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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Swiftstrike Incorporated
#2661 - 2014-08-29 06:28:32 UTC
Delete everybody's custom overview profiles \o/

Casual Incursion runner & Faction Warfare grunt, ex-Wormholer, ex-Nullbear.

Fer'isam K'ahn
SAS Veterinarians
#2662 - 2014-08-29 15:46:50 UTC
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2663 - 2014-08-29 15:48:27 UTC
A ship class that can operate jump drives without a cyno.
Summer Isle
Autumn Industrial Enterprises
#2664 - 2014-08-29 16:00:28 UTC
Fer'isam K'ahn wrote:

How adorable! You pointed out your inability to read:

Summer Isle wrote:
Please note that I'll be removing outliers over 1m ISK, but will be leaving the 0.01 ISK

Fer'isam K'ahn wrote:
If you take the over one bil scam/laundry buys even as consideration for your market evalutation then you got mental issues.

We need more people like you ^_^

 Talk is cheap, but Void S and Quake L are cheaper.

PCG Enterprises
#2665 - 2014-08-29 17:57:30 UTC
Randomly give lvl 4 missions a lvl 5 mission spawn complete with neut and webbing towers

Every day I'm wafflin!

James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2666 - 2014-08-29 18:43:43 UTC
Combat shuttles.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp

Jur Tissant
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2667 - 2014-08-29 19:09:33 UTC
Battle barges.

Actually, that might be a great idea.
Clancy Davis
Bison Industrial Inc
#2668 - 2014-08-29 19:20:29 UTC
Ship parking meters in Jita IV-4.
PCG Enterprises
#2669 - 2014-08-29 21:18:53 UTC
What the Drake needs is an active armor rep bonus.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Kell Braugh
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2670 - 2014-08-29 21:55:54 UTC
Combat bonuses for AUR-purchased items; +5% targeting speed and targeting range for pilots with a monocle.
Noir Ruda
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2671 - 2014-08-30 00:24:28 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Naked avatars for PLEX.

Exotic dancers and a bar in my captians quarter, also blackjack, drugs and "escort service"
Jack Reafman
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2672 - 2014-08-30 10:14:10 UTC
Davon Kastire wrote:
TheMeanPerson wrote:
Davon Kastire wrote:
Re-voice Aura with a Cajun accent.

Needs to happen.

"Da ship is undockin, hold on to somethin"

Now that I think about, maybe this should be an option.

- choose language for Aura -
-Cajun <---
"We be warpin', arrrrgh!"

Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2673 - 2014-08-30 16:11:20 UTC
Change the AT format for next year to start each team on separate sides of a gate.
Komi Toran
Caldari State
#2674 - 2014-09-02 19:08:45 UTC
Slaves may be used as projectile/launcher ammunition.
PCG Enterprises
#2675 - 2014-09-03 14:59:49 UTC
Add a kitchen into every CQ and introduce a cooking minigame.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2676 - 2014-09-03 21:14:27 UTC
A minigame to replace the current mining mechanic
Rob Kashuken
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2677 - 2014-09-04 01:10:22 UTC
Allow various anchorable objects (sov structures, POS etc) to have the ability to fit a cloak.

Bonus bad idea: That cloak would also cloak all items within the shield bubble.
We pooped on your lawn
#2678 - 2014-09-04 19:46:42 UTC
Deployable cloaking spheres
Petre en Thielles
#2679 - 2014-09-04 19:52:25 UTC
Give everyone an "exclude me from PvP" button they can toggle on/off
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#2680 - 2014-09-04 20:56:58 UTC
Fedo launcher that sticks a Fedo to the enemy ships pod to slowly suck the life out of it.


They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.