incredibly efficient to the point you don't generate waste.

More Character Customization :: Especially compared to what we had in 2003...
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#22 - 2013-10-14 04:49:36 UTC
... still waiting for the casino, and the stage with the brass poles...

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Anomaly One
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-10-14 04:56:09 UTC
We should be able to have our own toilets in station said toilets can then be used to deploy bombs to outside the station.
Drop bomb. flush into outer space, 10 secs later a random player gets hit and dies.. wouldn't it be fun!
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#24 - 2013-10-14 05:17:35 UTC

Totally need toilets in ships. When you get tackled, just release the goods and temporarily cover the enemy's screen.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-10-14 06:13:46 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

Totally need toilets in ships. When you get tackled, just release the goods and temporarily cover the enemy's screen.


[Fleet Comms] They are deploying counter measures, evasive maneuvers now because if you get it on your hull you aren't sharing a docking bay with me.
Feer Truelight
#26 - 2013-10-14 08:01:27 UTC
You are a capsuleer.
You sh*t you pants, kill yourself and wake up seconds later in a new clone with fresh pants.

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Andrew Indy
Cleaning Crew
#27 - 2013-10-14 08:46:13 UTC
And you wondered why space ships don't need any fuel. Problem solved.

That and Noob ship guns, Thats why their DPS is so low.
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2013-10-14 09:28:16 UTC
I LOVE moist towlettes!

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#29 - 2013-10-14 09:49:08 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
SpoonRECKLESS wrote:
Yes because shitting in space is what I want in eve.



STAR CITIZEN: Shitting in space.




I want that poster. STAT.



This is the best post I've seen on EVE-O this month.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.
Lephia DeGrande
Luxembourg Space Union
#30 - 2013-10-14 10:01:19 UTC
8GB RAM for a Space Toilet Simulator? Ehhhmmm No.

Meet the Mario Kart 8 - Capsuleer Club Cup
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
#31 - 2013-10-14 10:08:04 UTC
Pod poo is Pod poo, what else could it be.
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#32 - 2013-10-14 10:08:33 UTC
I thought that was what the Eject button was for...
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#33 - 2013-10-14 11:02:52 UTC
I once self destructed a ship for this very reason.

Easier than cleaning it and a lot less questions asked.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Frying Doom
#34 - 2013-10-14 11:14:27 UTC
You have been warned about Goons in space.

Warp Bubbles and Pirates.

This year CCP in conjunction with No Means No brings you the worst terror yet

Turds in space!!!

You will wish it was bugs splattering on the ship hull.

Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Darius Brinn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2013-10-14 11:20:50 UTC
Capsuleers don't poo in their pods. A large tubular insert directly into their nether regions keeps the pod goo clean.

Contrary to popular belief, the nº1 reason for clone updating is not death, but getting a fresh chocolate starfish from time to time, in an attempt to retain some sort of dignity in between travels.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#36 - 2013-10-14 11:46:40 UTC
Quote:
22. Post constructively.

Negative feedback can be very useful to further improve EVE Online provided that it is presented in a civil and factual manner. All users are encouraged to honestly express their feelings regarding EVE Online and how it can be improved. Posts that are non-constructive, insulting or in breach of the rules will be deleted regardless of how valid the ideas behind them may be. Users are also reminded that posting with a lack of content also constitutes non-constructive posting.

Thread closed.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

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