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To kill that little gallentean inside you
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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#21 - 2013-09-08 18:24:27 UTC
Well... He DOES do c-c-c-c-c-c-crash.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
James Syagrius
Luminaire Sovereign Solutions
#22 - 2013-09-08 18:31:48 UTC  |  Edited by: James Syagrius
After listening to the jumbled ramblings of this tormented little soul I suppose I should feel anger, but somehow all I can muster is pity.

I suppose that's the difference between having lived and merely existing.

“Here also are the heralds of his praise."
Motoko Kasaki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-09-08 18:32:30 UTC
Perhaps, though it may not be my place to say, that might be the issue. Kim-Haani has clearly had a bad experience. Maybe replace the little Gallente inside her with a bigger one perhaps?
I'm a bad Caldari.

Glory to the State.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#24 - 2013-09-08 18:57:13 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
, you don't have to have sex in pod


Now where's your sense of adventure? Maybe what you need is some rough sex to get this tension out. This Dr. Gallento feller seems like a nice chap, and surprisingly he seems interested in you.

-Eran


Let me tell you, Brother Eran, that sex in a pod is very much dependent on the participants. The neural networks transmit thoughts and emotions, so you can literally 'feel' what your partner is thinking.

I've always been pleased by the experience, but a good friend of mine made the mistake of doing it with a lady of the evening and was forced to perform even though he could feel her disappointment.

Not to derail the topic, but in case any of you kids are thinking of doing the jig Jovian-style, make sure you can accept a little uninhibited criticism.

In Diana's case, I would assume her theoretical Gallentean partner would feel all of her violent anger during the act.

I'm still undecided as to whether that is a thrilling or frightening experience.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-09-08 19:59:34 UTC
Ooooh this is going to be fun!

Diana Kim wrote:
Hello. I am Wing Cmdr. Diana Kim, Caldari soldier and philosopher


And this is jackass

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What I will ask you to do, is actually way harder, and will require lifelong dedication.


I need you to post angry comments on the IGS! The Gallente swine will feel our wrath! Next we write angry letters to the senate! But not only are they angry letters comrades...they are angry letters without...proper...postage! The Gallente postal service will crumble under the might of the state! Under the wrath of our angry letters!

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Our talk today will be about us, and how to not became one of these defunct parts.


Is this going to be a cautionary tale? I think it's a little late for you...

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But we, civilized peoples, who don't want to jump into gallentean mud baths, want to avoid it.


Actually mud baths are high in natural minerals and great for removing wrinkles, acne, and are just overall really good for the skin. Many spas across the cluster, not only Gallente ones, offer mud treatments that exfoliate your skin and rejuvenate your youth!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2013-09-08 19:59:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
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The problem is, that there is a little gallentean inside each of us, who screams: "I WANT!"


You should have a doctor check that out. Having a whole person inside you has to be bad for your health, even if they aren't gallentean. One time a colleague had an Amarr pastor inside of her. She could only speak in chants for a month until they had the operation. The pastor was very greatful and is alive and well. The two of them enjoy lunch together quite often actually.

If you feel that there is a little person inside of you, contact your doctor immediately, it's not good for you or the person stuck inside.

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You are now part of a spaceship, of something bigger and complex.


They said I could become anything, so I became a spaceship.

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If you will succumb to your little gallentean, you will get a momental good feeling, that will pleasure you. But it is just an illusion. Tomorrow it will be gone. But what you have done to get this feeling will remain forever.


I don't know, that massage I got the other night still feels pretty good. It did wonders for my posture.

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You could ask others to help, and they will forcefully remove what you want from yourself. They can put you in restraints, preventing little gallentean from getting what he wants. But it will solve nothing. This little gallentean will still live inside you and will gnaw your soul. You still have to defeat him, you have to tell him: "I DON'T WANT!" And only then you will become stronger. Only by doing so you will improve your willpower, and became real good part of the society.

You will have to defeat him not once, but everytime he will appear and scream "I WANT!" If you succeed in this, no gallentean propaganda or temptations would be able to corrupt you and turn you into self-pleasing animal.

If you succeed, you will became the real Human.


Upon failing her quest to kill every Gallentean in the cluster, Diana Kim has now decided to kill invisible and imaginary Gallenteans to compensate for it. Poor little girl.

Either that or Diana Kim is officially schizophrenic.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#27 - 2013-09-08 20:07:50 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
One time a colleague had an Amarr pastor inside of her. She could only speak in chants for a month until they had the operation. The pastor was very greatful and is alive and well. The two of them enjoy lunch together quite often actually.


To think, had they not been separated, they could have enjoyed the same lunches for eternity. Pity.

Fredfredbug4 wrote:
They said I could become anything, so I became a spaceship.


Thanks for the chuckle.

-Eran
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#28 - 2013-09-08 20:10:55 UTC
It is everything I can do not to reminisence about the time I've been the Caldari inside a little Gallente. There was screaming but it wasn't "I don't want!"

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-09-08 20:18:49 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Upon failing her quest to kill every Gallentean in the cluster, Diana Kim has now decided to kill invisible and imaginary Gallenteans to compensate for it. Poor little girl.

You can't teach swines to eat from tables using knives and forks.
The same way you can't teach gallenteans philosophy.

To be honest, I didn't hope it would help gallenteans, but rather more developed and advanced races to avoid the path to degradation, that gallenteans follow.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#30 - 2013-09-08 20:27:53 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:


little gallentean




I resent that.
Kyoko Sakoda
Achura-Waschi Exchange
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
#31 - 2013-09-08 20:44:48 UTC
I had something rather suggestive to say here about racial cross-pollination but I'm pretty sure it would be censored and/or give poor Kim an aneurysm.
Demica Diaz
SE-1
#32 - 2013-09-08 20:46:21 UTC
It seems to be your "little gallentean" is screaming for gallente blood Diana Kim. Are you going to suppress that urge aswell? To make you more... human?
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#33 - 2013-09-08 20:49:02 UTC
Kyoko Sakoda wrote:
I had something rather suggestive to say here about racial cross-pollination but I'm pretty sure it would be censored and/or give poor Kim an aneurysm.


What's wrong with entering foreign markets early in your career, provided you return to your core business at home when you grow up?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#34 - 2013-09-08 20:49:59 UTC
Kyoko Sakoda wrote:
I had something rather suggestive to say here about racial cross-pollination but I'm pretty sure it would be censored and/or give poor Kim an aneurysm.


To be frank, we are the same species. The things that divide us are almost all political and social.

There's nothing wrong with adding a little currant to the Quafe for flavor.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2013-09-08 21:18:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
Diana Kim wrote:
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Upon failing her quest to kill every Gallentean in the cluster, Diana Kim has now decided to kill invisible and imaginary Gallenteans to compensate for it. Poor little girl.

You can't teach swines to eat from tables using knives and forks.
The same way you can't teach gallenteans philosophy.

To be honest, I didn't hope it would help gallenteans, but rather more developed and advanced races to avoid the path to degradation, that gallenteans follow.


This just shows how either ignorant or idiotic you are. When us Gallenteans are not partying, we're standing in front of a canvas with nothing more than a red smudge on it and praising the artist for "capturing the essence of the human condition" or some bullshit like that. We are not only well versed in philosophy, but we use it far to much for our own good.

If anything, your original post is rather... Gallentean...

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#36 - 2013-09-08 21:22:56 UTC
What an odd thread...

Katrina Oniseki
Kaizoe Ocshtau
Hellish Inc
Hellish Incorporated
#37 - 2013-09-08 21:41:14 UTC
Fredfredbug4, you just blew my mind!

By her refusal to see how philosophy and many other things have grown out of Gallente culture and philosophy, and then trying the philosophise, she have become very Gallentian in herself.
From what I get, philosophy doesn't belong in the Caldari State, it's all about hard facts and flawlessly work for the megacorporation.

Diana Kim, you might want to stop blaming the Gallente Federation for everything and start blaming everyone for anything bad. Like, you are at any and all times fighting against all other empires and factions all the time, and you have peace in the eternal warfare going on.

Also, you always have to work for the megacorporation, that is all there is, it is what gives you freedom, your unquestionable devotion to the megacorporation that lets you tirelessly work for it, because that is your freedom, to work and do nothing else.

The last thing I will tell you is to purge all knowledge you have of most anything, clear yourself from all taint and through that you will find strength. Find strength in the unquestionable belief that the State and the megacorprations are everything, the only truth, the sole entities that can give you freedom through unquestionable work-duty, and through a war against everything that is not the State and the megacorporations, you will have peace. And ignorance of anything else will give you strength.
Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#38 - 2013-09-08 22:20:09 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:

What's wrong with entering foreign markets early in your career, provided you return to your core business at home when you grow up?


That just saved that little diplomat of yours.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
Rioghal Morgan
Pixel Navigators
AimogMart
#39 - 2013-09-08 22:56:24 UTC
Ms. Kim can destroy my Federation anytime she pleases


Can't believe I just said that...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-09-08 23:03:12 UTC
Kaizoe Ocshtau wrote:
Fredfredbug4, you just blew my mind!

By her refusal to see how philosophy and many other things have grown out of Gallente culture and philosophy, and then trying the philosophise, she have become very Gallentian in herself.
From what I get, philosophy doesn't belong in the Caldari State, it's all about hard facts and flawlessly work for the megacorporation.

Diana Kim, you might want to stop blaming the Gallente Federation for everything and start blaming everyone for anything bad. Like, you are at any and all times fighting against all other empires and factions all the time, and you have peace in the eternal warfare going on.

Also, you always have to work for the megacorporation, that is all there is, it is what gives you freedom, your unquestionable devotion to the megacorporation that lets you tirelessly work for it, because that is your freedom, to work and do nothing else.

The last thing I will tell you is to purge all knowledge you have of most anything, clear yourself from all taint and through that you will find strength. Find strength in the unquestionable belief that the State and the megacorprations are everything, the only truth, the sole entities that can give you freedom through unquestionable work-duty, and through a war against everything that is not the State and the megacorporations, you will have peace. And ignorance of anything else will give you strength.

Okay, and now we have here a typical result of gallentean... akhem... "education".

Philosophy was never discovered, nor owned by Federation. In fact, Federal philosophy is rather shallow and egocentric subset of human thoughts. Gallentean "thinkerers" can't break through their own limits of individuality, that they praise so much.

But you see now, how ignorant and undeveloped gallentean education is. They can't even imagine that Caldari have their own philosophy...

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.