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Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2013-09-15 02:42:50 UTC
Xylorn Hasher wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:

Its not enemy territory. It is abandoned space. There's no one there. Was there for 3 weeks and I saw maybe 10 people, all in exploration ships doing hacking. Goons dropped TCU's in one night all over the entire region but that was all they did. Haven't seen a single one of them.


Just tell me how far in jumps it is from Hrondedir and maybe I will find you a few bombers if you provide the ammo.

However, we all know its pointless. You reinforce, they come and rep it.

The reason it was only 1 bill was it was still onlining, so no reinforced to worry about. I shot it for a while then gave up and did anoms to see if a goon or two would show but nobody did.

I'm back in empire now, going to just train skills and smart bomb afkr's in Jita for a while I think.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-09-15 05:58:28 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
If you can't defend it, it's not yours.

Prepare to start paying rent...



That.

Also.....jeez, how can you even call it 'your system' and not have at least 3 carrier alts? No wonder you're about to become a Goon pet.

Carriers are for the weak.

Wow.
Just... Wow.

Go away.

Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.


You know this is an mmo right? Logi was in game from the start. It wasnt put in in demands of people whining. Every post I see of yours you're complaining about some aspect of this game because you cant do it solo. Its a ******* mmo. People like YOU are the ones demanding hand holding and ass wiping so you can be solo rockstars instead of just being social and grouping with friends to achieve your goals.

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2013-09-15 06:01:24 UTC
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Paying 1 billion isk for someone to blow up an Goon onlining TCU. No hostiles in constellation. Onlines in 5 hours. Message me in game for system.

Unfortunately I woke up in MY SYSTEM today and found a dirty Goon had snuck in while I was sleeping and plonked TCU's in the entire region...

For some reason, CCP decided that they had to have 10 million hp so people could plonk them there and leave and they're not realistically killable in a BS so I need help.


Infinity Ziona wrote:
Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.


I'm sorry but I have to point out a few things:
1) You think CCP introduced things like carriers and titans (1-3 years to train to be effective in) to help bring in the wow kiddies (people who play 1-2 months getting to the new level cap and then raid once a week). - fail, check
2) You preach the hard-core stuff about eve yet (probably) rent a system and rely on empire for ammo. - fail, check
3) You call others too lazy and scared to do stuff on their own without backup yet you are trying to hire others to blow up a TCU. - fail, check
4) You say eve is too easy now days and want it to be harder, yet you think structure grinding takes to long and CCP should lessen the number of HP in structures. - fail, check
5) For someone who seems to be anti-wow you sure made a lot of wow references, more than any anti-wow person I know would ever make. - fail, check
6) You tried comparing star citizen to eve, when all they have in common is spaceships. That's like comparing age of empires to heroes of might and magic, because they both have swords. - fail, check
7) Wow is predicted to be way easier that star citizen, and you say that star citizen is easier than eve. By your logic eve has a long way to go before its even close to being 1/4 as easy as wow. - fail, check

That's 7 checks on the list of fail. I suppose the next logical thing to say in this is 'May I please have your stuff'?
Nicely put. After reading this individuals reply though, I've come to the conclusion this is a harry forever alt. Your logic and well thought out arguments are useless in the face of mind numbing stupidity.

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2013-09-15 06:42:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
That Seems Legit wrote:
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Paying 1 billion isk for someone to blow up an Goon onlining TCU. No hostiles in constellation. Onlines in 5 hours. Message me in game for system.

Unfortunately I woke up in MY SYSTEM today and found a dirty Goon had snuck in while I was sleeping and plonked TCU's in the entire region...

For some reason, CCP decided that they had to have 10 million hp so people could plonk them there and leave and they're not realistically killable in a BS so I need help.


Infinity Ziona wrote:
Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.


I'm sorry but I have to point out a few things:
1) You think CCP introduced things like carriers and titans (1-3 years to train to be effective in) to help bring in the wow kiddies (people who play 1-2 months getting to the new level cap and then raid once a week). - fail, check
2) You preach the hard-core stuff about eve yet (probably) rent a system and rely on empire for ammo. - fail, check
3) You call others too lazy and scared to do stuff on their own without backup yet you are trying to hire others to blow up a TCU. - fail, check
4) You say eve is too easy now days and want it to be harder, yet you think structure grinding takes to long and CCP should lessen the number of HP in structures. - fail, check
5) For someone who seems to be anti-wow you sure made a lot of wow references, more than any anti-wow person I know would ever make. - fail, check
6) You tried comparing star citizen to eve, when all they have in common is spaceships. That's like comparing age of empires to heroes of might and magic, because they both have swords. - fail, check
7) Wow is predicted to be way easier that star citizen, and you say that star citizen is easier than eve. By your logic eve has a long way to go before its even close to being 1/4 as easy as wow. - fail, check

That's 7 checks on the list of fail. I suppose the next logical thing to say in this is 'May I please have your stuff'?
Nicely put. After reading this individuals reply though, I've come to the conclusion this is a harry forever alt. Your logic and well thought out arguments are useless in the face of mind numbing stupidity.

Actually the post was not thought out at all.

1. To use your carrier as safe transport like most of you do takes 134 (4.4 months) days training on an alt without implants. But in reality alliances have regular transport runs that you can put your stuff on for a fee so no need to train for one. So no risk there. He fails at Evemon.

2. I neither rent nor would rent a system. I take what I want. He fails at simple research.

3. To kill a TCU with the battleship I managed to put together from the Goon station I docked at would have taken around 11 hours. I had 6 hours. He fails at math.

4. Its too easy for the alliances because they get too much warning and can face-stomp any small group after reinforcement timer expires. He fails at logical thinking.

5. EvE online and Star Citizen are both space MMO's (single sharded). He fails at logical thinking (again).

6. Straw man argument with conclusions based on dubious "predictions' from who knows where, when or what. He simply fails on all fronts here.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Switchblade Soliloquy Asheki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2013-09-15 07:14:09 UTC
Now I want to find you and blow up everything you hold dear to your heart.
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2013-09-15 07:37:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
Switchblade Soliloquy Asheki wrote:
Now I want to find you and blow up everything you hold dear to your heart.

Locator is your friend. Come do it.

Oh wait, you have a griffin and a capsule kill. Griffin took you 9 people to kill and the capsule 4 people. I think you might need not want to come kill me :)

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#47 - 2013-09-15 07:47:23 UTC
Switchblade Soliloquy Asheki wrote:
Now I want to find you and blow up everything you hold dear to your heart.


Go on then. What's stopping you?

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Vobard
Corporation 310527
#48 - 2013-09-15 07:56:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Vobard
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2013-09-15 08:16:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#50 - 2013-09-15 20:53:32 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
silens vesica wrote:

The badposting here is epic. We need a monument to dim-wittedness. The only name on it would be yours.

The terrible state of your playstyle is even worse though isn't it?


Heh. Not even remotely. We defend our space. Successfully.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
deathtron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-09-15 23:01:45 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.



I am in love Twisted
Donovan Draknevov
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2013-09-15 23:45:12 UTC
That Seems Legit wrote:
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Stuff
More stuff


Nicely put. After reading this individuals reply though, I've come to the conclusion this is a harry forever alt. Your logic and well thought out arguments are useless in the face of mind numbing stupidity.


The last sentence for the win...

...also, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR LIPS?! ... LIP!

Trust in the Rust
Vobard
Corporation 310527
#53 - 2013-09-16 05:28:15 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.



Lol
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#54 - 2013-09-16 12:31:55 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.


But you are a joke. I live in highsec if you want to declare war on GSF to get me.

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Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2013-09-16 14:20:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.


But you are a joke. I live in highsec if you want to declare war on GSF to get me.

The irony in a Goon, who's entire alliance is a joke, calling me a joke. I love satire, more please. Oh and please feel free to dec me anytime. I'm happy to kill Goons in highsec.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Vobard
Corporation 310527
#56 - 2013-09-18 22:12:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Vobard
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20612303

I think you just lost a Raven... also, what happened to me losing many many ships?
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2013-09-18 22:55:44 UTC
Vobard wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20612303

I think you just lost a Raven... also, what happened to me losing many many ships?

lmao. Votard cries about me having a basilisk in system so I move it next door for his 1 v 1 my T1 Raven vs his T3 Proteus. Engage his blaster Proteus, triple web him, cap him out and start killing him at 15k orbit and he logs in his alt in mega because he's dying and now he's here crowing about it...

*golf clap*

Still early days


CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Vobard
Corporation 310527
#58 - 2013-09-19 00:06:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Vobard
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Vobard wrote:
I'd shoot it, but you're a joke.


Quote:
Cloakers declared war
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.09.15 08:57

Infinity Ziona has declared war on Corporation 310526 on behalf of Cloakers.


Hope you have a sense of humour because this jokes coming looking for you.



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20612303

I think you just lost a Raven... also, what happened to me losing many many ships?

lmao. Votard cries about me having a basilisk in system so I move it next door for his 1 v 1 my T1 Raven vs his T3 Proteus. Engage his blaster Proteus, triple web him, cap him out and start killing him at 15k orbit and he logs in his alt in mega because he's dying and now he's here crowing about it...

*golf clap*

Still early days




And yet here you are some hours later still name calling and declaring the war permanent. Also that was not my alt, and that player was online at the time. Seriously, do you not check local for war targets present in the system? I would also like to ask for the third time, when did I whine about your basilisk?

Edit: Also that fit... you barely knocked off 1% of my tank, I am curious how you would have won even if that mega did not show up. Someone in local was willing to pay you a fit Raven worth of isk to try again solo and you never responded to that.
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2013-09-19 00:33:52 UTC
lol

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Vobard
Corporation 310527
#60 - 2013-09-19 00:52:55 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
lol


I see you will not answer the question, you sir are still a joke. Lol