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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#21 - 2013-08-08 15:31:19 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
CCP needs to support individuals who want to go big

I'm thinking of a nukebomb at the price of 1 billion

100.000 HP damager on a 40k radius



I want an individual nuker too .


Costs 100 B but you can nuke one individual into biomass with it and i got just the guy in mind i want to try it on ... can you guess who harry ?





Come on , just one try ...


I was suggesting the "Azerothonian Death Beam" a while back in F&I, a weapon that would delete your eve account and start a new WoW account for you immediately after.
But you guys didn't like the idea :(

That sounds like an awesome idea!

Maybe use it as a gag weapon if anything!

...
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#22 - 2013-08-08 15:31:52 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
CCP needs to support individuals who want to go big

I'm thinking of a nukebomb at the price of 1 billion

100.000 HP damager on a 40k radius



I want an individual nuker too .


Costs 100 B but you can nuke one individual into biomass with it and i got just the guy in mind i want to try it on ... can you guess who harry ?





Come on , just one try ...


I was suggesting the "Azerothonian Death Beam" a while back in F&I, a weapon that would delete your eve account and start a new WoW account for you immediately after.
But you guys didn't like the idea :(
The WoW account was a bit too much. Biomass? Sure. But WoW...? That's just evil.
flakeys
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-08-08 15:31:53 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
CCP needs to support individuals who want to go big

I'm thinking of a nukebomb at the price of 1 billion

100.000 HP damager on a 40k radius



I want an individual nuker too .


Costs 100 B but you can nuke one individual into biomass with it and i got just the guy in mind i want to try it on ... can you guess who harry ?





Come on , just one try ...


I was suggesting the "Azerothonian Death Beam" a while back in F&I, a weapon that would delete your eve account and start a new WoW account for you immediately after.
But you guys didn't like the idea :(



OK STOP IT , you can take a joke too far ....

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#24 - 2013-08-08 15:32:59 UTC
ccp i have failed miserably at relevance with a group, as nobody will follow me because i am a lunatic spouting retread ideas that have failed over and over again

i have failed miserably solo because im really bad at this game

please give me a cheat code tia that i have not at all thought through and have not at all thought about what the goonies would do with it
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#25 - 2013-08-08 15:36:55 UTC
EvilweaselSA wrote:
ccp i have failed miserably at relevance with a group, as nobody will follow me because i am a lunatic spouting retread ideas that have failed over and over again

i have failed miserably solo because im really bad at this game

please give me a cheat code tia that i have not at all thought through and have not at all thought about what the goonies would do with it

The first step to recovery to admitting you have a problem.

Its good to see you took the first 2 steps by admitting that you have a problem and joined a swarm!

...
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-08-08 15:39:49 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
William Walker wrote:
The Tsar bomba had a yield of 50 to 58 megatons of TNT. It was originally constructed to have 100 megatons of TNT. That would have had an estimated destruction radius of 35km.

We already have bombs and they inflict enough damage to small targets and have a radius of 15km. The scale of EVE ships is large already, and creating "mega-bombs" or bombs already bigger than the ones we have now would be an imbalance.

CCP is not here to empower your crusade against nullsec, King Harry Forever of Highsec, first of his name, lord protector of the 4 realms, leader of the anti-nullsec crusade.


by the way, the game is already out of balance, what makes it out of balances are those big alliances especially the CFC, you can not fight them anymore with groups and conventional mesures

they suck up all of the playerbase and assimilate them into those mindless creatures, compareable to the Borg in Star Trek they are against individualism and therefore need to be fought by individuals

thats why we need terror weapons with devastating impact


Malcanis' first law.

It's always the older, richer and more experienced players who profit most from any changes that were implemented to help newbies.

Even if these weapons were included into the game, exactly like you envision them- the CFC could use them as well, and would do so to a devastating effect.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#27 - 2013-08-08 15:40:23 UTC
HEAVY bomb launcher -only can be fitted to black ops (holy ****, a use for the BLOPS besides covert titan!)
T1 bombs specialized for capital engagements
100,000 DMG
High sig resolution, max damage on carriers dreads
T2 bombs specialized for SUPER capital engagements
150,000 DMG
Extremely high sig resolution, max damage of Supers
99% resists on its own damage type
Smaller damage radius due to stationary targets, maybe 10km radius

a man can dream...
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2013-08-08 15:44:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Another quality thread.

Of course nobody except the lone solo guy could use and afford this
and not the individuals of large alliances who have trillions of isk...

Forum warriors............
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-08-08 15:48:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Solstice Project wrote:
Another quality thread.

Of course nobody except the lone solo guy could use and afford this
and not the individuals of large alliances who have trillions of isk...

Forum warriors............


wait...I think you are up to something here...

what..listen to me...

what about.....

listen, guys!

What about a weapon that increases damage--- hear me, guys!

--What about a weapon that increases damage in relation to your post count on the forums?

awesome, eh?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#30 - 2013-08-08 15:49:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
William Walker wrote:
The Tsar bomba had a yield of 50 to 58 megatons of TNT. It was originally constructed to have 100 megatons of TNT. That would have had an estimated destruction radius of 35km.

We already have bombs and they inflict enough damage to small targets and have a radius of 15km. The scale of EVE ships is large already, and creating "mega-bombs" or bombs already bigger than the ones we have now would be an imbalance.

CCP is not here to empower your crusade against nullsec, King Harry Forever of Highsec, first of his name, lord protector of the 4 realms, leader of the anti-nullsec crusade.


by the way, the game is already out of balance, what makes it out of balances are those big alliances especially the CFC, you can not fight them anymore with groups and conventional mesures

they suck up all of the playerbase and assimilate them into those mindless creatures, compareable to the Borg in Star Trek they are against individualism and therefore need to be fought by individuals

thats why we need terror weapons with devastating impact


Malcanis' first law.

It's always the older, richer and more experienced players who profit most from any changes that were implemented to help newbies.

Even if these weapons were included into the game, exactly like you envision them- the CFC could use them as well, and would do so to a devastating effect.


you did read it but you don't get it, they could not use the weapon against an individual like me, I'm the enemy here, its pointless and irrelevant if they have it, its your big fleet thinking where you guys continuosly get stuck... like I said, they sucked out your personality already, you are the swarm... but with that bomb I will bring freedome to you again... trust me

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#31 - 2013-08-08 15:53:25 UTC
yes, goonswarm would never ever waste isk to hilariously wreck your day we're just not that kind of people
EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#32 - 2013-08-08 15:54:41 UTC
if ccp implemented this idea within five days harry forever would be posting up a storm demanding that nobody in a corp over three people be allowed to use it

if they implemented that idea he would then be posting up a storm to ban the evil goonies from using three-man altcorps that were given blue standings within five days
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#33 - 2013-08-08 15:55:02 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
William Walker wrote:
The Tsar bomba had a yield of 50 to 58 megatons of TNT. It was originally constructed to have 100 megatons of TNT. That would have had an estimated destruction radius of 35km.

We already have bombs and they inflict enough damage to small targets and have a radius of 15km. The scale of EVE ships is large already, and creating "mega-bombs" or bombs already bigger than the ones we have now would be an imbalance.

CCP is not here to empower your crusade against nullsec, King Harry Forever of Highsec, first of his name, lord protector of the 4 realms, leader of the anti-nullsec crusade.


by the way, the game is already out of balance, what makes it out of balances are those big alliances especially the CFC, you can not fight them anymore with groups and conventional mesures

they suck up all of the playerbase and assimilate them into those mindless creatures, compareable to the Borg in Star Trek they are against individualism and therefore need to be fought by individuals

thats why we need terror weapons with devastating impact


Malcanis' first law.

It's always the older, richer and more experienced players who profit most from any changes that were implemented to help newbies.

Even if these weapons were included into the game, exactly like you envision them- the CFC could use them as well, and would do so to a devastating effect.


you did read it but you don't get it, they could not use the weapon against an individual like me, its pointless and irrelevant if they have it, its your big fleet thinking where you guys continuosly get stuck... like I said, they sucked out your personality already, you are the swarm... but with that bomb I will bring freedome to you again... trust me


Why would his fleet have to worry about a NEW bomb when a wave of current bombs could decimate the fleet?
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-08-08 15:56:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Harry Forever wrote:

you don't get it, they would not use the weapon against an individual like me, its pointless and irrelevant if they have it, its your big fleet thinking where you guys continuosly get stuck... like I said, they sucked out your personality already, you are the swarm... but with that bomb I will bring freedome to you again... trust me


Zimmy Zeta: Corporation Dreddit [B0RT] from 2013.06.23 04:33 to this day

Never ceases to amaze me how I turned from "worthless pubbie carebear" to "mindless Goon (!!!) drone and nullsec zealot" within a single month.

hugs and kisses, ♥

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#35 - 2013-08-08 16:01:41 UTC
Came expecting another bad idea. Left happy. Cool

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Seetesh
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-08-08 16:03:38 UTC
Nukes in space ? Seriously, you realise they are pretty useless in a space environment and only work planet side.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#37 - 2013-08-08 16:04:01 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
William Walker wrote:
The Tsar bomba had a yield of 50 to 58 megatons of TNT. It was originally constructed to have 100 megatons of TNT. That would have had an estimated destruction radius of 35km.

We already have bombs and they inflict enough damage to small targets and have a radius of 15km. The scale of EVE ships is large already, and creating "mega-bombs" or bombs already bigger than the ones we have now would be an imbalance.

CCP is not here to empower your crusade against nullsec, King Harry Forever of Highsec, first of his name, lord protector of the 4 realms, leader of the anti-nullsec crusade.


by the way, the game is already out of balance, what makes it out of balances are those big alliances especially the CFC, you can not fight them anymore with groups and conventional mesures

they suck up all of the playerbase and assimilate them into those mindless creatures, compareable to the Borg in Star Trek they are against individualism and therefore need to be fought by individuals

thats why we need terror weapons with devastating impact


Malcanis' first law.

It's always the older, richer and more experienced players who profit most from any changes that were implemented to help newbies.

Even if these weapons were included into the game, exactly like you envision them- the CFC could use them as well, and would do so to a devastating effect.


you did read it but you don't get it, they could not use the weapon against an individual like me, I'm the enemy here, its pointless and irrelevant if they have it, its your big fleet thinking where you guys continuosly get stuck... like I said, they sucked out your personality already, you are the swarm... but with that bomb I will bring freedome to you again... trust me

From this point forward, I'm convinced that you're a blabbling ******** who's only way they could have even the slightest chance of success in EVE is to biomass themself.

I do hope...for the sake of our species... you NEVER reproduce! (We don't need another George Bush!)

...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#38 - 2013-08-08 16:06:32 UTC
Wasn't there a small squad capable nuclear bomb developed during the cold war? I cant seem to find the video I watched on it... but it had a launch range of something like just under a half mile...but an explosion range higher than its launch range... so pretty much any squad who used it would kill themselves..

That's pretty much how I see any "mini nuke' being in this game.

Plus, I already see too many people MWDing into their own bomb as it is.... so...

No.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vrenth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-08-08 16:07:28 UTC
This sounds an awful lot like a bomb.

You see, if you compare the blast radius of that bomb to THIS you will notice that the existing bomb launched by stealth bombers is pretty much more powerful than an atom bomb.

Stealth bombers already nuke stuff, and are quite effecting at destroying entire fleets already.
Voidrayne
Perkone
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-08-08 16:10:44 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
CCP needs to support individuals who want to go big

I'm thinking of a nukebomb at the price of 1 billion

100.000 HP damager on a 40k radius

We have mini-nukes. In a number of differnt forms. What you're asking for is a Maxi-nuke! Shocked

Relevant.


Is that like. A nuclear warhead filled with Maxi pads?