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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Witchking Angmar
#801 - 2013-09-01 20:25:19 UTC
Allow stars to be used as cynos.
Akvi Raiku
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#802 - 2013-09-01 20:34:13 UTC
allow managing strip miner's duration time (for ex., selecting from 1...15 min), saving its normal yield parameter (m3/min)
Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#803 - 2013-09-01 20:46:13 UTC
Remove the Amarr race from the game as it promotes religious zealotry.
Mascha Tzash
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#804 - 2013-09-01 20:48:08 UTC
Rotating disco-dalls as high-slot modules.
Jalequin Corporation
#805 - 2013-09-01 22:31:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Jalequin
Turn on the gravity. The nearest planet constantly pulls in every ship, and stargates....and stations.

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Xorth Adimus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#806 - 2013-09-02 00:19:48 UTC
Not a bad idea an awesome one bin that crappy launcher, we want a login screen for an immerse awesome wall of ambient epic EVE space music (pro tip just use the \CCP\EVE\bin\ExeFile.exe direct to load this if uptodate).

Another bit of eve EVE's soul just binned and sidelined by forced on 'improvements' by 'iteration'.
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#807 - 2013-09-02 00:20:11 UTC
Give battleships 3 racks of highs, each containing either small, medium, or large guns.

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Bad Girl Posse
#808 - 2013-09-02 01:24:59 UTC
An M3 bonus for the Bestower when carrying slaves.
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#809 - 2013-09-02 03:16:23 UTC
Pods come pre-installed with a sub-cap doomsday device.
James Arget
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
#810 - 2013-09-02 04:33:39 UTC
Allow or disallow docking rights to stations based on sec status.

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Seamen Force
#811 - 2013-09-02 07:20:48 UTC
"camera drones" (like the one for our ship) outside of station while docked, seeing the undock (feel free to rotate) of your station.
Maybe with a time-delay or not, couldn't care less. equally derp.
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#812 - 2013-09-02 07:51:51 UTC
bad idea- remove web bonus and drones from maruaders
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#813 - 2013-09-02 08:01:29 UTC
Juliette Asanari wrote:
Newtonian Physics - You accelerate for as long as you are fireing your engines, to slow down you have to turn around and fire the engines in the opposite direction.

all of the ships in eve since 2003 have a built in thruster system forward facing from the hull of the ship so when you cut your engines they kick in and stop you moving forward.
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#814 - 2013-09-02 08:14:14 UTC
concord in certain systems goes on strike at random days like the french air traffic control.
Nano Quantum
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#815 - 2013-09-02 08:26:26 UTC
Mini-dreads with no damage bonus in "siege" mode
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#816 - 2013-09-02 08:45:29 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
If a large number of criminal players are exploded in a low sec system it becomes high sec.

bad ideas thread huh- make the system security fluid, based on player actions. Using the incursion influence bar mechanics.

new skill- training moron allows you to remove trained skills that are made totally useless by "rebalancing"

level 5 moron would allow me to untrain marauder 5
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#817 - 2013-09-02 08:53:10 UTC
allow hello kitty paint jobs for my fleet of ships
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#818 - 2013-09-02 09:19:03 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
Rigs that change your slot layout, like adding one high slot while deleting 2 mids, or adding a low while deleting two highs, or, well... you get the idea.

rigs that give you 8-8-8 slot layout
rigs that give you more rigs
rigs that allow you to stick 2 frigate together to make a cruiser

Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#819 - 2013-09-02 09:52:17 UTC
Iron Oxide crystals for T2 mining lasers allow them to be used against Minmatar ships.
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#820 - 2013-09-02 11:08:23 UTC
liar module (will show up on ship scanner something else) fitted to a high slot to give false information for cargo scanners 100% effective 100% of the time, have your ships hold filled with 500 plex or show as empty hold.

every pirate out there is shouting thats a terrible idea :)