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Victory Tally Vs the New Order
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Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-07-17 22:12:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Starkiller Lothlorien
Decided to take stock of all victories against the New Order.

New Order not belong single Corp, dodge about like ferrets in bag. Difficult target, clever tactic.

Tsun Tsu learn like Matlock. Copy. I stay in noob corp, mine with gay abandon, keep eye on the prize, record ganks by New Order.
Take steps to achieve victory in pvp encounters with agents, wannabes, knights etc.

Tank it up, spa. Use jump clone, no implants. D-Scan like Janus, finger on the button ready to scarper.

Full load, warp to station, unload, I win!

Ramp it up, veld and etc boring, profits low. Go for losec, higher ISK, worth the risk.

So here we are. Small start, all good so far. First report first 2 weeks. Incl.

Week 2
New Order ganks: zero ISK shiplosses
Ore sold: 38.7m ISK

Keep calm and Carry On Mining.

Running Total:
New Order ganks: zero ISK shiplosses
Ore sold: 186.4m ISK

Edit: losec ninja mining trips unfair to New Order who only gank in hisec. Losec profits removed from totals to not be cheater.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#2 - 2013-07-17 22:17:55 UTC
Sorry, but this is the English speaking forum.

Mr Epeen Cool
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-07-17 22:22:54 UTC
Quote:
Tank it up, spa. Use jump clone, no implants. D-Scan like Janus, finger on the button ready to scarper.

Full load, warp to station, unload, I win!

Ramp it up, veld and etc boring, profits low. Go for losec, higher ISK, worth the risk.

You say you're at the keyboard and mining in lowsec?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-07-17 22:24:57 UTC
I feel like im only getting every other word.

Try moving to an area with better reception and post again.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Scarlett LaBlanc
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-07-17 22:26:47 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Sorry, but this is the English speaking forum.

Mr Epeen Cool


English or not, was the most enjoyable thing I have read on this forum today.
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#6 - 2013-07-17 23:47:37 UTC
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
Decided to take stock of all victories against the New Order.

New Order not belong single Corp, dodge about like ferrets in bag. Difficult target, clever tactic.

Tsun Tsu learn like Matlock. Copy. I stay in noob corp, mine with gay abandon, keep eye on the prize, record ganks by New Order.
Take steps to achieve victory in pvp encounters with agents, wannabes, knights etc.

Tank it up, spa. Use jump clone, no implants. D-Scan like Janus, finger on the button ready to scarper.

Full load, warp to station, unload, I win!

Ramp it up, veld and etc boring, profits low. Go for losec, higher ISK, worth the risk.

So here we are. Small start, all good so far. First report first 2 weeks. Incl.

Week 2
New Order ganks: zero ISK shiplosses
Ore sold: 38.7m ISK

Keep calm and Carry On Mining.


38m isk in a week? Whoa boy, slow down. You might break the economy! Your wallet might reach the limits of what a long can store!
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#7 - 2013-07-18 01:12:45 UTC
I have a firm policy against shooting newbro miners in a 1.0 system brother. No wonder your take is so small. Those asteroids in Emrayur must be tiny!

You just keep doing what you're doing and when you get serious about this drop me a line.

Permits you can afford per your current haul: 3
Permits you should purchase: 1
Permits I hope you buy: 0

o7

Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#8 - 2013-07-18 01:31:10 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel like im only getting every other word.

Try moving to an area with better reception and post again.

Try reading it drunk. Sort of reads like poetry.
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#9 - 2013-07-18 01:33:34 UTC
John E Normus wrote:
I have a firm policy against shooting newbro miners in a 1.0 system brother. No wonder your take is so small. Those asteroids in Emrayur must be tiny!

You just keep doing what you're doing and when you get serious about this drop me a line.

Permits you can afford per your current haul: 3
Permits you should purchase: 1
Permits I hope you buy: 0

o7

Armor and a DC cost less than a permit

Besides, watching a failed NO gank...priceless.
Tiberius Mal
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-07-18 01:47:44 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
Quote:
Tank it up, spa. Use jump clone, no implants. D-Scan like Janus, finger on the button ready to scarper.

Full load, warp to station, unload, I win!

Ramp it up, veld and etc boring, profits low. Go for losec, higher ISK, worth the risk.

You say you're at the keyboard and mining in lowsec?



interesting...
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-07-18 03:26:36 UTC  |  Edited by: ACE McFACE
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
I stay in noob corp, mine with gay abandon, keep eye on the prize

I lost it at this part.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Evangelina Nolen
Sama Guild
#12 - 2013-07-18 03:52:55 UTC
Highsec islands.

Funny thing tho, the locals are somewhat eccentric and may try to violence your boats.
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#13 - 2013-07-18 04:27:35 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Sorry, but this is SUPPOSED TO BE the English speaking forum.

Mr Epeen Cool


FIFY

Because most people's responses here barely qualify as any language.
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-07-18 04:32:28 UTC
TheGunslinger42 wrote:
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
Decided to take stock of all victories against the New Order.

New Order not belong single Corp, dodge about like ferrets in bag. Difficult target, clever tactic.

Tsun Tsu learn like Matlock. Copy. I stay in noob corp, mine with gay abandon, keep eye on the prize, record ganks by New Order.
Take steps to achieve victory in pvp encounters with agents, wannabes, knights etc.

Tank it up, spa. Use jump clone, no implants. D-Scan like Janus, finger on the button ready to scarper.

Full load, warp to station, unload, I win!

Ramp it up, veld and etc boring, profits low. Go for losec, higher ISK, worth the risk.

So here we are. Small start, all good so far. First report first 2 weeks. Incl.

Week 2
New Order ganks: zero ISK shiplosses
Ore sold: 38.7m ISK

Keep calm and Carry On Mining.


38m isk in a week? Whoa boy, slow down. You might break the economy! Your wallet might reach the limits of what a long can store!


You think I'm sit there mining nonstop and do nothing else? May as well shoot myself in the face with boredom bazooka.

Also, maths/reading fail. 38mil is TWO weeks. Hisec mining plus occasional thrillride to losec done in spare time between missions and exploration.

I got better things to do than 24/7 New Order baiting. New Order defeats side salad accompanying Eve steak and fries.
Drunken Bum
#15 - 2013-07-18 04:51:08 UTC
wtf. Seriously. wtf.

After the patch we're giving the market some gentle supply restriction, like tying one wrist to the bedpost loosely with soft silk rope. Just enough to make things a bit more exciting for the market, not enough to make a safeword necessary.  -Fozzie
Jorden Ishonen
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-07-18 06:20:18 UTC
So, the 38 million number is over TWO weeks? So that means

-You are terrible at choosing what you mine
-You are new and have no mining skills or assets to speak of
-You mined for all of five minutes, declared victory, and left to go do something else.

Pick whichever apply. Also, my first mining character in a Bantam mined more ISK in a day than you mined in two weeks.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-07-18 06:23:39 UTC
Calls himself Starkiller, mines.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-07-18 06:42:11 UTC
Jorden Ishonen wrote:
So, the 38 million number is over TWO weeks? So that means

-You are terrible at choosing what you mine
-You are new and have no mining skills or assets to speak of
-You mined for all of five minutes, declared victory, and left to go do something else.

Pick whichever apply. Also, my first mining character in a Bantam mined more ISK in a day than you mined in two weeks.


Irrelevant. This not ****-measure competition mining yeiod me vs you thread. You mined more in day, woohoo, i fall over gasping like victorian lady, skirts agogo like Assassin's Creed 2 rats after shove. Give yourself a doggie treat.

This me vs New Order. 1-nil victory same as 100-nil.New Order lists ISK shiploss. I use Proc, 30mil cost give or take. I ahead by 8mil.

I'm only starting, look at thread again without poo in eyes: 'tally', see? Tally. Look it up.

Tally starts at low numbers, usually. Maybe in your world stuff goes backwards, i don't know.

Try again, I no cry.

EDIT. Not ganked yet once so 8mil up fallacious. Actually 38mil to nil. Also, New Order hisec gankers, so should stick to hisec to be fair fight. Ore in hisec not so good for greenbacks.

Not in rush though.
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-07-18 06:44:25 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Calls himself Starkiller, mines.


Call myself Lothlorien, but no live in Rivendell either. So what?
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-07-18 06:46:29 UTC
starkiller, please confirm - you're avoiding the New Order by tanking your ship and paying attention to dscan?
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