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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Swiftstrike1
Swiftstrike Incorporated
#2661 - 2014-08-29 06:28:32 UTC
Delete everybody's custom overview profiles \o/

Casual Incursion runner & Faction Warfare grunt, ex-Wormholer, ex-Nullbear.

Fer'isam K'ahn
SAS Veterinarians
#2662 - 2014-08-29 15:46:50 UTC
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2663 - 2014-08-29 15:48:27 UTC
A ship class that can operate jump drives without a cyno.
Summer Isle
Autumn Industrial Enterprises
#2664 - 2014-08-29 16:00:28 UTC
Fer'isam K'ahn wrote:

How adorable! You pointed out your inability to read:

Summer Isle wrote:
Please note that I'll be removing outliers over 1m ISK, but will be leaving the 0.01 ISK


Fer'isam K'ahn wrote:
If you take the over one bil scam/laundry buys even as consideration for your market evalutation then you got mental issues.


We need more people like you ^_^

 Talk is cheap, but Void S and Quake L are cheaper.

Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#2665 - 2014-08-29 17:57:30 UTC
Randomly give lvl 4 missions a lvl 5 mission spawn complete with neut and webbing towers

Every day I'm wafflin!

James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2666 - 2014-08-29 18:43:43 UTC
Combat shuttles.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp

Jur Tissant
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2667 - 2014-08-29 19:09:33 UTC
Battle barges.

Actually, that might be a great idea.
Clancy Davis
Bison Industrial Inc
#2668 - 2014-08-29 19:20:29 UTC
Ship parking meters in Jita IV-4.
Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#2669 - 2014-08-29 21:18:53 UTC
What the Drake needs is an active armor rep bonus.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Kell Braugh
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2670 - 2014-08-29 21:55:54 UTC
Combat bonuses for AUR-purchased items; +5% targeting speed and targeting range for pilots with a monocle.
Noir Ruda
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2671 - 2014-08-30 00:24:28 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Naked avatars for PLEX.


Exotic dancers and a bar in my captians quarter, also blackjack, drugs and "escort service"
Jack Reafman
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2672 - 2014-08-30 10:14:10 UTC
Davon Kastire wrote:
TheMeanPerson wrote:
Davon Kastire wrote:
Re-voice Aura with a Cajun accent.


Needs to happen.

"Da ship is undockin, hold on to somethin"


Now that I think about, maybe this should be an option.

- choose language for Aura -
-English
-Spanish
-French
-German
-Cajun <---
-Pirate
"We be warpin', arrrrgh!"



Fixed.
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2673 - 2014-08-30 16:11:20 UTC
Change the AT format for next year to start each team on separate sides of a gate.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2674 - 2014-09-02 19:08:45 UTC
Slaves may be used as projectile/launcher ammunition.
Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#2675 - 2014-09-03 14:59:49 UTC
Add a kitchen into every CQ and introduce a cooking minigame.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2676 - 2014-09-03 21:14:27 UTC
A minigame to replace the current mining mechanic
Rob Kashuken
Row Row Fight the Power
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2677 - 2014-09-04 01:10:22 UTC
Allow various anchorable objects (sov structures, POS etc) to have the ability to fit a cloak.

Bonus bad idea: That cloak would also cloak all items within the shield bubble.
Discomanco
We pooped on your lawn
#2678 - 2014-09-04 19:46:42 UTC
Deployable cloaking spheres
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#2679 - 2014-09-04 19:52:25 UTC
Give everyone an "exclude me from PvP" button they can toggle on/off
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#2680 - 2014-09-04 20:56:58 UTC
Fedo launcher that sticks a Fedo to the enemy ships pod to slowly suck the life out of it.

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They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.