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New Order themed song
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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#1 - 2013-08-06 13:27:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Sabriz Adoudel
You know when you can't sleep and you come up with stupid ideas? This is one of those moments.

Tune: Pop Goes the Weasel


Round and round the asteroid
A botter or a whiner
A Catalyst lands on grid
POP goes the miner.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#2 - 2013-08-06 19:23:39 UTC
I am now hearing that in my head along with the tune from a Jack in a Box.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#3 - 2013-08-07 00:05:17 UTC
A themed song lyrics for new order should be easy. You just need to include the words "bump" along with phrase "killing poor pve fits from miners when they strike back" and there you go. Instant hit!

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Donovan Draknevov
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-08-07 01:30:38 UTC
Let's throw some class into this...

I am the very model of a New Order enforcer man,
I've information botter, liar, hi-sec miners and jetcans,
I know of Hisec's Savior, and I work to futher his intent
To rid Empire of those who would spiral the market 'to descent.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters diplomatical,
I understand that pilots can be at best quite impractical,
About the code and mining ores I'm teeming with a lot o' lists,
With many cheerful facts about my bumping styles in Catalysts.

For my tactics in a chair and desk are often thought as villainy
And many cry and whine, while still others petition CCP
But still, in All-Sec, botting should be held as quite a sham
And so I am a model of a New Order enforcer man!

(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)

Trust in the Rust
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#5 - 2013-08-07 07:46:23 UTC

Perhaps we can hire the same songwriter/singer that made this song for me:

https://soundcloud.com/lordjelloiii/trust-me

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#6 - 2013-08-07 07:52:36 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

Perhaps we can hire the same songwriter/singer that made this song for me:

https://soundcloud.com/lordjelloiii/trust-me



I'm actually lolling.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com