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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2701 - 2014-09-07 00:24:32 UTC
Increase cargo bay capacity on the Hoarder, and make it so the more you stuff into it, stuff starts to appear on the outside of the hull, bolted/taped/roped on, until it looks like the worst kind of hobo express. Then, make it so nothing can ever be removed from the Hoarder's cargo bay Blink so you have to gank it to get some of the contents back.
Torvin Xyn
Chaos Army Wing
#2702 - 2014-09-07 02:27:34 UTC
Remove Warp Drive.
Ships are fast enough without it.
Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2703 - 2014-09-07 13:44:18 UTC
For every point added to charisma, Aura starts to sound more and more like Zapp Brannigan.

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val Tartess
Imperium Cartel.
Fraternity.
#2704 - 2014-09-08 13:34:33 UTC
Invent a module for blops:
If ships smaller than BS stay within 2500m, they are cloaked as well.
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2705 - 2014-09-08 13:48:30 UTC
Module and/or anchorable structure with AOE energy neutralization
Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#2706 - 2014-09-08 17:01:25 UTC
Mining should be overhauled completely and be changed into a Dance Dance Revolution style minigame with yield dependent on number of steps...

Every day I'm wafflin!

Lothras Andastar
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2707 - 2014-09-08 18:13:35 UTC
Spend millions of dollars on a failed vampire MMO.

Because the Legacy Code has too much Psssssssssssssssh, nothing will ever get fixed until CCP stop wasting money on failed sparkle MMOs and instead rewrite the entire backend of EvE from scratch.

Jur Tissant
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2708 - 2014-09-09 05:05:56 UTC
Smartbombs can be keyed only to damage specific players.
Josef Djugashvilis
#2709 - 2014-09-09 07:37:33 UTC
Nerf drones...again.

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#2710 - 2014-09-09 07:54:50 UTC
Add Otouni's to regular missions, do not inform the community...
Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2711 - 2014-09-09 08:26:54 UTC
A side-effect of lasers being used in combat is that every pilot has unknowingly been treated with laser eye surgery - rendering all monocles instantly obsolete.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#2712 - 2014-09-09 08:58:07 UTC
Make 'accidents' while docked possible, with possibly devastating effects.

'Oooops, did I just fire my Cruise Missiles at the opposite wall? Oh oh......'

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Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2713 - 2014-09-09 11:53:38 UTC
If armour reppers are used without damage being taken...the ships mass and inertia modifier slowly increase, eventually leading to frigates with the speed and agility of Titans.

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Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#2714 - 2014-09-09 13:29:37 UTC
Make a WiS expansion where you can open the door in your cabin and walk down a single corridor.
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#2715 - 2014-09-09 18:31:55 UTC
You get one "instantly kill and pod a player (you can pick the person by name), no matter where they are in the universe" every year per active account.
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2716 - 2014-09-14 02:08:55 UTC
The ability to sabotage and then sell ammunition on the market which damages the ship of the person using it.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2717 - 2014-09-14 02:33:12 UTC
Include a slider under every player's settings that controls the minimum TiDi for the current system.
Benjamin Aurilen
Son's of Minerva
#2718 - 2014-09-14 03:20:40 UTC
mini doomsday for blops.
Benjamin Aurilen
Son's of Minerva
#2719 - 2014-09-14 03:23:01 UTC
more ewar for hictors that is specific for killing supers.
Samuel Wess
Doomheim
#2720 - 2014-09-14 04:56:09 UTC
Gate locking device, nobody can jump unless destroyed.

Walk into the club like "What up? I got a big cockpit!"