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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Garak n00biachi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#821 - 2013-09-02 11:29:58 UTC
Give Gallente FW players the option after killing a squid FW player to force the dreadlock hairmodel upon him\her.
Quinn Corvez
Perkone
Caldari State
#822 - 2013-09-02 11:30:41 UTC
Don't release Dust on the PC.

Nerf T3 into the ground and make people in wormholes unsub.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#823 - 2013-09-02 12:01:38 UTC
T3 capitals and solo capital ship pvp

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Me of Course
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Goonswarm Federation
#824 - 2013-09-02 12:03:00 UTC
Put CCP Rise incharge to b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ Balance the ships in eve.... ohh wait

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Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#825 - 2013-09-02 13:22:43 UTC
Add an extra tier of insurance for the uber space rich that provides T2 noob ships. Add the skill "assault noob"
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#826 - 2013-09-02 13:37:45 UTC
Mother of all bad ideas...it so bad that it's almost good:

Replace concord with players!

Wait. Hear me out... Make it an NPC corp that you can only join after training X amount of combat related SP.
All the ISK from war decks go into the corp wallet for SPR.
Whenever a crime is committed a beacon appears on the concord players' overview that allows them to warp directly into the action.

Now imagine being able to bribe them...
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#827 - 2013-09-02 13:42:04 UTC
Skill training in reverse; skill forgetting at the same rate that they trained.
Mr Doctor
Sex Machineguns
#828 - 2013-09-02 14:34:51 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Skill training in reverse; skill forgetting at the same rate that they trained.

Could work in a F2P model. Dont pay and you can play but your skills drain.
Erien Rand
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#829 - 2013-09-02 14:44:12 UTC
Tall hairy bipedal sidekicks that understand English but cannot enunciate it so they just growl; laser crossbow not included, please see NEX store for details.
PopeUrban
El Expedicion
Flames of Exile
#830 - 2013-09-02 16:31:33 UTC
Automatic ship replacement for new and low SP players, you know, to improve the new player experience!
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#831 - 2013-09-02 17:43:42 UTC
An estimated time till concordokken on the fitting screen
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#832 - 2013-09-02 17:46:32 UTC
When some one tries to dual tank a ship aura starts screaming obscenities in íslenska.
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#833 - 2013-09-02 17:47:43 UTC
Release the game in a mobile platform for Android... but not iPhone. Smile
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#834 - 2013-09-02 17:49:55 UTC
Lift the ban on rmt but double your efforts in the war on bots
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#835 - 2013-09-02 17:52:29 UTC
Decide that balance is lame & ask Rise and Fozzie to reverse all the balance efforts under the guidance of an RNG
Blitzachter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#836 - 2013-09-02 19:02:29 UTC
Allow sovereignty in wormholes so that iHubs and upgrades can be installed so that more sleeper anomalies spawn.
Mascha Tzash
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#837 - 2013-09-02 20:25:54 UTC
Mercs that can be deployed upon a hostile ship for takeover/forcefull ejection of enemy pod. *cast locust swarm"
Jalequin
Jalequin Corporation
#838 - 2013-09-02 20:26:21 UTC
Broken T2 crystals slowly erode your ship.

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Agolon
Insight Limited
#839 - 2013-09-02 20:59:46 UTC
Let player's join Concord as a corp so they get a warp in point/alert when someone goes suspect in system so they can kill the bad ganker's Twisted
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#840 - 2013-09-02 21:29:46 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Mother of all bad ideas...it so bad that it's almost good:

Replace concord with players!

Wait. Hear me out... Make it an NPC corp that you can only join after training X amount of combat related SP.
All the ISK from war decks go into the corp wallet for SPR.
Whenever a crime is committed a beacon appears on the concord players' overview that allows them to warp directly into the action.

Now imagine being able to bribe them...


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