Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Remember that time you were flying around in your ridiculously awesome laser-fit Thorax and you exploded when you tried to aggress that Drake that totally wasn't bait?

-But Eli, you don't fit lasers on a Thorax!
-Not with that attitude!

If the above sounded like a completely terrible, just plain stupid idea, and you decide you want to go and do it anyway, then WE WANT YOU!

There's only ONE thing that matters in EVE: Having fun. The Milkmen is currently recruiting people whose goal is exactly that.

The Milkmen is a close-knit corporation that participates in a pretty wide variety of activities. Anything from extensive Planetary Interaction chains, to mining (yes, some null-sec guys do this on occasion), to throwing our bodies at an enemy until we get them down to 90% shield without a single kill.

And of course, when your ship is destroyed, the only thing left to do in your pod is RAMMING SPEED!

As a member of TEST, we have a fun time with a wide-range of active fleets to join around the clock every day, tons of interest groups for anything from learning to bomb and do recon/scout work, to building critical alliance components (ships, ammo, etc), importing and selling goods, and even social groups for making internet spaceship friends. Pants not required.

We don't have many requirements, but the few we do are non-negotiable:

*Must be willing to hangout/idle in jabber. We are a corporation that thrives on being social; if you're not interested, look elsewhere.

*Full API's for background checks.

*Must be 16+. No more spiritkill's allowed. If you are insanely mature and under that requirement, PM me and we'll see what we can work out.

*Drinking while on fleets is a must! (okay, we'll forgive you if you're under age or lactose intolerant or whatever).

*Need to be self-sufficient, or ambitious enough to learn how to be. Null-sec can be a rough place, luckily TEST alliance has a vast and deep resource pool for getting the old and bitter or the new and shobon acclimated to living out here.

*Wearing pants is NOT encouraged. Ever.

*We DO NOT have an SP requirement. However, you MUST be out of your trial; if you're new to Eve, you've got a lot of ground to catch up on, and TEST is the perfect place to do it. If you're new to the game, we welcome you as well! There's a ton of resources where you can ask questions, learn how to properly fit your battle-badger, and to help get you pointed in the right direction for what you want to do.


What do you get from joining FYAD?

*Additional reimbursements ON TOP OF the already great alliance reimbursements - You can literally get paid to PvP.

*Fleets are NEVER mandatory, not for the corp, not for TEST. We want active people who are ready to participate on their own, not forced to.

*A very fun and large pool of people who are here to play Eve as a game, not a second job, and to make friends within.

*Despite being terrible we've also got some fairly experienced pilots - quite a few of our guys own or have owned supercaps, and can tell you about anything from subcap and up. Some even have a few venerated "not quite awful" ship fits! I once saw a Thorax fit that used blasters! BLASTERS!

*An active and fun environment, inside and outside Eve Online (we dabble in minecraft, League of Legends, DotA2, etc)

*Gigantic swathe of space to pvp, pve, or industry yourself crazy

*Many pilot-supportive programs, such as reimbursements, fc training, etc

*TEST Services including Mumble, Jabber, Wiki, Forums, etc.

If you're interested in The Milkmen [FYAD], please contact one of the following:

HR Contacts:
Decafon Merlosh
Tommy Spacegun
Eli Nguyen

HR Director:
Decafon Merlosh

We also have a public channel you can idle in or ask general questions:
Milkmen


All of the above mentioned can answer any and all questions you have about the corporation. Each one is listed as an official recruiter in our corporation description.

But seriously tho, no pants.