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Sverige Pahis | Actively Scamming for the Goonswarm Fderation

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Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-10-31 07:41:47 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Dear folk of New Eden,

I'm sure most of you are aware of my recent on-goings with the Goonswarm Federation. Recently I have attempted to join the humble corporation known as Thunderwaffe (a gsf corp). Sverige Pahis offered to accept me into the corporation if I contracted my assets to her for a security deposit. She later ran off with my assets claiming "I'm keeping your assets because your a lier". This is a well known-scam but this individual is well known for her scamming.


My advice is to forget what all the ppl in this thread are saying. If you want to get into Goonswarm you just need to send your 2000 word essay why you want to be goon directly to The Mittani.
Porto Betalt
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#22 - 2011-10-31 10:42:29 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore for CSM!

Gentlemen!
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#23 - 2011-10-31 10:43:41 UTC
Porto Betalt wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore for CSM!


Sadly you have been 18 years of age to run for the CSM.

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MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
#24 - 2011-10-31 11:03:21 UTC
This thread is hilarious and terrifying in equal measure Shocked

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."
Naran Eto
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2011-10-31 11:12:25 UTC
It's quite sad the lengths he has gone to try to get into the Goons, considering it's actually very easy to do if you do it the right way. If he sends me 1billion isk i'll tell him the secret.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-10-31 11:13:51 UTC
Naran Eto wrote:
It's quite sad the lengths he has gone to try to get into the Goons, considering it's actually very easy to do if you do it the right way. If he sends me 1billion isk i'll tell him the secret.


I tried doing it the right way but my SA account got banned.

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Naran Eto
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2011-10-31 11:18:26 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Naran Eto wrote:
It's quite sad the lengths he has gone to try to get into the Goons, considering it's actually very easy to do if you do it the right way. If he sends me 1billion isk i'll tell him the secret.


I tried doing it the right way but my SA account got banned.


That's not the right way, that's a ruse to get your personal details so they can send you adverts for penis enlargment medication, there's a secret way in that is only revealed when you prove yourself worthy, i can put you on that path if you send me the isk.
Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#28 - 2011-10-31 11:39:16 UTC
::high five::
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#29 - 2011-10-31 12:08:46 UTC
fix yer quotes, and we shall see...

but who first, get TEST associated with this guy, or someone who might actually be offended....

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2011-10-31 16:01:14 UTC
Prencleeve,

Have you thought about TEST Alliance? You're right up their alley.

They'd probably even offer a signing bonus to someone of your caliber.

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#31 - 2011-10-31 16:03:46 UTC
Venus Vermillion wrote:
Prencleeve,

Have you thought about TEST Alliance? You're right up their alley.

They'd probably even offer a signing bonus to someone of your caliber.



I've thought about it. But I'm not a Reddit member so I can't join. If somebody could hook me up with a reccomender then that'd be great.

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Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#32 - 2011-10-31 16:11:20 UTC
Quote:
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:15 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > Anyway I'm probably joining Dreddit now
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:21 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > Luckily I'm an active Reddit user
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:22 ] Sverige Pahis > the moral here is don't lie
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:25 ] Sverige Pahis > what
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:29 ] Sverige Pahis > as of 30 minutes ago?
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:33 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > No
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:37 ] Sverige Pahis > 15?
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:50 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > My application has been in for the last week or so
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:59 ] Father Snuggles > this is too beautiful
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:59 ] Sverige Pahis > what application?
[ 2011.10.30 14:06:00 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > I was attracting attention amonst the goon community to arrouse you all
[ 2011.10.30 14:06:09 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > And exceeded in that goal
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#33 - 2011-10-31 16:11:33 UTC
This thread went from "Awww, look at the cute, adorable little highsec bear" to "Jesus kid, end your subscription and tell your parents you need mental help" rather quickly.

I'm impressed.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2011-10-31 16:14:19 UTC
Sverige Pahis wrote:
Quote:
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:15 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > Anyway I'm probably joining Dreddit now
[ 2011.10.30 14:05:21 ] Prencleeve Grothsmore > Luckily I'm an active Reddit user


Prencleeve!

How could you lie to your old buddy like that. Now see, if you picked a story and stuck to it, Test would probably have just fallen for it anyway.

Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#35 - 2011-10-31 16:20:42 UTC
You're now skipping around the Kübler-Ross model of the stages of grief so much that I can't keep up.

You've somehow managed to skip ahead to anger, skip further ahead to depression, jump back to bargaining, do a double-step back to denial, return to bargaining, and somehow not reached acceptance...

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#36 - 2011-10-31 16:42:59 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
This thread went from "Awww, look at the cute, adorable little highsec bear" to "Jesus kid, end your subscription and tell your parents you need mental help" rather quickly.

I'm impressed.



I hate to say it , but Lykouleon's nailed it in that post.
This space for rent..
Illyena Rovask
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2011-10-31 17:35:06 UTC
Feelgood thread of the year.
Ngoa
Fight Against Boredom
#38 - 2011-10-31 18:05:34 UTC
Hi, my name is Her Most Excellency Ngoa of the order of the Crumpled Boot, and I would like to help you (Prencleeve Grothsmore) get accepted into the most Illustrious Ranks of the Goonish Knightly Chivalric Space Bro-ternety. Please convo me ingame for more information on this limited time offer!
Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#39 - 2011-10-31 18:06:18 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:


I've thought about it. But I'm not a Reddit member so I can't join. If somebody could hook me up with a reccomender then that'd be great.


I like you and i am willing to help you! Official recruiter for TEST alliance is DurrHurrDurr. Send your 2000 word essay to him.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#40 - 2011-10-31 18:12:10 UTC
Ogi Talvanen wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:


I've thought about it. But I'm not a Reddit member so I can't join. If somebody could hook me up with a reccomender then that'd be great.


I like you and i am willing to help you! Official recruiter for TEST alliance is DurrHurrDurr. Send your 2000 word essay to him.


I'm stupid but not that stupid.

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