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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2641 - 2014-08-24 13:33:21 UTC
Opening the CQ door enters you into a scenario from The Stanley Parable.
Alcorak
The Syndicate.
Hell Dawn
#2642 - 2014-08-24 19:17:55 UTC
Mining lasers reprocess target's fitted modules in pvp.
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2643 - 2014-08-24 20:56:49 UTC
Anchorable pendulum that swings around batting ships out of docking/jump range.
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2644 - 2014-08-24 21:41:55 UTC
Turrets and missiles should push targets off course if the ammo is for a larger size ship. Large vs cruiser... Medium vs frigate... Bomb vs everything

Is that my two cents or yours?

Mugyus
Planes Walkers
#2645 - 2014-08-25 14:36:03 UTC
Sell ads on billboards at gates to big business(would love to see underwear ads in space) so CCP can have extra money to implement all of these "wonderful" ideas
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2646 - 2014-08-25 14:49:43 UTC
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Lugia3
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#2647 - 2014-08-25 19:48:27 UTC
99% of the things posted in F&I.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Katmatu Mayaki
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2648 - 2014-08-25 20:51:19 UTC
After being AFK for more than 10 minutes your ship A.I. eject you for being stupid and blow up your Pod.
Harvey James
The Sengoku Legacy
#2649 - 2014-08-25 21:00:07 UTC
the recent ishtar nerf .. it won't at all be OP anymore Straight

T3's need to be versatile so no rigs are necessary ... they should not have OP dps and tank

ABC's should be T2, remove drone assist, separate HAM's and Torps range, -3 HS for droneboats

Nerf web strength, Make the blaster Eagle worth using

Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2650 - 2014-08-26 12:09:27 UTC
POS's can be remotely hacked to have their passwords changed.
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2651 - 2014-08-26 13:50:14 UTC
on a reinforced node, Remote Repping modules cannot activate, promoting everything to burn.
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2652 - 2014-08-27 17:36:12 UTC
A skill for controlling station sentry guns while docked.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2653 - 2014-08-27 17:55:54 UTC
Overheatable damage controls.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp

Zylona Femtov
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2654 - 2014-08-27 19:57:10 UTC
Not having anymore tax reduxction (or now cost reduction) with the NPC standing in station Shocked
eliminator2
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2655 - 2014-08-27 20:04:49 UTC
a huge railgun added to a POS but carnt fit any module to pos and 1 shot insta's any ship that can be fired every 5 seconds (has to be operated by a player)
Ewersmen
Perkone
Caldari State
#2656 - 2014-08-27 20:16:42 UTC
There are a lot of ships in eve but not many for mining ...we need new larger mining ships for serious miners ...no more mining frigates
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2657 - 2014-08-28 19:53:49 UTC
Low sec sentry guns fire doomsdays.
Jack Reafman
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2658 - 2014-08-29 01:43:44 UTC
Stop crossing all the "Bad Ideas" off your to do list. Big smile
Freyas Dei
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2659 - 2014-08-29 04:34:27 UTC
Unlock ship alignment from the Z-axis.
SGT FUNYOUN
Elysian Space Navy - 1st Fleet
#2660 - 2014-08-29 04:38:40 UTC
CCP Removes Isk.