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Its time for a spokesperson, CCP.

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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#21 - 2013-07-16 21:12:59 UTC
Pam St. Clement
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#22 - 2013-07-16 21:59:01 UTC
Scene - Split screen to cast of Twilight wearing headsets and fleet babbling.

Fade to in game - A group of Destroyers are aggressing a lone ship on gate.

A Nemesis uncloaks and drops a bomb and one shots the entire fleet.

Fade out to darkened room where Wesley Snipes is dressed as Blade wearing a headset and smiling.

Fade to Eve Online Logo.

Insert witty vampire slayer remark here.

/Scene.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Kanmar Centae
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2013-07-16 22:12:30 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Paul Reubens. In full 'Pee Wee Herman' character. Talking about yanking.




Fixed that for you.
Nedisu
Rusty Pricks
#24 - 2013-07-16 22:24:58 UTC
Clearly it should be an icon of spaceships like Han Solo or the dude from Firefly, whats his name idk; talking about scamming, corp infiltration and massive theft and huge space battles

all the things that get people to try this game Smile

Mining? nope
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#25 - 2013-07-17 01:52:50 UTC
Personally, the only add I liked from WoW, is the one with Ozzy Ozborne in it.

As for 'Representing Eve'... Bruce Campbell.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?

Tiberius Mal
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2013-07-17 01:57:01 UTC
Just get Kate Upton trying to create a look-alike avatar for herself. just use a split screen shot of her at a computer (in a bikini) with the other half of the screen manipulating the body sculpting tools trying to get dimensions and the right look...

15 seconds of airtime is all you'd need to 'perk' the interest of the non-eve gaming community.
Ritsum
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-07-17 02:01:14 UTC
Milla Jovovich or Sigourney Weaver! Two of the best Sci-Fi actresses out there!


Or the crew of the Serenity in the TV Series Firefly.

Play EvE how you want to play it and do not let others dictate how you play. Evolve your playstyle to protect yourself from others! Even in "PVE", "PVP" is there, lurking in the shadows.

Freakdevil
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-07-17 02:12:04 UTC
Donald Trump
Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
#29 - 2013-07-17 02:56:34 UTC
An obese naked man crying over a computer in a dingy basement.


He logs into EVE and the screen says "Welcome, you have found your home"

He wipes away the tears and smiles
Tiberius Mal
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2013-07-17 04:08:58 UTC
Sebastor Cane wrote:
An obese naked man crying over a computer in a dingy basement.


He logs into EVE and the screen says "Welcome, you have found your home"

He wipes away the tears and smiles


lol +1
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#31 - 2013-07-17 04:34:26 UTC
Ricky Gervais

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Marcus Harikari
#32 - 2013-07-17 09:25:32 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Ricky Gervais

rofl
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#33 - 2013-07-17 09:41:43 UTC
I vote for CCP Fastbuck!

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  

Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
#34 - 2013-07-17 09:58:13 UTC
Wait, isn't that why they hired MintChip?
Jessy Berbers
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2013-07-17 10:02:03 UTC
Sigourney Weaver.

Just because of Xenomorph, Aka Alien, Aliens, Alien3.
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2013-07-17 10:03:42 UTC
patrick stewart Big smile or darth vader that way you get james earl jones too Big smile

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac

Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
#37 - 2013-07-17 10:08:46 UTC
They could capitalize on this media ruckus and hire George Zimmerman, it would attract a lot of hardcore PvPers
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#38 - 2013-07-17 12:02:46 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
I'd go with Morgan Freeman talking about mining, even the most rabid PvPer would mine after seeing that.


Get busy ganking or get busy dying.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-07-17 12:10:41 UTC
Tiberius Mal wrote:
Just get Kate Upton trying to create a look-alike avatar for herself. just use a split screen shot of her at a computer (in a bikini) with the other half of the screen manipulating the body sculpting tools trying to get dimensions and the right look...

15 seconds of airtime is all you'd need to 'perk' the interest of the non-eve gaming community.


this would work as long as they put bikinis in the nex store
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Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#40 - 2013-07-17 12:32:19 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
It should be Samuel Jackson, "Say WoW again, mthr fckr!"


I dare you. I double dare you.

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.