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Rubicon is a really bad name for an expansion

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Anthony Blunt
Appenzeller Kantonal Bank
#1 - 2013-09-27 07:21:23 UTC
The Rubicon was a river in Italy. Only in the last 20 years do scholars believe that they have identified the actual river that once bore this name. A small heavily polluted stream that barely flows anymore and certainly does not flow where Caesar crossed it.

The river that previously was Identified as the Rubicon was so named because of a scam some 500 years ago. Some persons placed a sign near the river saying no armies past this point and this was considered as sufficient evidence although the sign was 1500 years too young. (worse than editing the wiki)

The moment of the crossing of the rubicon was the beginning of the military dictatorship in Rome. Which one could consider a clear indication on behalf of CCP that Mittens will be moving his capital to Jita. The Pax Goonis is about to commence.

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Aesheera
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-09-27 07:24:13 UTC
Srsly.

Original, but in line with the other threads in this pearl of a forum.

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

Caleb Seremshur
Bloodhorn
Patchwork Freelancers
#3 - 2013-09-27 07:24:31 UTC
That would be like implying CCP haven't been pandering to PLEX consumers like goons/etc for years already.

Highsec needs to be changed fundamentally in order to push it toward a more dynamic and intuitive environment sure, Rubicon is guaranteeing that somewhat but why make highsec -> lowseclite when lowsec itself deserves more attention.
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-09-27 07:30:56 UTC
parvi Rubiconis ad undas

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Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#5 - 2013-09-27 07:45:15 UTC


These "Grrr Goons" threads are certainly becoming more eloquent.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#6 - 2013-09-27 07:51:11 UTC
So, you are cross about the Rubicon?

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tiberiusric
Comply Or Die
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2013-09-27 07:55:45 UTC
It's just a really bad expansion full stop. Addresses nothing that needs to be. It's just some extra goodies. Yet another useless upgrade

All my views are my own - never be afraid to post with your main, unless you're going to post some dumb shit

Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-09-27 08:26:39 UTC
tiberiusric wrote:
It's just a really bad expansion full stop. Addresses nothing that needs to be. It's just some extra goodies. Yet another useless upgrade


there is a biomass option , use it.

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Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#9 - 2013-09-27 08:38:58 UTC
Rubicon is my favourite drink
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-09-27 08:59:25 UTC
Call it EVE Online: RubiksCube then.
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2013-09-27 09:08:37 UTC
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-09-27 09:41:32 UTC
tiberiusric wrote:
It's just a really bad expansion because CCP doesn't give me what I want.


fixed. Straight

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

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Raumfikkin
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-09-27 10:23:47 UTC
All the good names were taken.
sophie jo
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-09-27 11:00:57 UTC
They like the mango we like the mango
tiberiusric
Comply Or Die
Pandemic Horde
#15 - 2013-09-27 11:10:59 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Cura Ursus
Lugalbandak wrote:
tiberiusric wrote:
It's just a really bad expansion full stop. Addresses nothing that needs to be. It's just some extra goodies. Yet another useless upgrade


there is a biomass option , use it.


Why don't you kiss my DONKEY? How's that for an option?


Text changed for clarity.
That is what you meant, right? (Oh, and why do you own a donkey?)
--ISD Cura Ursus

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Klandi
Consortium of stella Technologies
#16 - 2013-09-27 11:19:13 UTC
I thought the name Rubicon was trademarked - which means it cannot be used without the owners written permission

I am aware of my own ignorance and have checked my emotional quotient - thanks for asking

Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-09-27 11:21:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Johan Civire
Anthony Blunt wrote:
The Rubicon was a river in Italy. Only in the last 20 years do scholars believe that they have identified the actual river that once bore this name. A small heavily polluted stream that barely flows anymore and certainly does not flow where Caesar crossed it.

The river that previously was Identified as the Rubicon was so named because of a scam some 500 years ago. Some persons placed a sign near the river saying no armies past this point and this was considered as sufficient evidence although the sign was 1500 years too young. (worse than editing the wiki)

The moment of the crossing of the rubicon was the beginning of the military dictatorship in Rome. Which one could consider a clear indication on behalf of CCP that Mittens will be moving his capital to Jita. The Pax Goonis is about to commence.


Sorry for saying it "ad/gm/dev/isd" I can not stop to say this I need to say it ÄARRRHH

What a f*cking clown.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-09-27 11:22:05 UTC
tiberiusric wrote:
Lugalbandak wrote:
tiberiusric wrote:
It's just a really bad expansion full stop. Addresses nothing that needs to be. It's just some extra goodies. Yet another useless upgrade


there is a biomass option , use it.


Why don't you kiss my ass? How's that for an option?

I like your corp name, weren't you a guy that got awox'd in a machariel that wasn't fully fit?

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Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#19 - 2013-09-27 11:22:44 UTC
Personally, i love it. Rubicon is assoiated with doing something which will have very important results. As in, "Time to cross the Rubicon, my brothers!"

What i don't love though, is still a lack of POS fixes....... Sad

Maybe these new personal structures will make the difference though, who knows!

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  

Westmarch
#20 - 2013-09-27 11:56:07 UTC
Time to don my trusty *tinfoil* hat.
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