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Scumbag Wormhole! I Love These Things.
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Death Reign
Asset Liberators
#1 - 2013-09-09 17:14:03 UTC
So here I was, minding my own business. Scanning myself a shortcut from Null Sec into HiSec, Scan WH, Show Info, Transit Through. Rinse and repeat. Well I poked my head out what ended being another null sec exit. No good, click the overview entry to re-enter the wormhole only to have it vanish right befor my eyes.

I came into the hole as far south as the universe goes, and ended up almost as far north in a PVE fit scanning T3 Cruiser 80 jumps from my start point. This forced me to run scans system by system for a new wormhole entrance, ended up in a C3, took that into a C5, from there into a C1 and then out into HiSec. I learned something from this though, when all you are looking for is a way out, a HiSec exit is not that hard to find. I am beginning to like WH's more and more.

The other day I popped into and Active C3, they were looking for me. Because you know my scan probes said HEY GUYS! HOW'S IT GOING, IMA SCAN YOUR HOLE MKAY! Spent about 20 Minutes dodging them, tried getting me to talk in Local, but I wasn't gonna let them Show Info on my toon so they'd know where I came from. (Not So)PRO TIP: If you are being hunted in a WH, dont talk to the locals, they have a better chance of figuring out where you want to exit. They'll be waiting for you.

Thanks Scumbag WH for lying to me. :P
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-09-09 17:23:43 UTC
Welcome Brother, so all you need now is to embrace Bob and kiss your ass goodbye.

Hallowed be thy name.

P.s. Bob is an Ass the sooner you realize that the better. PRAISED BE BOB!

Community-Challenge: Make Jack Miton sing a Duett with me. http://www.youtube.com/user/HerrBertism Jibbychiggawooooow - CSM 9 Corbexx
Phaderift
Girls Lie But Zkill Doesn't
Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2013-09-09 17:50:40 UTC
Bob is not an ass he just has his own brand of humour, and its kind of twisted.. but entertaining once you have been here long enough
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-09-09 20:25:51 UTC
Phaderift wrote:
Bob is not an ass he just has his own brand of humour, and its kind of twisted.. but entertaining once you have been here long enough



Also Bob has a very good sucess rate with Wormhole-Stockholm-Syndrome Patients...

So to explain the "twisted" ... you get buttfudged sooo much you starting to enjoy it ...

Community-Challenge: Make Jack Miton sing a Duett with me. http://www.youtube.com/user/HerrBertism Jibbychiggawooooow - CSM 9 Corbexx
Death Reign
Asset Liberators
#5 - 2013-09-09 22:08:09 UTC
Darn it BOB! I have to admit I had to look that up. But then hey, I am essentially a Newb when it comes to Wormholes. But lately they have been seeming more and more interesting.

I may have to carve myself out a little space. ;)
HTC NecoSino
Suddenly Carebears
#6 - 2013-09-11 14:03:07 UTC
Death Reign wrote:
Darn it BOB! I have to admit I had to look that up. But then hey, I am essentially a Newb when it comes to Wormholes. But lately they have been seeming more and more interesting.

I may have to carve myself out a little space. ;)


Let me know if you'd like some help, along with the entrance, your ships, etc. :)
Death Reign
Asset Liberators
#7 - 2013-09-11 14:06:56 UTC
HTC NecoSino wrote:
Death Reign wrote:
Darn it BOB! I have to admit I had to look that up. But then hey, I am essentially a Newb when it comes to Wormholes. But lately they have been seeming more and more interesting.

I may have to carve myself out a little space. ;)


Let me know if you'd like some help, along with the entrance, your ships, etc. :)


Nah, I'm good. I can Haul them in with my Orca. That couldn't possibly go wrong. Though and entrance to a good hole, might have to take you up on that. - Said no experienced eve player EVER.
TXG SYNC
Dad Jokes R Us
#8 - 2013-09-11 18:41:07 UTC
HerrBert wrote:
[quote=Phaderift]Also Bob has a very good sucess rate with Wormhole-Stockholm-Syndrome Patients...

So to explain the "twisted" ... you get buttfudged sooo much you starting to enjoy it ...


My alliance's most common recruiting technique is to blow you up and convo you afterward. If you're willing to talk about what went wrong, you might have the right stuff to live in a wormhole.

I wrote a bit about the amazing versatility of wormholes for finding connections in the least-likely places here: https://splatus.wordpress.com/2013/08/30/shortcuts/