Market Discussions

Good day all.
I am new at the whole loan thing.
Basically i require a 15billion loan/invest ment so i can but a new toons for a rorqual if i dont pay back the loan i will hand over the toon with the rorqual and all it belongings.
I am trying to sit up shop in null sec and i am trying to get a income in to get this going and i cant.
I want to start getting in the require amounts of minerals so i can start production to supply the null sec market.
If any one is interested i am online now if you want to talk to me about this


Thanks

WOW this is like real life lol
I got anther toon lucy smit.
The terms can be discussed .
I got nothing to hide you can research me and do what ever you want i am not a fake.
Just trying to sit shop in null sec and make billions of isk and it can make the investor/ the person that provides the isk happy

I have corrected it ;)

newbish player + large loan + 0.0 = Lost Rorq, lots of tears, and no repayment.

You can make money without a rorq, and without a bunch of extra toons in 0.0. If you need liquid isk, I'm sure offering up collateral will make it more likely to get a loan, but I agree with flakeys, not gonna happen as it stands.

OP maybe you should start small in your asking, uncollateralized loans are pretty rare these days.

wow, you're pretty confident

i was guessing it was more along the lines as that he had a better chance of picking a random point in space to teleport to and surviving

to illustrate (and because i'm bored)

HoogaStank SHOSHO was the first new eden scientist to ever discover instant teleportation. Unfortunately, due to miscalculations and oversights he thought he had built a time machine.

Instead of opening a 4th dimensional rift through time, his machine opened a 4th dimensional rift through space. His invention in effect would take you to a random location within the universe. This was unfortunate, as most of the universe is empty space, and he had not thought to take the precaution of vacuum sealing his machine.

Now, if one were taken to a random spot anywhere in the universe, the chance of landing in a galaxy and not in the seemingly endless open space in between them is less than one in 6 billion (6,000,000,000).

Though unlikely this event was, HoogaStank SHOSHO did indeed land in a galaxy, a moderately sized spiral galaxy in fact. Unfortunately, this is only the first hurdle, and by far one of the easiest. Given that he landed in a galaxy, HoogaStank SHOSHO chance of landing relatively near a star (within 10 AU or so) is about 1 in 1.6 trillion (1,600,000,000,000)

Now amazingly enough, HoogaStank SHOSHO not only landed in a galaxy, but within 10AU of a star. Now given that he landed near such a solar system, it would still need to contain a rocky planet located within the habitable zone and capable of sustaining human life. Not only that, but he would have to land on said planet's orbital path. A feat with a probability of around 1 in 1.2 quadrillion (1,200,000,000,000,000)

Incredibly enough, he did indeed land on the orbital path of the perfect planet, one capable of sustaining human life. Even more incredibly, he managed to land within 1mm of the surface over a flat grassland with moderate temperature, and not anywhere inside the earth itself or dangerously high above the ground. A feat with a probability of nearly 1 in 12 quadrillion (12,000,000,000,000,000)

Let's just take it at my word that that last event was unlikely.

Now the real problem with opening inter-dimensional rifts with convertibles, is that even on the miraculous occasion that all the above chances are met (which they were), and you are not exposed to the vacuum of space (which HoogaStank SHOSHO was not) your initial velocity most likely will not be anywhere near the same magnitude or direction as that of the planet you land on, or the atmosphere around it. This would most likely result in either an immediate crater in the ground below you, or your sudden annihilation by the high winds of the atmosphere around you.

Incredibly enough, HoogaStank SHOSHO managed to enter the atmosphere with a velocity within .001% of the magnitude and direction of the planet he landed on. Upon entering he felt nothing more than a slight breeze as the south wind gently brushed the top of his head.

Every single one of these near impossible events were met. And HoogaStank SHOSHO managed to land nearly perfectly on a life bearing planet. This is one of the most incredible feats of chance to have ever occurred in the universe, in fact, it should be downright impossible. I just wanted to make sure you understand that in some sense he was an incredibly lucky person of a degree that is mind boggling.

Now I say he was 'in some sense' lucky, because unfortunately, he still had a 50% chance of exiting the rift with his head oriented toward the sky...SPLAT


TL;dr not going to happen, shoo now

First off 'another guy' is too vague , we need linkies to say why that one filled but my guess is it was someone known to MD for a longer time hence the trust issue is a little less then with the OP .