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There's seven 0's in 75 million?

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Seun
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-30 03:14:59 UTC
Long story short.

We probe down a Navy Raven missioning in Passari.

This guy is fail fit all the way, so we pop him fast and ransom the pod.

He claims he is trying to put the ISK together and can only afford 75m.

We say ok.

The wallet flashes and we take a look........................He deposited 750m isk.

Nice one, thank you very much.
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#2 - 2011-10-30 03:25:32 UTC
This is the carebear you ransomed.

I mistakingly typed an extra zero and would ask that you give me back any money over the 75m I sent you by mistake.

You can send that money to this character.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2011-10-30 03:41:47 UTC
0/10. Too obvious. Try harder.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#4 - 2011-10-30 03:51:58 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
This is the carebear you ransomed


Hahah, nice try. It was ME; you can send the ISK to me.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#5 - 2011-10-30 08:22:46 UTC
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Just further proves that carebears are indeed illiterate.

For mere ISKies a day we can bring a stop to this problem. By teaching a bear to read, you can get more intelligible tears, and a somewhat thought out trolling attempt. Make all donations payable to Jack Carrigan with the reason: "Illiterate **** Fund."

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#6 - 2011-10-30 08:29:43 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Just further proves that carebears are indeed illiterate.

For mere ISKies a day we can bring a stop to this problem. By teaching a bear to read, you can get more intelligible tears, and a somewhat thought out trolling attempt. Make all donations payable to Jack Carrigan with the reason: "Illiterate **** Fund."


Confirming that I will be the "un-corruptible" 3rd party to hold all money relating to this most important of Funds.

So, send all money to this Fund, care of Marie Hartinez. I will be sure to see to it that all money is properly spent.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-10-30 17:05:25 UTC
Fools and Interstellar Kredits are soon parted.

Black Man with Goggles
I Accidentally YourShip
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-10-30 18:19:55 UTC
Seun wrote:
Long story short.

We probe down a Navy Raven missioning in Passari.

This guy is fail fit all the way, so we pop him fast and ransom the pod.

He claims he is trying to put the ISK together and can only afford 75m.

We say ok.

The wallet flashes and we take a look........................He deposited 750m isk.

Nice one, thank you very much.





Interesting how you believe his story that he has very little ISK and yet is flying a faction ship. He almost got away with a pittance for ransom but slipped up like an idiot in the end. Is the implant killmail in yet or is that still on SISI? I haven't ganked anyone in too long.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-10-31 07:31:57 UTC
I Accidentally YourShip wrote:
Seun wrote:
Long story short.

We probe down a Navy Raven missioning in Passari.

This guy is fail fit all the way, so we pop him fast and ransom the pod.

He claims he is trying to put the ISK together and can only afford 75m.

We say ok.

The wallet flashes and we take a look........................He deposited 750m isk.

Nice one, thank you very much.





Interesting how you believe his story that he has very little ISK and yet is flying a faction ship. He almost got away with a pittance for ransom but slipped up like an idiot in the end. Is the implant killmail in yet or is that still on SISI? I haven't ganked anyone in too long.

Lots of (stupid) people fly the best ship they can afford to buy, instead of the best ship they can afford to lose.
Enik3
Pyke Syndicate
Solyaris Chtonium
#10 - 2011-10-31 15:16:15 UTC
Please tell me you podded him after that as well.
Slider VII
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-10-31 15:43:34 UTC
Kill Mail?

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Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#12 - 2011-10-31 18:12:21 UTC
Slider VII wrote:
Kill Mail?


Doesn't take too much effort to just look it up. Lost maybe a whole 30 seconds hitting up battleclinic....
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14518410

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-10-31 18:38:13 UTC
Collin Dow wrote:
Slider VII wrote:
Kill Mail?


Doesn't take too much effort to just look it up. Lost maybe a whole 30 seconds hitting up battleclinic....
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14518410


tb, that looks like a badly faked killmail of a Drake.

i just hope it is, because who runs missions in losec in a PVE fit faction battleship with cruiser sized weapons!?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Seun
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-10-31 19:16:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Seun
API Verified

TBH, we thought the same thing when we saw the wreck and what it dropped. Why Hvy Launchers?

Oh well, we got the isk and he got toasted.


I also thought we weren't allowed to post the KM's here. So i left it out.
Seun
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-10-31 19:26:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Seun
Enik3 wrote:
Please tell me you podded him after that as well.



Had a corpmate that initiated the ransom and gave the call to let him go.

He paid. So off he goes.
SFShootme
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#16 - 2011-10-31 20:23:09 UTC  |  Edited by: SFShootme
Hai!

I'm just hopping in to state that "The Carebear Stare" honors it's ransoms, if any of the dir's take notice of members ransoming and killing after what should have been an honored ransom that member will find itself promptly removed from the corp. That goes for Seun as much as for any other member. In case of any incidents regarding ransoms the affected party(s) can contact me directly.

You all have a nice day now.
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#17 - 2011-11-01 04:48:09 UTC
I've never heard a story about a Navy Raven in low sec that didn't end in retardation. Never.

Also the character you killed was my alt please send the excess 675,000,000.00 ISK to this character, etc. etc etc m8

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Barakkus
#18 - 2011-11-01 21:37:04 UTC
Yo bro, y u violence mah boat. Can I haz mah muneez bak?

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
#19 - 2011-11-02 08:20:47 UTC
Offtopic posts removed.

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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2011-11-02 09:23:31 UTC
/me looks at ship on killmail.

/me looks at mods on ship on killmail.

/me Rubs eyes and checks that it is indeed a Navy Issue Raven, and not a Drake.

/me lols at the passive-tank Drake fit (HMLs even) on a CN Raven.

A fool and his Navy Issue Drake are soon parted.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
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