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Goonswarm scam

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#41 - 2013-09-06 01:31:59 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Desimus Maximus wrote:
Just the first reason on an infinite list to despise their illogical, demented, incoherent douchebaggery... all areas in which they excel.

Join N3, they exist just to destroy us

Let's be honest here, Alavaria, who ISN'T out to destroy you guys, lmao.

fweddit

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#42 - 2013-09-06 01:39:10 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Desimus Maximus wrote:
Just the first reason on an infinite list to despise their illogical, demented, incoherent douchebaggery... all areas in which they excel.

Join N3, they exist just to destroy us

Let's be honest here, Alavaria, who ISN'T out to destroy you guys, lmao.

fweddit


Give it some time. Look how their older siblings revolted against the hand that fed them for so long. Before too long, they will be sitting in Curse, devising ways to take back their sov, while getting pounded by locals.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Johan March
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-09-06 01:40:10 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Desimus Maximus wrote:
Just the first reason on an infinite list to despise their illogical, demented, incoherent douchebaggery... all areas in which they excel.

Join N3, they exist just to destroy us


Let's be honest here, Alavaria, who ISN'T out to destroy you guys, lmao.


EVE University.
Lavitias Arjar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2013-09-06 02:02:11 UTC
Obligatory post about please point on this doll about where the goons touched you.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2013-09-06 02:10:50 UTC
Thank you OP. You are a true hero to us all. We never knew of this beforehand and thanks to you, no one ever will again.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#46 - 2013-09-06 02:11:38 UTC
You see, the Goons have a long checklist of thing that they go over during the recruiting process. One of the last things on their list is "Does this person have proof that they have had a Something Awful account active for 3 or more months OR do they have proof that a Goon is sponsoring their way into the Goonswarm Federation."

Obviously their list of applicants is very long so they like to take their list one check at a time.

Once you have sent your ISK and have had your good jumped up to Goon space that is when they look to see if the above is true, and if it isn't it is on your own terms to jump through neutral 0.0 to get your goods back. As for the ISK you sent, well that is between you and the person you sent the ISK to, so don't bash the whole alliance for it.


Insert obligatory "Welcome to EvE" comment here.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#47 - 2013-09-06 04:25:44 UTC
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
You see, the Goons have a long checklist of thing that they go over during the recruiting process. One of the last things on their list is "Does this person have proof that they have had a Something Awful account active for 3 or more months OR do they have proof that a Goon is sponsoring their way into the Goonswarm Federation."

Obviously their list of applicants is very long so they like to take their list one check at a time.

Once you have sent your ISK and have had your good jumped up to Goon space that is when they look to see if the above is true, and if it isn't it is on your own terms to jump through neutral 0.0 to get your goods back.

Note: can't dock if you're not blue. The jump freighter service also won't let your non-blue character send things out of null.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

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