EVE General Discussion

One must climb the icey peaks in Iceland to see them in their natural habitat. Domesticated varieties can easily be found, however, in suburban areas of Reykjavík. Frequently, one can observe them in local pubs putting on fantastic displays to entice the local residents to give them free beer. As magnificent as these displays are, they pale in comparison to their wild counterparts in the mountainous terrain of Iceland.

Here they can be seen interacting with one another utilizing rudimentary tools to write lines of random code in order to attract the female of the species. While the male CCP dev is rare indeed, there are so few females of the species that their existence is mythic. Experts believe that while female CCP devs do exist, current populations are too large to be accounted for except through a form of asexual reproduction in front of a computer with access to internet p-r0n.

If you encounter an undomesticated CCP dev it is imperative that you remain absolutely calm and still. They have the propensity to charge and attack would be Eve players that make the mistake of running away. It is paramount that one always carry with them copious amounts liquor and peanuts when entering their habitat. While communication will be difficult, if not impossible, a form of trust can be established. The preferred method is to put a beer in one's hand, extending it towards them and slowly approaching while looking away from them. If the dev chooses to accept the beer only then can one safely make eye contact. Should the dev choose not to accept the beer one's only option to exit the situation with their self in tact is to quickly toss peanuts past them in order to create a distraction while running away in the opposite direction.

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