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High Drag Haiku Contest with Prizes!
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Kyle Yanowski
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#1 - 2013-09-24 16:04:22 UTC
Folks,

The High Drag Podcast is issuing a contest. We have 2x 100 million ISK promo codes for SOMER BLINK to give away to the writers of the best New Eden Haiku. Send in your short works of written art to Random McNally (in game name) or post it on the High Drag Webpage, or reply to this Eve Online Forum thread. As long as your entry is a Haiku and as long as it is about New Eden, you will be eligible to receive 1x of the Somer Blink promo codes.

We will read the best Haiku(s) live on Zao Amadues’ twitch stream at 0200 Eve Time on Wednesday October 2nd 2013. We’ll also be recording episode 19 of High Drag.

Good luck!

Host of the High Drag Eve Online Podcast ( http://highdrag.wordpress.com). Director of Aideron Robotics.
Aznwithbeard
OMGROFLSTOMP
#2 - 2013-09-24 16:36:21 UTC
Undock fom station
Ship explodes rather quickly
Off to update clone

OMGROFLSTOMP

"We sort of mean business 75% of the time"
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#3 - 2013-09-24 16:45:20 UTC
Gratuitous bump!

Anyone else have Haiku, New Eden style?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2013-09-24 17:44:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Saki
Edit: I'll retry and come back later XD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-09-24 18:26:56 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Cyno go up

Alice Appears quite cheerful

Tears are a plenty

(Erm... I have no idea if this is a Haiku I went onto a Wiki page and tried my best xD)


That's no haiku, dear,
First line needs five syllables
See what I did here?



Cool

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Aznwithbeard
OMGROFLSTOMP
#6 - 2013-09-24 19:10:16 UTC
I think im winning.......

OMGROFLSTOMP

"We sort of mean business 75% of the time"
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-09-24 19:17:12 UTC
Aznwithbeard wrote:
I think im winning.......

But the best is yet to come
Be patient, my friend













CoolCool

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Omega Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-09-24 20:05:17 UTC
Bob, the zen master. #1

F2, overheat and approach
Im chased by lots.
One warp spam and gone!

Smartbombing Camp. #2

I'm warping in my pod.
pluff! Lights on!
The comfort of my new clone.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-09-24 20:24:47 UTC
Maybe I am dumb
But is not five-seven-five
How you do haikus?


CoolCoolCool

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Aznwithbeard
OMGROFLSTOMP
#10 - 2013-09-24 20:46:23 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Maybe I am dumb
But is not five-seven-five
How you do haikus?


CoolCoolCool


Yup

OMGROFLSTOMP

"We sort of mean business 75% of the time"
Jennitalia Clitavian
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-09-24 20:52:54 UTC
I am a trader
Sometimes also a scammer
Posting on my alt
Jennitalia Clitavian
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-09-24 20:55:53 UTC
I joined a new corp
They gave me director roles
Now I'm a rich man
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#13 - 2013-09-25 13:37:23 UTC
Keep 'em coming! Keep 'em coming!

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-09-25 14:06:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Pepper Swift
FIVE SYLLABLES HERE
SEVEN MORE SYLLABLES THERE
EVE YOU HAPPY NOW?

What I need most.. is a day between Saturday and Sunday...

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-09-25 14:14:30 UTC
Pepper Swift wrote:
FIVE SYLLABLES HERE
SEVEN MORE SYLLABLES THERE
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?


Not Eve-related.
Hey, are you even trying
Or just here to troll?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-09-25 14:42:40 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Pepper Swift wrote:
FIVE SYLLABLES HERE
SEVEN MORE SYLLABLES THERE
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?


Not Eve-related.
Hey, are you even trying
Or just here to troll?


edited the post
i did. Eve added it is.
like yoda i speak.

What I need most.. is a day between Saturday and Sunday...

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-09-25 14:42:59 UTC
Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end

What I need most.. is a day between Saturday and Sunday...

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-09-25 14:58:59 UTC
Pepper Swift wrote:
Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end


We have a winner
Since bacon trumps everything
Congratulations!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#19 - 2013-09-25 15:33:57 UTC
Caracal cruiser.
HAM Drake can shoot them also
None can shoot bacon.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Kyle Yanowski
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#20 - 2013-09-25 19:59:45 UTC
Pepper Swift wrote:
Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end


That...is... fantastic! =)

Host of the High Drag Eve Online Podcast ( http://highdrag.wordpress.com). Director of Aideron Robotics.
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