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Talent Contest *CANCELLED*
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Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1 - 2013-07-31 20:09:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Lasairiona Raske
*CANCELLED* Sorry, not enough interest.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#2 - 2013-07-31 20:44:27 UTC
Does being a super awesome clone soldier count?
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#3 - 2013-07-31 21:16:17 UTC
New Eden's Got Talent?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#4 - 2013-07-31 22:15:45 UTC
I may have to give this some thought...

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#5 - 2013-08-01 14:14:10 UTC
Denak Calamari wrote:
Does being a super awesome clone soldier count?


If you can perform some elaborate trick shooting, sure!

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Laria Raven
The Scope
#6 - 2013-08-01 16:17:59 UTC
I'm not convinced that "Designing snarky t-shirts" and "losing expensive ships" are demonstrable talents, unfortunately.

Fallen from grace. And as night comes, may flights of Angels visit your sleep... shoot your ships and steal all of your stuff.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#7 - 2013-08-01 21:09:28 UTC
The IGS never ceases to amaze me.
Repentence Tyrathlion
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#8 - 2013-08-01 21:28:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Repentence Tyrathlion
Evi Polevhia wrote:
The IGS never ceases to amaze me.


It's called 'having fun', toaster. There's more to life than endless drudgery for some faceless monstrosity.

...oh, wait, that's your entire existence. I knew there was a reason I hadn't chased up that Nation job offer.

Plus, y'know, the omnicidal quest to end humanity in favour of an infinite toybox for a deranged shell of a man who needs to learn how to die properly.

On a slightly less snarky note, I'll see what I can do about attending. Sounds like it could be good.
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#9 - 2013-08-01 22:27:55 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:
The IGS never ceases to amaze me.


If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Which pretty much qualifies for all toasters. I don't think they are capable of saying ANYTHING nice.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#10 - 2013-08-01 22:34:01 UTC
I am being lectured on polite discourse by someone using a derogatory term. My day is made. Please continue.
Cipher Deninard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-08-02 01:04:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Cipher Deninard
Evi Polevhia wrote:
I am being lectured on polite discourse by someone using a derogatory term. My day is made. Please continue.


Hey
People are well within their rights to have fun should they wish. It isn't like you're being forced to join in.
This sounds like a good idea in my opinion and I wouldn't mind attending. I'm not entirely sure what talent I could contribute with though...

However the judging sounds like fun, I wouldn't mind helping with that if you need more people.
Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
#12 - 2013-08-02 03:08:09 UTC
Cipher Deninard wrote:
Evi Polevhia wrote:
I am being lectured on polite discourse by someone using a derogatory term. My day is made. Please continue.


Hey
People are well within their rights to have fun should they wish. It isn't like you're being forced to join in.
This sounds like a good idea in my opinion and I wouldn't mind attending. I'm not entirely sure what talent I could contribute with though...

However the judging sounds like fun, I wouldn't mind helping with that if you need more people.


Motion to make fun compulsory? Good old fashioned fun for all!
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#13 - 2013-08-02 10:35:42 UTC
Cipher Deninard wrote:


Hey
People are well within their rights to have fun should they wish. It isn't like you're being forced to join in.
This sounds like a good idea in my opinion and I wouldn't mind attending. I'm not entirely sure what talent I could contribute with though...

However the judging sounds like fun, I wouldn't mind helping with that if you need more people.


Great! Send me a mail :)

As for Miss Priss there, sod off.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#14 - 2013-08-02 12:05:32 UTC
"And now if I may direct your eyes above the stage, The Amazing Okazon will -- for your delight and astonishment, live and unscripted -- hump an acceleration gate with her microwarpdrive turned on for like twenty minutes, locating hidden geometries unknown to mortal kind."

Seriously, though, I'll think of something better than that.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-08-02 13:45:46 UTC
Alas, my creative talent of which I am most proud is a slow one that won't really look good on stage. I think I'll attend as a spectator, though - this could be thoroughly amusing.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#16 - 2013-08-02 17:25:28 UTC
Same for me.

Of course the bigger factor is that I am the technician/engineer sort rather than the artist sort.
Arista Shahni
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-08-02 18:15:39 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Alas, my creative talent of which I am most proud is a slow one that won't really look good on stage. I think I'll attend as a spectator, though - this could be thoroughly amusing.


Do not be shy. You are quite good at jokes. That is not even sarcasm.

"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also.  And as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
Cipher Deninard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-08-02 22:28:30 UTC
Xindi Kraid wrote:
Same for me.

Of course the bigger factor is that I am the technician/engineer sort rather than the artist sort.


Well technicians and engineers both have plenty of talents they could exploit. Why not build something for display? Or astound us all with your mathematical abilities. Big smile
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#19 - 2013-08-05 19:16:41 UTC
Come on, folks! Enter! :-)

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-08-05 22:11:54 UTC
Arista Shahni wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
Alas, my creative talent of which I am most proud is a slow one that won't really look good on stage. I think I'll attend as a spectator, though - this could be thoroughly amusing.


Do not be shy. You are quite good at jokes. That is not even sarcasm.


Thank you. but there's a difference between telling a few good jokes, and being a stand-up comic. I'm not a stand-up comic.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
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