Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Midgets with Machetes are now recruiting - come join 'Midget Hunt' public chat in game

We are a small PVP and exploration group based in Gallente space in the Everyshore region. Our goal is to grow and learn PVP and further our new found addiction of collecting tears - what we lack in height, we make up with rather large balls and an eager determination to claim a pice of low sec from the tall people.

What we are looking for:

5 Million SP minimum
Mature and open minded attitude - we are midgets after all!
A willingness to ruin people's day - we are not pirates! We are just physically and mentally unhinged!
Members who are going to be active and not just squat in station all day
Donkey lovers

What we are NOT looking for:

Trial accounts - sorry but you can apply when you have a full account
Whiners, bigots, giants and aholes

What we can offer:

Friendly and fun atmosphere.
We understand that some people have real lives (wow) and so we only ask that you are active and take part when you are logged on. Comms is a must for PVP ops and we offer TeamSpeak3.
Level 4 and 5 mission running
Exploration
Eu and American timezones - yes midgets get around!

So, if you are looking for a small but expanding PVP group to have fun times with (Bananashakes offers certain services for free) then please join our public chat 'Midget Hunt' or email our chief midget 'Jackk O'neil' ingame.

Please note that if you actually have a dwarf fetish, we may still accept your application.

We have zero tolerance for idiots.

Thank you for taking the time to read this Midget mail.

Midgets are still recruiting!

Midgets are still recruiting

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Midgets are still recruiting