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1 Billion Isk Quick TCU job

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Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2013-09-13 22:00:46 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
If you can't defend it, it's not yours.

Prepare to start paying rent...



That.

Also.....jeez, how can you even call it 'your system' and not have at least 3 carrier alts? No wonder you're about to become a Goon pet.

Carriers are for the weak.

Wow.
Just... Wow.

Go away.

Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Ludi Burek
The Player Haters Corp
#22 - 2013-09-13 23:35:18 UTC
Rhes wrote:


Aren't you that bad poster?



I think this is sufficient in case of the OP. Any additional information is redundant.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#23 - 2013-09-14 03:24:47 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
If you can't defend it, it's not yours.

Prepare to start paying rent...



That.

Also.....jeez, how can you even call it 'your system' and not have at least 3 carrier alts? No wonder you're about to become a Goon pet.

Carriers are for the weak.

Wow.
Just... Wow.

Go away.

Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.


The badposting here is epic. We need a monument to dim-wittedness. The only name on it would be yours.

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Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2013-09-14 04:09:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
silens vesica wrote:

The badposting here is epic. We need a monument to dim-wittedness. The only name on it would be yours.

The terrible state of your playstyle is even worse though isn't it?

Test gets beaten in one battle and abandons their null sec holdings to hide in low sec.

Tribal band discovers they actually suck entirely without Test, abandons Period Basis.

Everyone is too scared to take any of that space so it lies there abandoned while Goons take Delve without any resistance.

Tribal meanwhile stops paying their bills, packs up all their stuff and sneaks off to hide somewhere.

Goons come in drop TCU's in every single system in Delve and Period Basis and not a single pleb one of you does anything about. Goons take both regions and the only person that wants to stop them taking anything is me.

For some reason, Lawn Moons corporation, a former Goon corporation, joins Tribe, gets control of every station while in Tribe and then rejoins Goons, transferring every station into Goon control without a single shot fired.

And you brave fearless null sec warriors sit there and let them do it because you're scared. What happened to the "we fight for our regions, we deserve being spoon fed exclusive content". Just Plebs.

Why do I know this, oh yeah cause I'm the only one of a very few that stayed down there while everyone ran away :)

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2013-09-14 05:34:06 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
silens vesica wrote:

The badposting here is epic. We need a monument to dim-wittedness. The only name on it would be yours.

The terrible state of your playstyle is even worse though isn't it?

Test gets beaten in one battle and abandons their null sec holdings to hide in low sec.

Tribal band discovers they actually suck entirely without Test, abandons Period Basis.

Everyone is too scared to take any of that space so it lies there abandoned while Goons take Delve without any resistance.

Tribal meanwhile stops paying their bills, packs up all their stuff and sneaks off to hide somewhere.

Goons come in drop TCU's in every single system in Delve and Period Basis and not a single pleb one of you does anything about. Goons take both regions and the only person that wants to stop them taking anything is me.

For some reason, Lawn Moons corporation, a former Goon corporation, joins Tribe, gets control of every station while in Tribe and then rejoins Goons, transferring every station into Goon control without a single shot fired.

And you brave fearless null sec warriors sit there and let them do it because you're scared. What happened to the "we fight for our regions, we deserve being spoon fed exclusive content". Just Plebs.

Why do I know this, oh yeah cause I'm the only one of a very few that stayed down there while everyone ran away :)


We have several very nice systems available for you to rent where you would never need to worry about TCUs or POCOs. I think it would be a lot less stressful for you.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise

Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2013-09-14 06:03:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
Rhes wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
silens vesica wrote:

The badposting here is epic. We need a monument to dim-wittedness. The only name on it would be yours.

The terrible state of your playstyle is even worse though isn't it?

Test gets beaten in one battle and abandons their null sec holdings to hide in low sec.

Tribal band discovers they actually suck entirely without Test, abandons Period Basis.

Everyone is too scared to take any of that space so it lies there abandoned while Goons take Delve without any resistance.

Tribal meanwhile stops paying their bills, packs up all their stuff and sneaks off to hide somewhere.

Goons come in drop TCU's in every single system in Delve and Period Basis and not a single pleb one of you does anything about. Goons take both regions and the only person that wants to stop them taking anything is me.

For some reason, Lawn Moons corporation, a former Goon corporation, joins Tribe, gets control of every station while in Tribe and then rejoins Goons, transferring every station into Goon control without a single shot fired.

And you brave fearless null sec warriors sit there and let them do it because you're scared. What happened to the "we fight for our regions, we deserve being spoon fed exclusive content". Just Plebs.

Why do I know this, oh yeah cause I'm the only one of a very few that stayed down there while everyone ran away :)


We have several very nice systems available for you to rent where you would never need to worry about TCUs or POCOs. I think it would be a lot less stressful for you.

Lol do a locate on my alt Rasta Danyel, yeah thats him docked in your Goonswarm station in PB. I've been running yur anoms, doing sanctums, looting your faction spawns, for free, oh yeah n docking in your stations. Got a few things for sale there if youre interested :).

Oh yeah I went down there to kill goons but strangely there are none.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-09-14 06:47:48 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:

Lol do a locate on my alt Rasta Danyel, yeah thats him docked in your Goonswarm station in PB. I've been running yur anoms, doing sanctums, looting your faction spawns, for free, oh yeah n docking in your stations. Got a few things for sale there if youre interested :).

Oh yeah I went down there to kill goons but strangely there are none.


I'm sorry space friend but I must inform you that you have been reported to CCP for impersonating Rasta Danyel.

Have a nice day!
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2013-09-14 07:05:24 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:

Lol do a locate on my alt Rasta Danyel, yeah thats him docked in your Goonswarm station in PB. I've been running yur anoms, doing sanctums, looting your faction spawns, for free, oh yeah n docking in your stations. Got a few things for sale there if youre interested :).

Oh yeah I went down there to kill goons but strangely there are none.


I'm sorry space friend but I must inform you that you have been reported to CCP for impersonating Rasta Danyel.

Have a nice day!

I am my alt so its not possible to impersonate him unless Im not actually me but someone else pretending to be me thereby also impersonating my alt. but then that would mean I have been hacked or sharing accounts which would be a much more serious breach of the EULA itself.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#29 - 2013-09-14 10:51:46 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Paying 1 billion isk for someone to blow up an Goon onlining TCU. No hostiles in constellation. Onlines in 5 hours. Message me in game for system.

Unfortunately I woke up in MY SYSTEM today and found a dirty Goon had snuck in while I was sleeping and plonked TCU's in the entire region...

For some reason, CCP decided that they had to have 10 million hp so people could plonk them there and leave and they're not realistically killable in a BS so I need help.


Infinity Ziona wrote:
Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.


I'm sorry but I have to point out a few things:
1) You think CCP introduced things like carriers and titans (1-3 years to train to be effective in) to help bring in the wow kiddies (people who play 1-2 months getting to the new level cap and then raid once a week). - fail, check
2) You preach the hard-core stuff about eve yet (probably) rent a system and rely on empire for ammo. - fail, check
3) You call others too lazy and scared to do stuff on their own without backup yet you are trying to hire others to blow up a TCU. - fail, check
4) You say eve is too easy now days and want it to be harder, yet you think structure grinding takes to long and CCP should lessen the number of HP in structures. - fail, check
5) For someone who seems to be anti-wow you sure made a lot of wow references, more than any anti-wow person I know would ever make. - fail, check
6) You tried comparing star citizen to eve, when all they have in common is spaceships. That's like comparing age of empires to heroes of might and magic, because they both have swords. - fail, check
7) Wow is predicted to be way easier that star citizen, and you say that star citizen is easier than eve. By your logic eve has a long way to go before its even close to being 1/4 as easy as wow. - fail, check

That's 7 checks on the list of fail. I suppose the next logical thing to say in this is 'May I please have your stuff'?

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Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2013-09-14 11:04:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Paying 1 billion isk for someone to blow up an Goon onlining TCU. No hostiles in constellation. Onlines in 5 hours. Message me in game for system.

Unfortunately I woke up in MY SYSTEM today and found a dirty Goon had snuck in while I was sleeping and plonked TCU's in the entire region...

For some reason, CCP decided that they had to have 10 million hp so people could plonk them there and leave and they're not realistically killable in a BS so I need help.


Infinity Ziona wrote:
Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.

So yeah your carriers are pathetic... when Star Citizen comes out I imagine EvE will probably fall down dead as the gamers CCP bum wiped with easy content fixes leave for that game... why?, its new, has flashy graphics and its easy.


I'm sorry but I have to point out a few things:
1) You think CCP introduced things like carriers and titans (1-3 years to train to be effective in) to help bring in the wow kiddies (people who play 1-2 months getting to the new level cap and then raid once a week). - fail, check
2) You preach the hard-core stuff about eve yet (probably) rent a system and rely on empire for ammo. - fail, check
3) You call others too lazy and scared to do stuff on their own without backup yet you are trying to hire others to blow up a TCU. - fail, check
4) You say eve is too easy now days and want it to be harder, yet you think structure grinding takes to long and CCP should lessen the number of HP in structures. - fail, check
5) For someone who seems to be anti-wow you sure made a lot of wow references, more than any anti-wow person I know would ever make. - fail, check
6) You tried comparing star citizen to eve, when all they have in common is spaceships. That's like comparing age of empires to heroes of might and magic, because they both have swords. - fail, check
7) Wow is predicted to be way easier that star citizen, and you say that star citizen is easier than eve. By your logic eve has a long way to go before its even close to being 1/4 as easy as wow. - fail, check

That's 7 checks on the list of fail. I suppose the next logical thing to say in this is 'May I please have your stuff'?

All that to say nothing. Next.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-09-14 11:35:35 UTC
I just came in here to point and laugh at Infinity Ziona, she would be a great wife for Harry Forever.

I disagree

Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2013-09-15 00:37:40 UTC
SKINE DMZ wrote:
I just came in here to point and laugh at Infinity Ziona, she would be a great wife for Harry Forever.


They would have so many angry little babbys

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise

Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2013-09-15 01:29:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Xylorn Hasher
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Paying 1 billion isk .


Here is your problem.
I wouldn't even bother to kill POS in lowsec for so little reward.
100m ISK is standard bounty for a combat ship kill in lowsec atm. Well at least we are payed that Lol

For nullsec job that will be a logistic nightmare in deep enemy territory with almost 100% certainty of being hotdropped?
Wait... all you need is 20 Stealth Bomber pilots and a few trucks of ammo.
It shouldn't be that hard.

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2013-09-15 01:47:50 UTC
Xylorn Hasher wrote:
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Paying 1 billion isk .


Here is your problem.
I wouldn't even bother to kill POS in lowsec for so little reward.
100m ISK is standard bounty for a combat ship kill in lowsec atm. Well at least we are payed that Lol

For nullsec job that will be a logistic nightmare in deep enemy territory with almost 100% certainty of being hotdropped?
Wait... all you need is 20 Stealth Bomber pilots and a few trucks of ammo.
It shouldn't be that hard.

Its not enemy territory. It is abandoned space. There's no one there. Was there for 3 weeks and I saw maybe 10 people, all in exploration ships doing hacking. Goons dropped TCU's in one night all over the entire region but that was all they did. Haven't seen a single one of them.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-09-15 02:01:07 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:

Sorry but they are. Carriers, Titans, Jump Clones they all were introduced to satisfy whiners and the lazy gamers who came from WoW and expected everything to be served up on a platter with an after dinner bum wipe.

Can't fight to save yourselves so you need to have your Priest carrier rep you constantly because you basically fail. Too scared to go through a choke point so you need your wizard class porting jump clones, your wizard class jump drives, your WoW portal titan bridges so you don't die miserably because you fail at avoiding easy to avoid gate camps.

I go in to null through chokes almost every day in lots of different ships and haven't been caught yet, why? because I'm not scared to undock and travel places alone without a fleet of carriers to rep my fail ass.


Ha, she has a point!
I like that spirit!

Cheers and Never Surrender.

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-09-15 02:14:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Xylorn Hasher
Infinity Ziona wrote:

Its not enemy territory. It is abandoned space. There's no one there. Was there for 3 weeks and I saw maybe 10 people, all in exploration ships doing hacking. Goons dropped TCU's in one night all over the entire region but that was all they did. Haven't seen a single one of them.


Just tell me how far in jumps it is from Hrondedir and maybe I will find you a few bombers if you provide the ammo.

However, we all know its pointless. You reinforce, they come and rep it.

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2013-09-15 02:19:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
Yeah I give up for now. Yesterday I was annoyed so I suicide killed and podded a Rifter in Jita in a Rokh. That made me feel a little better so I fitted up a bleed tank blaster Mega and went to Rancer to get that blown up.

Jumped into Rancer, Oneiros, Drake and Legion flashy red on the gate. Lock and scram the Legion, Oneiros and Drake dock, Legion jumps through the gate and docks. I jump through after timer and tell him to come fight, he's like nah its 3am got to go to sleep...

So I eject from my Mega at a safe spot and dock.

This morning I wake up, warp to safe, jump in Mega which is incredibly still there. Jump into Crielere and theres the same guy who was in legion on the gate in Harbigner with a logistics. I engage him and take on him and the logi and the next thing I got 10 PL guys shooting me...

So I gf and dock up...

That's the state of PvP and player mentality in EvE lol... very poor, so risk averse, even the pirates in Rancer won't engage anyone without 10 times the numbers, not even a T1 BS vs T3 legion,Tt2 logi and battlecruiser :)

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#38 - 2013-09-15 02:25:23 UTC
You should come to lowsec faction warfare regions.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.

Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2013-09-15 02:27:51 UTC
Zappity wrote:
You should come to lowsec faction warfare regions.

Yeah I haven't tried that yet. I really like Battleship PvP, unfortunately doesn't really work anymore, Proteus are good but I heard that the majority of FW is frigs. I hate frigs :)

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)

Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#40 - 2013-09-15 02:31:59 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Zappity wrote:
You should come to lowsec faction warfare regions.

Yeah I haven't tried that yet. I really like Battleship PvP, unfortunately doesn't really work anymore, Proteus are good but I heard that the majority of FW is frigs. I hate frigs :)


Cruisers are pretty common. But frigates are better anyway - need more skill. Big smile

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.