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Fast Food Generation hits hard in EvE

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#241 - 2013-08-07 19:10:30 UTC
Joepopo wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
look at this **** :D thats how a thread should look like :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/365164059022225408/photo/1

Denial is strong with this one.


I'm sure he reads our posts regardless.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#242 - 2013-08-07 19:31:24 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joepopo wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
look at this **** :D thats how a thread should look like :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/365164059022225408/photo/1

Denial is strong with this one.


I'm sure he reads our posts regardless.

He's replied to more than one he has blocked out there.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#243 - 2013-08-07 19:34:02 UTC
EvilweaselSA wrote:
i really gotta hand it to test it seems them fleeting him and ganking him broke his brain




Nope because I'm sure they'd recruit him, he would finally find dudes who understand him, seem test is full of these.
My patience got to the end with this guy and listed on the right page.
/doublefacepalm is the only thing I have left after reading these last posts.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#244 - 2013-08-07 19:36:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joepopo wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
look at this **** :D thats how a thread should look like :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/365164059022225408/photo/1

Denial is strong with this one.


I'm sure he reads our posts regardless.

He's replied to more than one he has blocked out there.


Its completly random, you all like to play lotto in this game, just wanted to add some simular content

jackpot if you get my attention, its a one out of ten chance at the moment... please get your next ticket
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#245 - 2013-08-07 21:07:52 UTC
Quote:
First you get rid of the ridiculous WoW style portals (titans). If you don't like a harsh universe where you're at risk from travelling you shouldn't have signed up to EvE. I'm close to 100 jumps round trip in enemy 0.0, I want to be out there, I don't even have stations to rearm in, or refit, or repair. I have a buddy in a Buzzard with a small rep on that has to sit there for an hour repping my Prot when it gets too damaged. Why is so hard for people to travel a few jumps in sov territory with stations and friends everywhere?


Lol, calling it WoW style has no bearing on it, it's just your attempt to rally support for a bad idea. Secondly, it's probably because your Proteus, oh, I don't know, can align and warp to a point about twenty times (it's probably higher, titans have pretty absurd travel times) faster than a titan can?

It's almost like CCP made it next to impossible for them to conventionally travel as a limiting factor to their enormous power. Wait, no, it's exactly like that.

You have to go 100 trips (which, btw, is pretty funny considering you said it was about 70 last time. Hyperbole is awesome, huh?) because you have no friends to back you up, and you have no docking rights anywhere. That is your fault. Basically, you are arguing for a limiting feature because you are doing it all wrong.

Quote:
Titans and insta travel provides an entity with the ability to project its force arbitrarily across the map. This makes it too easy to drop a few sov markers anywhere one likes and if some start up wants to claim a bit of space smash them and be back before dinner.


That's exactly what it's for. I don't suppose it came into your mind that a small force shouldn't be able to just arbitrarily claim sov against a larger one without the force to back it up? Oh, and hell, despite this "arbitrary" force projection, turns out most large sov holdings are contiguous anyway.

Quote:
Then there's fail-sec logistics, you don't need them. No need to cart goods to high sec, just jump in your jump freighter, straight to Mai and a couple of jumps to Amarr, jump back from the station undock.


Once again, that is precisely what those are for. I guess for the sake of the nubs and the "start ups" we need to just hamstring good players and smart decisions, is that what you're saying?

That's really the crux of it. Mostly, all I hear from your posts are complaints that stupidity is underpowered.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Ryan Starpuncher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#246 - 2013-08-07 21:38:08 UTC
I know what you mean, man! Too much time is wasted with these petty political cockfights. We're constantly blowing each other up while the real threat patiently waits for us to thin the herd before they reap the harvest! And you know who I'm talking about, you all do. You see them every day and you don't even realize it...

... It's the stars man...THE STARS! We're just giving them a show! And once we've exhausted our use as entertainers, they'll gobble us up like popcorn chicken!

No more! No more pissing contests while we wait for the death of the universe! We need to rise up! It's time for us to band together as a species and PUNCH THOSE STARS IN THEIR ******* THROATS! WHO'S WITH ME!?
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#247 - 2013-08-07 21:45:45 UTC
Ryan Starpuncher wrote:
I know what you mean, man! Too much time is wasted with these petty political cockfights. We're constantly blowing each other up while the real threat patiently waits for us to thin the herd before they reap the harvest! And you know who I'm talking about, you all do. You see them every day and you don't even realize it...

... It's the stars man...THE STARS! We're just giving them a show! And once we've exhausted our use as entertainers, they'll gobble us up like popcorn chicken!

No more! No more pissing contests while we wait for the death of the universe! We need to rise up! It's time for us to band together as a species and PUNCH THOSE STARS IN THEIR ******* THROATS! WHO'S WITH ME!?


hahaha :D
Mathicluanna
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#248 - 2013-08-07 22:39:45 UTC
Sometimes I like to eavesdrop on a conversation between two people I don't know then complain their conversation is boring and demand they change the topic to be more interesting to me so I can totally see where the OP is coming from here.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#249 - 2013-08-07 23:45:47 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joepopo wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
look at this **** :D thats how a thread should look like :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/365164059022225408/photo/1

Denial is strong with this one.


I'm sure he reads our posts regardless.

He's replied to more than one he has blocked out there.

Caught.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#250 - 2013-08-08 00:33:02 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Diesel47 wrote:
Blobs are bad I agree.



MMOS are games for players liking to play with others, for solo guys for whatever reason liking to play solo they can also play sudoku or other solo games like shooting ducks etc.

You guys come to an MMO complaining players play together and complaining about their numbers.

Don't you see the silly thing in this reasoning?


Of course they don't. Most of the "blob-hate" is just people trying to find some way to feel superior over other people. In this case it's the "leet" PVPrs looking down on the "mindless F1 button pushers"....as if imaginary space ship prowess proves something about someone lol.

It never works that way in reverse. You never see Fleet fight enthusiasts screaming "look at those small gang nubs, fighting in their groups of 3 to 13 like some kind of unclean barbarians!" over comms lol. This is because people who enjoy fleet fights are too busy watching the map change to worry about other PVPrs lol.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#251 - 2013-08-08 00:47:23 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
pre fitted ships, reimbursement, calling out target, F1 smashing

some big alliances have taken it too far, McGoonswarm vs. BurgerTest

sure its what kids want these days, but if some would dive into the game a bit more that would not hurt

we need more solo players who want to randomly team up with others, try new stuff

too many just want to be replaceable ants...


I encourage everybody to add some story and meaning to their gamplay

it feels like they just have a burger where we have sushi each day, its so sad Lol


Some people prefer burgers, and as a chef, I'm well aware of how creative one can get making a burger. Many people, like myself, find sushi bland and boring. Different strokes for different folks. Who are you to judge their personal taste?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#252 - 2013-08-08 01:30:31 UTC
Sushi is fast food surely though? and eating it every day? Man, that gets boring fast.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#253 - 2013-08-08 01:36:01 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
pre fitted ships, reimbursement, calling out target, F1 smashing

some big alliances have taken it too far, McGoonswarm vs. BurgerTest

sure its what kids want these days, but if some would dive into the game a bit more that would not hurt

we need more solo players who want to randomly team up with others, try new stuff

too many just want to be replaceable ants...


I encourage everybody to add some story and meaning to their gamplay

it feels like they just have a burger where we have sushi each day, its so sad Lol


Some people prefer burgers, and as a chef, I'm well aware of how creative one can get making a burger. Many people, like myself, find sushi bland and boring. Different strokes for different folks. Who are you to judge their personal taste?

Being a goon pet/alt is not an issue of personal taste.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#254 - 2013-08-08 03:39:52 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
TharOkha wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
we need more solo players who want to randomly team up with others, try new stuff


Have you ever heard about Bombers Bar?

C´mon dude, EVE is a sandbox and yes, 90% of fights are alliance blobs, baits, gatecamps or hotdrops. But solo play is not dead its just a little bit harder. Solo hunt in lowsec for example is PVP on hard mode in my eyes, very rare, but you have much more satisfaction if you find a target. Then you stalk it (cloaky ship is a must), analyze it if it could be a bait with cyno or just random solo player roaming the lowsec. And then you make a decision if to fight or not to fight. For me, this is much more interesting and more thrilling than just F1 tagged targets from FCs.

And if you want to roam with random ppl, try incursion community. in spare time they do lowsec roams occasionally, or as i mentioned above, try Bombers Bar. And i believe that there are many more "random fleets communities" out there.


blobs are fine, as long as they have some interesting stories to tell... but some here want to make COD out of EvE... that sucks

bombers bar is cool though, I'm a big fan


Most of the stories you are looking for are told on another website. Outside of a bit of trolling most of the big alliances don't really post here due to heavy handed moderation (Which ISD has only made worse). I have plenty of great stories from the fountain war, and I only joined "The Blob" once and that was for the last fight.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#255 - 2013-08-08 03:41:29 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Most of the stories you are looking for are told on another website. Outside of a bit of trolling most of the big alliances don't really post here due to heavy handed moderation (Which ISD has only made worse). I have plenty of great stories from the fountain war, and I only joined "The Blob" once and that was for the last fight.

He means kugu

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#256 - 2013-08-08 03:43:11 UTC
Alavaria you can be my posting wife. It's like a work wife only with posting ok?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#257 - 2013-08-08 03:48:51 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Alavaria you can be my posting wife. It's like a work wife only with posting ok?

W-what is this...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#258 - 2013-08-08 03:51:37 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Alavaria you can be my posting wife. It's like a work wife only with posting ok?

W-what is this...


Just a little gay stuff.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#259 - 2013-08-08 04:03:08 UTC
That doesn't belong in General Discussion.

Crime & Punishment Big smile

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#260 - 2013-08-08 07:49:52 UTC
The King of Highsec, ladies and gentlemen, Harry Forever
(he claims only other people call him that, but it's in his bio and he even has a song)

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