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Test Alliance Joining Caldari FW

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Ralegna Porthar
Kick B0rt
#281 - 2013-10-22 18:48:55 UTC
People keep refering to JUSTK. Who the hell is JUSTK?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#282 - 2013-10-22 18:49:08 UTC
Last real post b4 lock!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
ZheoTheThird
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#283 - 2013-10-22 18:49:21 UTC
TownSaver wrote:
Hello! I'm Jake, from State Farm


What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Synter
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#284 - 2013-10-22 18:49:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Synter
JAF Anders wrote:
Hard to believe it's 2008 already.

I'd like to submit that there's no Gallente coordination to get Test out of Caldari FW (also, ever). Personally, I hope you guys stick around, murdering and getting murdered for the foreseeable future. At this point I realize just how many e's that word has.

That being said (the sticking around part), there's a considerable amount of danger to 'winning'. The Siege of Rakapas earlier this year remains bittersweet in my memory. For those of you just joining us, a concerted effort was made to conquer the entire warzone, kicking out all FW-low-sec occupying Caldari FW participants (read, best participants): among those systems being the obvious and aforementioned Rakapas; among those occupants being the illustrious and competent Alliance, Happy Endings [F0NDL]. The hard-earned and well-fought conclusion brought to this player's mind the eventual lamentation that the eviction of such formidable opponents would bring.

If I wanted you, well-dressed dinosaur migrant fleet, to come in, cash out, and leave, I'd keep my mouth shut. Since this is not the case, I, too, echo XG's advice:

Should you choose to conquer Black Rise, it will be your grave -- Placid, your tomb.



Yikes that this more angelfish and goodness oversold thanks adventurous far affectingly amid alas played and excluding dear reservedly earthworm Gallente dock warriors and the goodness of TEST and Caldari maximizing synergies fond spuriously, jeepers.
Shroomduck Aivo
Lone Wolves Mining
EZ. Street
#285 - 2013-10-22 18:50:07 UTC
Can you clear printing spool?
Issues with printer again.
I have been erasing from print folder but still get issues.
Now I cannot even delete them
AgentHawk
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#286 - 2013-10-22 18:50:24 UTC
Part 9 and the Final Post in this series

FIN

Following is the poem that I wish to be spoken at my funeral (modified from the original by Mary Elizabeth Frye).

“Do not stand at my grave and weep.

I am not there. I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow;

I am the diamond glints on snow;

I am sunlight on ripened grain;

I am the gentle autism rain.

When you awake to greet the dawn

I am the day as it is born.

I am birds in circling flight;

I am the soft starlight at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry;

I am not there. I did not die.”

~buttes~
TownSaver
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#287 - 2013-10-22 18:50:59 UTC
ZheoTheThird wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
Hello! I'm Jake, from State Farm


What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?


Nothing, my TESTicles are sweaty and I'm rubbing them all over Gaymil faces
TownSaver
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#288 - 2013-10-22 18:51:23 UTC
TownSaver wrote:
ZheoTheThird wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
Hello! I'm Jake, from State Farm


What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?


Nothing, my ********* are sweaty and I'm rubbing them all over Gaymil faces


holy ****!! test icles are blocked???
ae7c
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#289 - 2013-10-22 18:51:46 UTC
Does anyone know if you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat?
Ralegna Porthar
Kick B0rt
#290 - 2013-10-22 18:53:46 UTC
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FITE ME IRL NERD ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Shroomduck Aivo
Lone Wolves Mining
EZ. Street
#291 - 2013-10-22 18:54:16 UTC
ae7c wrote:
Does anyone know if you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat?

Only if your not on your period
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#292 - 2013-10-22 18:54:31 UTC
Ralegna Porthar wrote:
People keep refering to JUSTK. Who the hell is JUSTK?

BTW, thank you for supporting JUSTK by wearing our CCP-distributed T-shirt. The red star looks good on you.
Synter
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#293 - 2013-10-22 18:54:44 UTC
Gallente faction warfare waked on lusty apart indicative conditionally far jeeringly save that this since hesitantly not taking EHA system stupid capitally more inside depending the level V status. however Caldari have been know to be danger zone and shot crude one instantaneous yikes. I predict this will be a long war.
TownSaver
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#294 - 2013-10-22 18:55:51 UTC
ae7c wrote:
Does anyone know if you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat?


Only if my hard solid pe n i s is sitting on top of the toilet, then you can. Even in the b u t t
James Erataz
Washed Up Drunks
#295 - 2013-10-22 18:55:58 UTC
Ralegna Porthar wrote:
People keep refering to JUSTK. Who the hell is JUSTK?


Maybe these guys [url]http://www.newjustk.com.my/[/url]
AgentHawk
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#296 - 2013-10-22 18:56:39 UTC
TownSaver wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
ZheoTheThird wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
Hello! I'm Jake, from State Farm


What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?


Nothing, my ********* are sweaty and I'm rubbing them all over Gaymil faces


holy ****!! test icles are blocked???


That cannot be. I simply cannot believe this. It cannot be true! It is not true! It is true! It can be true! I simply can believe this. This can be.

zuluminati
TownSaver
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#297 - 2013-10-22 18:57:26 UTC
AgentHawk wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
ZheoTheThird wrote:
TownSaver wrote:
Hello! I'm Jake, from State Farm


What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?


Nothing, my ********* are sweaty and I'm rubbing them all over Gaymil faces


holy ****!! test icles are blocked???


That cannot be. I simply cannot believe this. It cannot be true! It is not true! It is true! It can be true! I simply can believe this. This can be.

zuluminati



I wonder if they block **** too!
TownSaver
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#298 - 2013-10-22 18:57:51 UTC

they do!! what a bunch of c o c k blockers!
Ralegna Porthar
Kick B0rt
#299 - 2013-10-22 18:57:54 UTC
X Gallentius wrote:
Ralegna Porthar wrote:
People keep refering to JUSTK. Who the hell is JUSTK?

BTW, thank you for supporting JUSTK by wearing our CCP-distributed T-shirt. The red star looks good on you.



You guys own red stars? Does Birmingham, Alabama know you stole this?


Oh God... Does Best Korea?
ae7c
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#300 - 2013-10-22 18:58:09 UTC
TownSaver wrote:
ae7c wrote:
Does anyone know if you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat?


Only if my hard solid pe n i s is sitting on top of the toilet, then you can. Even in the b u t t

That makes sense. Like if the tank water were to splash up on a butt during flushing with the penis inside the back tank were to get there pregnant again.