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**LOWSEC TRAINING** The Meatshield Bastards
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Nashh Kadavr
Hostile.
#1 - 2013-10-03 13:07:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Nashh Kadavr
So you've worked out how to fly your ship, you've mined a few rocks, but something is wrong with the world.
You feel the need to ditch your mining laser and fit autocannons, to feel the ripple of excitement as your rockets crash into your target. To blow peoples ships up and steal their stuff! Or maybe you're just one of those strange people that like to collect corpses...

But there is a problem you're new, you don't know even which end of the autocannon is the shooty bit! You jumped into lowsec one day, and several nasty pirates held you at gunpoint and made you sing for freedom!

You need to become MEAT, better still you need to be [QUORN]!

Meatshield is officially opening it's doors again to the new and fresh faced cadets of New Eden, we will take you apart remove all the squishy bits and put you back together made of kevlar, we will line you up and march you into the jaws of death, where you will take everything that death has to offer you, and then get back on your feet and knock death out. You are immortal, you are better than just meat, you are QUORN!

Learn to PVP, not from videos, not from blogs, not from some stuck up wannabe hero but from the full time pirates of lowsec, the evil scum of the world that are having far more fun than you are.

Requirements - working mike, headset. Willing to fly and die for fun.
It's more about attitude than skill points, if you are willing to put the time in so are we.

Want to know more? - Join Dbastards channel in game.
Feel free to come hang around with us in channel and ask questions, or better still come out on a roam with us and see what your missing out on!

MEATSHIELD - be part of it!
meat·shield-noun
1. Ship or Pilot which obstructs the passage of incoming fire from its intended destination:
‘Some meatshield stopped me shooting a Bastard!’
2. Ship or Pilot who serves no purpose other than to sacrifice himself for the greater good:
‘Was a TARP, but at least I killed the meatshield’.
-attributive adjective
3. A desirable property for a noun:
‘Meatshield Bastard, nature’s kevlar for us pirates!’





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#EVE_NT website; www.eve-nt.uk Blog; http://nashh-blog.pvp101.net
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#2 - 2013-10-03 15:15:53 UTC
+1 Nashh is terrible!

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Tal'Shi Sonya
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-10-05 11:57:38 UTC
I am Kevlar!
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#4 - 2013-10-06 12:09:36 UTC
I was Kevlar, then a Bastard, then a Tusker, now a Bastard again.

Before all that I was a Bugger, check my corp history if you want to know what that lot means:)

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#5 - 2013-10-06 13:55:47 UTC
It really doesn't matter what you are now, be it Carebear, wormbear, tusker, tic, or other under represented groups, Meatshield will make you first Kevlar, then when you're hard enough, we'll make you a Bastard.

There is no limit in EVE other than what you put on yourself. Be all you can be!

Join us for a chat in channel now, or jump on tomorrow night and we'll take you out in a fleet.

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#6 - 2013-10-07 10:33:55 UTC
Come to Auner tonight, get on comms, have fun :)

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#7 - 2013-10-08 13:24:33 UTC
Last night we fought 12 Eve uni with five Bastards and took down more of them than us. Hell of a fight but I left in a pod:)

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#8 - 2013-10-08 21:01:01 UTC
\0/

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#9 - 2013-10-09 12:40:25 UTC
online now for recruits

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#10 - 2013-10-10 09:28:37 UTC
The tale of the 400M rupture (and then the double or nothing)

http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com/2013/10/08/fighting-against-the-odds-and-more-crazy-****/

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#11 - 2013-10-10 12:26:08 UTC
Jump on comms tonight, and join us for a quick roam. Jump in Dbastards channel in game, comms details in the MOTD.

We'll be heading out from about 1900.

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Nashh Kadavr
Hostile.
#12 - 2013-10-10 15:21:36 UTC
We'll take you from Bear and turn you to Pirate

#EVE_NT website; www.eve-nt.uk Blog; http://nashh-blog.pvp101.net
Nashh Kadavr
Hostile.
#13 - 2013-10-13 11:21:08 UTC
Ho! Ho! and up she rises
Ho! Ho! and up she rises
Ho! Ho! and up she rises,
Early in the morning...

#EVE_NT website; www.eve-nt.uk Blog; http://nashh-blog.pvp101.net
Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-10-13 14:02:21 UTC
Were do I sign up? Twisted

Got horribly tired of running missions, to the point i started killing auto pods in high sec and paying 100+ mil iskies to konkkordokken so i could kill one more pod. Pirate

Please save me from another lvl 4 mission Lol

New twist to damsel in distress, would be bear in distress Big smile
eito sec'undo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-10-13 17:48:30 UTC
+10 bump, best decision i made coming back to EVE was to join these bad boys.
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#16 - 2013-10-19 07:34:59 UTC
Been away for a week, back to a load of new faces and some great stories of yahrr, give me a couple of days to keep my girlfriend happy and Ill be back for a week of piracy.

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#17 - 2013-10-23 11:13:02 UTC
Last night we vandalised a pos and set up a protection deal with the owner. Actually quite a nice guy and he may join the meatshields.

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com
Sarcos
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-10-23 12:04:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Sarcos
Come on over and enjoy the fun. Every recruit gets a new free suit of kevlar (well...maybe not new...slightly used...ok really used with a few questionable stains).

Good old fashioned yarrage. We'll turn you from a fluffy carebear to a yarrbear! Pirate
Anabaric
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#19 - 2013-10-23 17:07:13 UTC
Sarcos wrote:
Come on over and enjoy the fun. Every recruit get a new free suit of kevlar (well...maybe not new...slightly used...ok really used with a few questionable stains).

Good old fashioned yarrage. We'll turn you from a fluffy carebear to a yarrbear! Pirate


If the stain is red don't worry too much, it will wash out. If the stain is brown, please turn inside out before use. Ugh

Community Manager www.Battleclinic.com @battleclinic Loadouts + Killboards + Forums Twitter @anabaric_eve www.the-bastards.net Recruitment: OPEN
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#20 - 2013-10-23 20:35:58 UTC
You've got something on your face mate..

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com
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