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[Aaaaand... IT'S GONE!] 5B bond (1B collateral) 10-13% interest monthly
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Forum Investor 001
#61 - 2013-08-16 13:39:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Forum Investor 001
alt frenchguy wrote:
day old and noob corp characters sounds legit 500m sent Roll


We were deployed to attend this matter only. Our existence is coeval and coterminal with this matter.
alt frenchguy
Doomheim
#62 - 2013-08-16 13:43:24 UTC
Forum Investor 001 wrote:
alt frenchguy wrote:
day old and noob corp characters sounds legit 500m sent Roll


We were deployed to attend this matter only. Our existence is coeval and coterminal with this matter.


big words yet you ever so cleverly revealed the purpose of this thread
arabella blood
Keyboard Jihad
#63 - 2013-08-16 14:56:07 UTC
alt frenchguy wrote:
Forum Investor 001 wrote:
alt frenchguy wrote:
day old and noob corp characters sounds legit 500m sent Roll


We were deployed to attend this matter only. Our existence is coeval and coterminal with this matter.


big words yet you ever so cleverly revealed the purpose of this thread


Like it wasn't clear already Blink

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Shizu Eisenkreuz
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2013-08-16 15:08:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Shizu Eisenkreuz
EDIT: to the french guy

So I'm not legit because I'm in a NPC corp?
Would take what? Two minutes to check my forum history?
No wait...maybe the OP created a two years backstory of alts to support his ambitious plan to get OMGFIVEBILLIONS.
Wasn't this supposed to be the 'smart boys' section of the forum?


To make it perfectly clear. I know this is far from a safe investment. And probably the other investors know it too, even without the incredibly smart warnings of you incredibly smart people.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#65 - 2013-08-16 15:21:12 UTC
Shizu Eisenkreuz wrote:
Wasn't this supposed to be the 'smart boys' section of the forum?

Big smile
arabella blood
Keyboard Jihad
#66 - 2013-08-16 15:36:49 UTC
Bad Bobby wrote:
Shizu Eisenkreuz wrote:
Wasn't this supposed to be the 'smart boys' section of the forum?

Big smile



No one informed me of this...did you get the memo??

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Forum Investor 001
#67 - 2013-08-16 15:56:42 UTC
alt frenchguy wrote:
big words yet you ever so cleverly revealed the purpose of this thread


The purpose of this thread lies with its originator. We were given discretion to find and secure an investment. Therein lies the purpose of our creation. The Executor looks forward to a satisfactory end of this matter and our purpose.
arabella blood
Keyboard Jihad
#68 - 2013-08-16 16:16:55 UTC  |  Edited by: arabella blood
Forum Investor 001 wrote:
alt frenchguy wrote:
big words yet you ever so cleverly revealed the purpose of this thread


The purpose of this thread lies with its originator. We were given discretion to find and secure an investment. Therein lies the purpose of our creation. The Executor looks forward to a satisfactory end of this matter and our purpose.


Is that some wierd linguistics fetish?

I guess its about you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s0LqZMsfTQ

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Admiral PizzaRoll
Krull Serenity
#69 - 2013-08-16 18:22:22 UTC
Kraillach wrote:
confirming 1bil sent, good luck!

Shizu Eisenkreuz wrote:
500M sent.

Forum Investor 001 wrote:
A transfer of (enter amount here) 500,000,000.00 ISK has been made to your account.

We await confirmation of receipt and wish you luck in your commercial venture.

Confirming that I have received all three. Thanks guys.

Well I think I found a nice opportunity to make some quick and easy profit. I'm going to do that this afternoon. Wish me luck.

This evening I will be leaving for the weekend, and then I will be back Sunday afternoon. I think on Sunday the first couple investors should hit 30 days, and I will start paying out.
Admiral PizzaRoll
Krull Serenity
#70 - 2013-08-16 18:51:49 UTC
Admiral PizzaRoll wrote:

Well I think I found a nice opportunity to make some quick and easy profit. I'm going to do that this afternoon. Wish me luck.

Well, my idea didn't quite work as well as I had planned. It seemed like a good idea on paper, but I guess luck wasn't on my side today. What I'm trying to say is that I just lost all of my money on Somer Blink. I was so sure my luck would turn around if I just kept playing after I lost the first two bill. Oh well, live and learn.

Sorry guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg
Admiral PizzaRoll
Krull Serenity
#71 - 2013-08-16 18:52:30 UTC
I feel really terrible about this. I've learned my lesson though, and this will not happen again. I'll try and find a way to pay you guys back.

Is there anyone willing to loan me 2b so I can do some trading to make these guys their money back? I just lost everything so I can't collateralize it, but I am really desperate so I am willing to bump the interest up to 1000%. PLEASE help me out.

Thanks.
arabella blood
Keyboard Jihad
#72 - 2013-08-16 19:06:10 UTC
Im so hoping this is not a joke...plsplsplsplspls...

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Careby
#73 - 2013-08-16 19:27:43 UTC
Admiral PizzaRoll wrote:
...Is there anyone willing to loan me 2b so I can do some trading to make these guys their money back? I just lost everything so I can't collateralize it, but I am really desperate so I am willing to bump the interest up to 1000%. PLEASE help me out.

Thanks.

Normally I am skeptical of such offerings, but 1000%? That's too good to pass up.
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#74 - 2013-08-16 19:29:11 UTC
Admiral PizzaRoll wrote:
I feel really terrible about this. I've learned my lesson though, and this will not happen again. I'll try and find a way to pay you guys back.

I'm sure Erotica 1 can set something up for you if you manage to raise the extra 2b.

.
arabella blood
Keyboard Jihad
#75 - 2013-08-16 19:34:49 UTC
Careby wrote:
Admiral PizzaRoll wrote:
...Is there anyone willing to loan me 2b so I can do some trading to make these guys their money back? I just lost everything so I can't collateralize it, but I am really desperate so I am willing to bump the interest up to 1000%. PLEASE help me out.

Thanks.

Normally I am skeptical of such offerings, but 1000%? That's too good to pass up.


I can offer more..send me any amount and get 10000% back...RollRoll

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flakeys
Doomheim
#76 - 2013-08-16 19:38:46 UTC
Bad Bobby wrote:
Shizu Eisenkreuz wrote:
Wasn't this supposed to be the 'smart boys' section of the forum?

Big smile



Emphasis on WAS ? Lol




PUT MD BACK DOWN BELOW THE FORUMS ... VOTE NOW .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2013-08-16 19:43:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
flakeys wrote:
PUT MD BACK DOWN BELOW THE FORUMS ... VOTE NOW .

they already did that two years ago, grandpa.

.
flakeys
Doomheim
#78 - 2013-08-16 20:05:37 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:
flakeys wrote:
PUT MD BACK DOWN BELOW THE FORUMS ... VOTE NOW .

they already did that two years ago, grandpa.



SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA ?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Careby
#79 - 2013-08-16 21:02:28 UTC
arabella blood wrote:
I can offer more..send me any amount and get 10000% back...RollRoll

ISK sent. Hurry please.
arabella blood
Keyboard Jihad
#80 - 2013-08-16 21:17:35 UTC
Careby wrote:
arabella blood wrote:
I can offer more..send me any amount and get 10000% back...RollRoll

ISK sent. Hurry please.




Confirming. isk recieved.

Aaand its gone...invested in Erotica1 to double it...

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