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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Mashie Saldana
Jamgu Initiatives
#661 - 2013-08-30 15:56:59 UTC
Bring back the Quafe girl to Gallente Pleasure Hub stations.
Mashie Saldana
Jamgu Initiatives
#662 - 2013-08-30 15:58:45 UTC
A skill queue that is as long as the current subscription.
Mashie Saldana
Jamgu Initiatives
#663 - 2013-08-30 15:59:45 UTC
Torps that do splash damage.
Andrea Griffin
#664 - 2013-08-30 16:09:30 UTC
Modules and rigs that reduce signature radius.
Stegas Tyrano
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#665 - 2013-08-30 16:16:01 UTC
Tease players with awesome new features. Never release awesome feature because of 'The Code'

Herping your derp since 19Potato - [url=https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2403364][Proposal] - Ingame Visual Adverts[/url]

Fasturian Icildentirf
T.N.T ORE Industry
#666 - 2013-08-30 16:18:31 UTC
The ability to electronically hack into and transfer funds from other capsuleers wallets.

Q: What does IT humor have in common with a classical star schema? A: They are both highly denormalized. 

Fenrix Mernher
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#667 - 2013-08-30 16:29:19 UTC
Add a special module that increases your own and fleetmates web and scram range by 50%


owait What?
Agelina Jolie
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#668 - 2013-08-30 16:32:58 UTC
[quote=Fenrix Mernher]Add a special module that increases your own and fleetmates web and scram range by 50%


Add a special module that decrease your own and fleetmates web and scram range by -50% Roll
Bo Rothrock
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#669 - 2013-08-30 16:34:34 UTC
Caldari get second-tier ewar that vastly reduces target mass and makes a ship unable to jump a gate.
Bo Rothrock
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#670 - 2013-08-30 16:38:01 UTC
Sleepers periodically attack offline POSes in wormhole space with a special sleeper type that drops no loot and has no useful salvage.
Bo Rothrock
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#671 - 2013-08-30 16:42:29 UTC
The 'red giant' wormhole effect is replaced by the 'green giant' wormhole effect, dramatically increasing damage, tracking, and range of weapons as EHP drops as a percentage of total.

Shooting 'em makes 'em angry. You won't like then when they're angry.
Bo Rothrock
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#672 - 2013-08-30 16:45:12 UTC
'Black hole' wormholes lose their current effect and instead of having a static exit have a 'black hole;' has jump mass limit, has no total mass limit, can lead anywhere, is always EOL, lasts 1-4 hours.
Agelina Jolie
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#673 - 2013-08-30 16:45:30 UTC
All the Ice belts are moved to lowsec and null
Azrin Stella Oerndotte
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#674 - 2013-08-30 16:46:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Azrin Stella Oerndotte
How about stop renaming things with horrible ideas?

"Patch Notes" wrote:
Remote Armor Repair Systems modules renamed to Remote Armor Repairers.
Remote Hull Repair Systems modules renamed to Remote Hull Repairers.
Shield Transfer modules renamed to Remote Shield Boosters.
Energy Transfer Array modules renamed to Remote Capacitor Transmitters.
Tracking Links renamed to Remote Tracking Computers.


Just don't.
Bo Rothrock
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#675 - 2013-08-30 16:54:47 UTC
'Fleet Command' app for PC/Mac/Tablet with a simplified RTS interface, shows similar information to the ATX interface (in a variety of ways to allow for scaling) and lets the FC broadcast targets/aligns/etc while also being able to save replays and broadcast them to 'subscribers' (for free or for an isk fee) on the TV in the captain's quarters.
Bo Rothrock
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#676 - 2013-08-30 16:58:35 UTC
CCP partners with Amazon and allows for the purchase of a variety of household items for plex, roughly increasing the price of plex to three hojillion isk.
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#677 - 2013-08-30 17:21:29 UTC
NPC corporations to issue fines to any members engaging in activities that might tarnish their reputation such as aggressing other capsuleers, leaving the confines of high security space or shooting non-pirate NPCs.
Andrea Griffin
#678 - 2013-08-30 17:31:09 UTC
Rename remote energy transfers to "Energy Cleric", remote armor repairers to "Armor Cleric" and remote shield transporters to "Shield Cleric".
iskflakes
#679 - 2013-08-30 17:52:06 UTC
Let people load a PLEX into a doomsday to restore AOE functionality.

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Andrea Griffin
#680 - 2013-08-30 18:13:20 UTC
Corporation and Alliance logos on shirts.