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Joining "GoonWaffe"

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Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2013-10-11 20:14:49 UTC
Murderphache wrote:
pssst

It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.

All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit.

Post some more tears about your denied application, Mr. Sour Grapes.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-10-11 20:16:02 UTC
Murderphache wrote:
pssst

It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.

All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit.


But usually they don't scam newbies, and OP is only several weeks old.

So this was either a mistake or this offer is legit...

But wouldn't they rather need renters now than new members for their core corporations?


vOv

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Na Und
Galactronics
#23 - 2013-10-11 20:19:46 UTC
I'm not particularly interested in joining Goonwaffe, but I have about 7B isk that I'd like to invest. Do they pay dividends?
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#24 - 2013-10-11 20:24:23 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
Murderphache wrote:
pssst

It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.

All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit.

Post some more tears about your denied application, Mr. Sour Grapes.


He was denied at your corp too?

What are the odds that a niche website that talks about bacon recipes and makes fun of stupid people would go on to not only get people to actually join an unrelated niche internet spaceship game but to have more success in recruiting people outside of the game than any other in-game corporation including reddit's corp?

I am sick of your lies that corrupt people into perpetuating such slanderous allegations as this. I do not deny that there is a small clique within Goonswarm that are members of that awful something website. But you are just spreading conspiracy theories and are adding nothing to this discussion.

OP, please disregard people who are just trying to convince you to avoid joining their internet spaceship enemies. Use your head and make up your own mind. You seem to be an intelligent individual, so I can see why you were selected to receive that evemail.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Laertes Ansari
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-10-11 20:28:21 UTC
Some of you guys aren't the brightest :/ Of course I read up on them via other websites which is why I'm asking here. Why the hell wouldn't I do some research before asking a question? Herp derp.

beancounter Jaynara's comment led me to believe this guy was either a moron or another scammer they're going to kick. Not 100% sure, though, because it was worded quite oddly.

If I ever saw CCP Falcon's character in real life I think I'd politely ask him to kick my ass just so I could brag about it.

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#26 - 2013-10-11 20:28:41 UTC
Na Und wrote:
I'm not particularly interested in joining Goonwaffe, but I have about 7B isk that I'd like to invest. Do they pay dividends?


I can put you in touch with some guys that would know the answer to that. Or you can just contact them yourself. I personally know and trust the following. They can direct you to the answers that you seek.

the Mittani
Blawrf Mctaggart
Bob Starseeker
Scooter Mccabe

I'll just keep the list short. I would evemail them all so that you get the quickest answer. Just ask that they reply all so that effort in helping you is not needlessly duplicated.

Alternatively, you can invest a portion of your assets with me. Just read my bio. After you win, you will be able to invest more with Goonwaffe's investment program.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

E-2C Hawkeye
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#27 - 2013-10-11 20:34:39 UTC
Murderphache wrote:
pssst

It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.

All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit.



THIS
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#28 - 2013-10-11 21:07:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Miilla
Ill have to raise my standards in order to join Goons.

In space, down is the new up.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#29 - 2013-10-11 21:14:06 UTC
Miilla wrote:
Ill have to raise my standards in order to join Goons.

In space, down is the new up.

Why, were you in like.. test or something

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#30 - 2013-10-11 21:16:06 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Miilla wrote:
Ill have to raise my standards in order to join Goons.

In space, down is the new up.

Why, were you in like.. test or something


or Something.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#31 - 2013-10-11 21:30:34 UTC
I didn't read this thread but I'm going to post in it anyway.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2013-10-11 21:40:12 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I didn't read this thread but I'm going to post in it anyway.


Do you also sometimes read your own posts in Morgan Freeman's voice?

It's a blast, I tell you.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

CCP Falcon
#33 - 2014-01-06 09:53:08 UTC
Trolling,

Locked.

CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

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