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From carebear to pirate in under 3 months.

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Real Zebra
South Lords
#1 - 2013-08-10 16:46:37 UTC
How does this happen? I'll tell you.

I'm brand new to EVE. I've always known about EVE, but only recently downloaded and subbed. I became a miner, as one does. I joined a mining corp, and went out on ops. I hated it. It was boring and mundane. So I started to look into manufacturing. This took a bit of reading and understanding, and I was not able to grasp the concept of profitable production.

So here I was at a stand still. Two months into EVE. I began to fly around every bit of space while logged in. All empire space. HighSec to NullSec. Lost a ton of rookie ships and empty pods. Then it dawned on me. I'm in a spaceship. I want to shoot other space ships.

I took this idea to my small corps mining op that was next on schedule. Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded. It was a rush. The amount of capped locked text that flew at me, the amount of rage I had caused. It stirred something up in me. I was removed from the corp and have sense exiled myself into lowsec space. Here I am losing more ships then I destroy. But I feel a sense of purpose.

**** HighSec. **** mining. **** industry. I'm a 3 month old EVE player, and I've got another ten years to **** everyone off.

o7
Dave Stark
#2 - 2013-08-10 16:47:39 UTC
how does it happen? spend time with solstice project.
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-10 16:51:01 UTC
OP your face looks like a dead waterlogged baby thats died by drowning. Well done sir!

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-08-10 16:53:27 UTC  |  Edited by: ElQuirko
That Seems Legit wrote:
OP your face looks like a dead waterlogged baby thats died by drowning. Well done sir!


OH MY GOD LIKE YOU CAN TALK WTF?????????!!!!

Dodixie > Hek
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-08-10 16:57:23 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
That Seems Legit wrote:
OP your face looks like a dead waterlogged baby thats died by drowning. Well done sir!


OH MY GOD LIKE YOU CAN TALK WTF?????????!!!!

I was congratulating him on a job well done. So yes, I can talk. You missed that I think ;)

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#6 - 2013-08-10 17:12:20 UTC
Took me less then 3 minutes...


...amateur

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SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-08-10 17:18:56 UTC
I don't understand, why would you get concord after you when you're killing corpies?

I disagree
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#8 - 2013-08-10 17:20:29 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.

Also...current game mechanics makes this impossible as attacking Corp mates DO NOT SPAWN CONCORDE as it's completely legal!

You sir are ******* stupid!

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Holgrak Blacksmith
Prophets of Motav
#9 - 2013-08-10 17:26:05 UTC
SKINE DMZ wrote:
I don't understand, why would you get concord after you when you're killing corpies?


Grammar not so good, but this.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-08-10 17:27:03 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ..............................
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-08-10 17:27:38 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
how does it happen? spend time with solstice project.
:D :D
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#12 - 2013-08-10 17:38:10 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Real Zebra wrote:
Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.

Also...current game mechanics makes this impossible as attacking Corp mates DO NOT SPAWN CONCORDE as it's completely legal!

You sir are ******* stupid!


sometimes people in npc corps organize stuff.

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SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-08-10 17:38:53 UTC
Holgrak Blacksmith wrote:
SKINE DMZ wrote:
I don't understand, why would you get concord after you when you're killing corpies?


Grammar not so good, but this.

I try my best Holgrak Sad, I hope to impress you in the future with my newly learned skills.

I disagree
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2013-08-10 17:40:02 UTC
SKINE DMZ wrote:
I don't understand, why would you get concord after you when you're killing corpies?

Enquiring minds want to know, killing corpies doesn't attract Concord.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-08-10 17:40:16 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#16 - 2013-08-10 17:47:04 UTC
psyop
(also known as troll)

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-08-10 17:54:23 UTC
Killmails or it didn't happen.
Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-08-10 18:01:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugalbandak
Soon those jokes are over.

My friend hairy forever haz a plan to block fleet locking , im pretty sure he gonna put a corp member system in too

Also , chribba chribba chribba , is your twitter acount still alive?

edit: mmh if you got already concorded then i geuss hairy forever system already implied , ccp bastards pls put up some pacth notes

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#19 - 2013-08-10 18:15:38 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Real Zebra wrote:
Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.

Also...current game mechanics makes this impossible as attacking Corp mates DO NOT SPAWN CONCORDE as it's completely legal!

You sir are ******* stupid!

sometimes people in npc corps organize stuff.

I note that the OP is in an NPC corp.

Though who thinks of NPC corp "mates" as "corpmates".

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Cyber SGB
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-08-10 19:01:41 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Real Zebra wrote:
Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.

Also...current game mechanics makes this impossible as attacking Corp mates DO NOT SPAWN CONCORDE as it's completely legal!

You sir are ******* stupid!

sometimes people in npc corps organize stuff.

I note that the OP is in an NPC corp.

Though who thinks of NPC corp "mates" as "corpmates".


Though he claimed to have been removed from the corp shortly after the incident.

I think this may be a stealth "nerf NPC corp" thread.

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