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Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-08-23 12:26:10 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Stitcher's beard also doesn't self-replicate if you shoot it from orbit.


Quite right. That just makes it angry.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#22 - 2013-08-23 13:45:50 UTC
Beaches are awesome, diving is also awesome. Nukes from orbit not so much.

Verin's beard is also awesome.

ॐ
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-08-23 14:10:10 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Repentence Tyrathlion wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Stop making rumours already!
This is OPSEC.


Sweety, if a tabloid can find out this kind of nonsense, it's a fair bet that anybody of any significance will have known long ago.

Although I am wondering what's with the growing trend of taking Muck Raker stories at face value. There's probably elements of truth present here, but the rest is sensationalism, invention and soundbites.


See, I would've gone for the suggestion that Diana Kim is secretly an FIO project designed to discredit the Protectorate and cause squabbling and infighting amongst its ranks. I mean, why else would she complain about opsec for this of all things?

Ridiculous gallentean wench!
I have only said, that his location is OPSEC.
You know, this is one of the most guarded secrets in the State.
And you are making some deluded sick conclusions, that I "cause squabbling and infighting", when I only said that the information is not for public access?
For Maker sake, woman, stop hallucinating and go take a rest. You are disgusting.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-08-23 14:29:50 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ridiculous gallentean wench!
I have only said, that his location is OPSEC.
You know, this is one of the most guarded secrets in the State.

You'd better hope that's the case, seeing as Heth is currently the State's number one enemy.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-08-23 16:31:53 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
my beard doesn't finagle its way uninvited into awkward places, and spend three days exfiltrating people's shoes.


Interesting point Captain Stitcher. I personally have never obeserved an abundance of hair exfiltrating people's shoes... are you sure that is a 'beard'??

If you should see this I strongly suggest you capture the specimen for bio-analysis. Possible genetic engineering.

abundantly hairy foot --> Big Foot!!

Inadvertantly you may have just disovered humanity's missing link!

Just imagine... we could cross with Diana Kim DNA with Bigfoot DNA and get a 6 foot tall, hairy, insane, banana-eating animal that can fly a Kestrel and climb the hell out of trees!

Hmmm... come to think of it, that may not be disireable. I think I just described most Caldari...

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-08-23 16:47:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Nah, Caldari don't climb trees. We glare at them until they are felled by a crippling sense of inadequacy.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#27 - 2013-08-23 18:11:54 UTC
I glared at someone once, he had upset me. He almost immediately started apologizing, even for things I didn't know about! I still have no idea why, but I feel sort of bad about it.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-08-23 19:02:37 UTC
The burden of power rests heavy upon us.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Gabriel Darkefyre
Gradient
Electus Matari
#29 - 2013-08-23 19:34:54 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Repentence Tyrathlion wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Stop making rumours already!
This is OPSEC.


Sweety, if a tabloid can find out this kind of nonsense, it's a fair bet that anybody of any significance will have known long ago.

Although I am wondering what's with the growing trend of taking Muck Raker stories at face value. There's probably elements of truth present here, but the rest is sensationalism, invention and soundbites.


See, I would've gone for the suggestion that Diana Kim is secretly an FIO project designed to discredit the Protectorate and cause squabbling and infighting amongst its ranks. I mean, why else would she complain about opsec for this of all things?

Ridiculous gallentean wench!
I have only said, that his location is OPSEC.
You know, this is one of the most guarded secrets in the State.


Remind me again, why would a Gallente Tabloid like Gutter Press give a damn about what any Caldari sees as OPSEC?
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-08-29 22:27:09 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
Where is Heth? That's easy! He's wherever Diana Kim is gnawing at the end of some old plot about destroying the Federation.

So the one you need to find is Diana Kim. She is the power behind the throne and is responsible for far more 'news' than ever Heth could generate.

So for example:

Attacks with Kestral's ---> Diana Kim
War with Federation ---> Diana Kim
Admiral Yanala's death ---> Diana Kim
Gerne Broteau attack ---> Diana Kim
Minmatar revenge attack Colelie ---> Diana Kim
Sarum's launch of of the Reclaiming ---> Diana Kim
Heth remaining hidden ---> Diana Kim

Doesn't everyone see the obvious?? All arrows point to Diana Kim!!

Find Diana Kim and you will find Heth. Good luck though catching her!! Personally I don't think she is even human but is most likely an ancient sleeper construct. Built of nanites she can re-constitute herself at will. She is the vehicle through which the sleepers control the galaxy. Federation drones?? Bah. Primitive little robots... even if they have grown sentient.

Immortal, insane and armed with a Kestrel. There is no stopping Diana Kim. Which is why you will never stop or find Heth... Diana Kim won't allow it.


Perhaps Heth is Diana Kim cross dressing?
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#31 - 2013-08-30 06:02:12 UTC
I'm not sure why people keep picking on Kim with cheap and unnecessary shots...

Sure, when she makes a poor point and you desire to prove her wrong, that is all well and fine, but to try to make yourself look clever by harassing her only makes you look like a....

...ah sh*t, what's the word?...one of those mythical creatures...

Oh yes! A troll.

Grow up.

-Eran
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