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Stroke causes man to orgasm when he hears James Bond theme music
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Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-07-31 14:46:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Complex Potential
This caused me to spit my lunch over my keyboard.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-07-31 15:11:19 UTC
Many neurological syndromes prove that god had a very sick sense of humor when he created the human brain.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2013-07-31 15:13:18 UTC
Whoa.

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Kairavi Mrithyakara
#4 - 2013-07-31 15:13:33 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2013-07-31 15:22:53 UTC
So Kandinsky had synethesia? That might explain why he liked to paint rhythm/music, like this and this.
Complex Potential
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#6 - 2013-07-31 15:46:55 UTC
I like one of the comments at the bottom:

"Has he bought the box set?" Lol
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#7 - 2013-07-31 16:34:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Sorry. I'm skeptical of this article and the one that links to the National Post.

There are no actual quotes from any of the doctors in either except for a brief "“It’s a pretty rich synesthesia that he has”

I can understand the condition bringing him 'into' the Beijing ceremony, but then a synesthesiac event within that to where he could feel the heat and humidity from the people ? I think that's too complex for any brain to do.

Both state where he is only the 2nd person in history to have this as the effect from a stroke, yet all sources I can find indicate that stroke is a common reason for synesthesia development.

Also, one can only have one form of synesthesia, and this individual is describing both color synesthsia AND sound synesthesia.



I'm just not buying it.




edit: print media is just desperate for sensational headlines anymore, and a desperate headline it is indeed.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2013-07-31 16:41:14 UTC
I guess it kind of makes you wonder....is that really the barrel of a gun you see James Bond through in the opening sequence... or..

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Complex Potential
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#9 - 2013-07-31 16:58:40 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:


edit: print media is just desperate for sensational headlines anymore, and a desperate headline it is indeed.

How dare you sully the good name of the Daily Mail! Their journalistic integrity is beyond reproach!
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#10 - 2013-07-31 17:09:02 UTC
I feel sorry that he had to have a stroke to join our little club. When I hear that music, visions of Roger Moore fill my mind, and truthfully, it's all over for me right there.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2013-07-31 17:37:51 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
I feel sorry that he had to have a stroke to join our little club. When I hear that music, visions of Roger Moore fill my mind, and truthfully, it's all over for me right there.



Its Sean Connery or GTFO.


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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#12 - 2013-07-31 17:37:57 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I guess it kind of makes you wonder....is that really the barrel of a gun you see James Bond through in the opening sequence... or..



Just wondering what you are implying is funny in itself, but I'm not completing the follow through on my own for once. What is your implied alternative (maybe I need moar coffee) ?

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#13 - 2013-07-31 17:40:04 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
I feel sorry that he had to have a stroke to join our little club. When I hear that music, visions of Roger Moore fill my mind, and truthfully, it's all over for me right there.


Oh, c'mon. Not George Lazenby or Timothy Dalton ??? Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-07-31 18:14:06 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
I feel sorry that he had to have a stroke to join our little club. When I hear that music, visions of Roger Moore fill my mind, and truthfully, it's all over for me right there.


Oh, c'mon. Not George Lazenby or Timothy Dalton ??? Lol


We do not speak their names here!

Nor Daniel Craig, im not a fan of his in bond. Hes a good actor but not a bond to me.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#15 - 2013-07-31 18:20:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Sean Connery is the quintessential Bond, I think that Daniel Craig is a good Bond for the 21st Century though.

Daily Fail... lol.

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#16 - 2013-08-01 12:20:26 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Many neurological syndromes prove that god had a very sick sense of humor when he created the human brain.


Or that it did not have a clue what it was doing Lol



‘I had the sensation of entering the TV, and entering the stadium and I was floating above the crowd. I could feel the heat and humidity coming off the people. I could feel it on my skin.'

Sounds like what happened to me when I tried some 'synthetic' maryjane. Unfortunately I entered a sci-fi horror flick ShockedUgh
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#17 - 2013-08-01 16:50:36 UTC
Complex Potential wrote:
I like one of the comments at the bottom:

"Has he bought the box set?" Lol


I have this compulsion to switch words and letters around sometimes, and so I couldn't help but notice:

box set = sex bot Oops


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Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#18 - 2013-08-01 18:18:41 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
I feel sorry that he had to have a stroke to join our little club. When I hear that music, visions of Roger Moore fill my mind, and truthfully, it's all over for me right there.


Oh, c'mon. Not George Lazenby or Timothy Dalton ??? Lol


I was right -><- there, and then you ruined it. Sad
voetius
Grundrisse
#19 - 2013-08-01 20:23:45 UTC

lol The Daily Mail, aka The Daily Hate, typical headline : gay taliban immigrant reveals all in miracle diet superfood pill Shocked
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#20 - 2013-08-02 14:21:33 UTC
Connery is the quintessential Bond, true. But the Roger Moore Bond films are my favorite. Especially the ones with Jaws. A little bit tongue-in-cheek, and lots of excitement, without having a lot of orange fireball explosions.
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