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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Wolf Kruol
Suicide Squad Gamma
#2681 - 2014-09-04 21:28:56 UTC
Remove concord forever!

“If you're very very stupid? How can you possibly realize you're very very stupid?

You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you really are!”

Pirita Saar
Aptekarze - Bojowkarze
#2682 - 2014-09-05 08:23:12 UTC
Three words: full server wipe Twisted
Distuth Brinalle
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#2683 - 2014-09-05 09:32:26 UTC
Put every idea in this forum into the game.
Kairie Caderu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2684 - 2014-09-05 09:37:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Kairie Caderu
Mining lasers should allow players to target and steal fittings from other ships within range of the laser.

Even worse bad idea: Allow players to buy (with real money, not game currency) attack/defense/etc bonuses that cannot be obtained any other way.
Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2685 - 2014-09-05 12:20:09 UTC
Have sanity as an attribute - setting this to zero allows a chance of both removing completely or training completely a random skill

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Fer'isam K'ahn
SAS Veterinarians
#2686 - 2014-09-05 12:46:54 UTC
Inspired by the above: A paranoia value which sets security to red and by chance automatically locks and activates weapons on random targets; increases by being killed.
Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2687 - 2014-09-05 12:51:21 UTC
Fer'isam K'ahn wrote:
Inspired by the above: A paranoia value which sets security to red and by chance automatically locks and activates weapons on random targets; increases by being killed.


As an added benefit, setting a full value of paranoia also unlocks a genuine tinfoil hat for purchase with AURUM

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Talvorian Dex
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2688 - 2014-09-05 15:04:12 UTC
Roll a standard die, and dedicate all development to whichever group "wins": null-sec, low-sec, high-sec, wormhole, war-deccers, "shut it all down and start up a flower POV simulator ".

Writer of Target Caller, an Eve Online PvP blog, at http://targetcaller.blogspot.com

Toriessian
PCG Enterprises
#2689 - 2014-09-05 15:26:41 UTC
CCP should start a "PLEX for Star Citizens" drive

Every day I'm wafflin!

FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#2690 - 2014-09-05 15:47:57 UTC
Prolly a repost but Salvargers should hurt minmatar ships, well non-maelstrom min ships since the maelstrom actually looks like it was built in a spacedoc as opposed to the piles of crap the others are:)
J A Aloysiusz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2691 - 2014-09-05 19:11:08 UTC
make it so jump freighters can actually be killed in low sec
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2692 - 2014-09-05 20:03:03 UTC  |  Edited by: SFM Hobb3s
Exploration (relic/data) mini-game now required to dock/undock.
Unsuccessful 'hack's result in ship boom-boom.


edit: or station boom-boom
Oskiy
Kentauren Imperium
#2693 - 2014-09-05 23:35:26 UTC
Move my Exotic Dancers to the Captain's Quarters...
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2694 - 2014-09-06 12:45:19 UTC
Mobile micro jump drive auto activates on everyone in radius and make the radius bigger!

Is that my two cents or yours?

Ze'nedra
Digital Instrumental Machines
Jupiter Heavy Industries
#2695 - 2014-09-06 13:50:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ze'nedra
Remove Captains quarters from stations, create huge omnipotent asteroids, in far our warps, un-scanable, single pilot dedicated new homes to which only the owner can dock, unless standing permits...

Wait...this is actually a good idea!
Bree Okanata
Perkone
Caldari State
#2696 - 2014-09-06 19:48:03 UTC
Ze'nedra wrote:
Remove Captains quarters from stations, create huge omnipotent asteroids, in far our warps, unscanable, single pilot dedicated new homes to which only the owner can dock, unless standing permits.


If restricted to Hi-Sec, I actually think this is an awesome idea. Sure it's a "super safe" spot which goes against EVE, but I've always my own little station.
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2697 - 2014-09-06 19:50:16 UTC
Primary attribute for a random selection of gunnery and spaceship command skills set to Charisma.
Neil Peert
Doomheim
#2698 - 2014-09-06 20:25:06 UTC
CCP to add a new BPO to the game

Isk BPO to make your own isk with the ore you mine

can sell your ISK Bpo copys to people that you have researched

better the research more isk you can make and get back with evenless ore needed

ISK BPO every one needs one

Bill isk in just under 2mins
Stephanie Rosefire
Jarlhettur's Drop
United Federation of Conifers
#2699 - 2014-09-06 21:44:46 UTC
Jack Reafman wrote:
Davon Kastire wrote:
TheMeanPerson wrote:
Davon Kastire wrote:
Re-voice Aura with a Cajun accent.


Needs to happen.

"Da ship is undockin, hold on to somethin"


Now that I think about, maybe this should be an option.

- choose language for Aura -
-English
-Spanish
-French
-German
-Cajun <---
-Pirate
"We be warpin', arrrrgh!"



Fixed.



oh for the love of all that is good and pure, make this so!
Flapdoodle Folderol
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2700 - 2014-09-06 22:30:46 UTC
An infinite range and infinite damage smart-bomb that can only be used in Jita and only once a day by one person.