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EVE vs Startrek vs Starwars. who would win?
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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#121 - 2013-07-12 11:50:19 UTC
Disco Phoons and let them try to come close or even pass at sub light speeds, massive dmg is still massive dmg !!


I WIN !!

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March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#122 - 2013-07-12 12:16:45 UTC
Azitek wrote:
Sure, the Death Star can bbq all your tech moons, and there'd be some tears. But our Doomsdays move a lot faster than theirs. And we have, what, a few hundred of them?

Death Star kills planets and moons. Maybe they even can use it to shoot stations and outposts.
on the other hand our doomsdays only shoot to capitals so Death Star would be invulnerable.

I predict empty space without markets, docks, cloning facilities.... then Eve Online will die finally Shocked

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Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#123 - 2013-07-12 12:21:54 UTC
Cassus Adamo wrote:
Oh, and Borg ships and Drones are capable of reaching 100% resists after a few shots.

Borg aren't resistant to projectiles. DU ammo sales rise 400%.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

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Mark Rain
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#124 - 2013-07-12 12:24:59 UTC
Star Trek, they just beam aboard and shoot our one man crews....the end.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#125 - 2013-07-12 12:31:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Melikor Tissant wrote:
But the problem would be the transporters being used to send infiltration units inside our ships, or freaking jedi coming into your titans and blowing them from the inside.


To do any damage inside our shiss they'd need to

A) kill our shields

B) (assuming they even make it past the shields) get past our newly acquired dust bunny space marines (I guess a one mile long battleship can carry a few thousand of them at once).

They're welcome to try for all I care...

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

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Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#126 - 2013-07-12 12:34:22 UTC
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

There is no Bob.

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Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#127 - 2013-07-12 12:36:44 UTC
Mark Rain wrote:
Star Trek, they just beam aboard and shoot our one man crews....the end.

Have you noticed they never wear environment suits on away missions? All we have to do is vent the atmosphere (not like we need it) and they're screwed.

Additional thoughts:
- Federation shields can't withstand two volleys of phaser fire. The Enterprise would probably lose embarrassingly to an Omen or two.
- The Caldari can simply pay off the Ferengi.
- Romulan cloaks got nothing on instalock interceptors and Tornado fleets.
- Klingons would try to WARRIORHONOURCHARGE a fleet of blaster Megathrons and lose embarrassingly.
- Borg have the aforementioned projectile weakness.
- Federation morals would result in them trying to negotiate for the freedom of the slaves running Amarr ships. This would end badly.

On Star Wars:
- Star Destroyers lack tracking, and are obviously capitals so can be Doomsday'd.
- Snubfighters are hilariously inferior to drones, and are vulnerable to missiles. And ramming.
- Boarding parties, while dangerous, stand no chance of getting aboard.
- Gungans.
- Star Wars shields are even less effective than Star Trek. Wouldn't even need EMP ammo.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

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NotTheSmartestCookie
Shooting Blues Everyday
Gimme Da Loot
#128 - 2013-07-12 12:39:22 UTC
Mark Rain wrote:
Star Trek, they just beam aboard and shoot our one man crews....the end.


EVE has a 50 minute window of opportunity. Everyone who has ever watched a Star Trek episode knows that the *technobabble fluctuations* cause transporter/scanner/shield malfunctions that take about 50 minutes to be solved (including commercial breaks).

Luckily for us, should our plan not succeed within 50 minutes we can just claim to surrender, switch from armor to shield fleet so *technobabble fluctuations* strike again and have another go.

Making New Eden a better place 8 rounds of Void at a time.

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Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#129 - 2013-07-12 12:44:16 UTC
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:

- Federation shields can't withstand two volleys of phaser fire. The Enterprise would probably lose embarrassingly to an Omen or two.


Haha erm Amarr use lasers...
Please watch and educate yourself on lasers.

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#130 - 2013-07-12 12:46:55 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:

- Federation shields can't withstand two volleys of phaser fire. The Enterprise would probably lose embarrassingly to an Omen or two.


Haha erm Amarr use lasers...
Please watch and educate yourself on lasers.

I know Amarr use lasers. They're just the closest thing to phasers we have. In reality the Enterprise would get shredded by any of our weapons systems; I just wanted the parallel.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE
Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#131 - 2013-07-12 12:50:19 UTC
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:

- Federation shields can't withstand two volleys of phaser fire. The Enterprise would probably lose embarrassingly to an Omen or two.


Haha erm Amarr use lasers...
Please watch and educate yourself on lasers.

I know Amarr use lasers. They're just the closest thing to phasers we have. In reality the Enterprise would get shredded by any of our weapons systems; I just wanted the parallel.


But theyre lasers... Lasers wouldn't even penetrate the navigational shields... Lasers, whether they are in the EvE universe or Star Trek universe are still lasers...doesnt matter what kind, the amarr would be bitchslapped...

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#132 - 2013-07-12 13:00:38 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
But theyre lasers... Lasers wouldn't even penetrate the navigational shields... Lasers, whether they are in the EvE universe or Star Trek universe are still lasers...doesnt matter what kind, the amarr would be bitchslapped...


Yeah, but that's more a question of how much energy You can throw at them. Preferably in one volley.

It's really not about lasers in generall, even if it wasn't mentioned in that scene.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#133 - 2013-07-12 13:00:48 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:

- Federation shields can't withstand two volleys of phaser fire. The Enterprise would probably lose embarrassingly to an Omen or two.


Haha erm Amarr use lasers...
Please watch and educate yourself on lasers.

I know Amarr use lasers. They're just the closest thing to phasers we have. In reality the Enterprise would get shredded by any of our weapons systems; I just wanted the parallel.


But theyre lasers... Lasers wouldn't even penetrate the navigational shields... Lasers, whether they are in the EvE universe or Star Trek universe are still lasers...doesnt matter what kind, the amarr would be bitchslapped...

Stick X-Ray crystals in the lasers and waltz on through. I'm watching through TNG (again) now; I recall seeing an episode recently where their systems were completely ****** over by unfocused x-ray emissions. Imagine what an Abaddon broadside with x-ray T2 pulses would do.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#134 - 2013-07-12 13:06:42 UTC
Cassus Adamo wrote:
Skill Training Online wrote:
Species 8472

would destroy all of EVE.


Not to mention an Omega Molecule detonation. Shutting down warp/jump travel for several light-years around, permanently.
And people thought bubbles were bad.


Not to mention Q and the continuum.
ner00n
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#135 - 2013-07-12 13:11:39 UTC
Guess you couldn't include the warhammer 40,000 universe

as it would own star war star trekk and eve combined
Tehyarec
Silverleaf Foundation
#136 - 2013-07-12 13:29:05 UTC
ner00n wrote:
Guess you couldn't include the warhammer 40,000 universe

as it would own star war star trekk and eve combined


An Ork horde tearing a bunch of red shirts apart while Librarians make pudding out of Jedis and Space Marines insert explosive bolter rounds up the rear ends of dust bunnies... good times Twisted

And that's before the real fun even begins!
stoicfaux
#137 - 2013-07-12 13:31:59 UTC
Why do people insist on doing things the hard way? There will be NO SHIP BOARDINGS!

If you can beam or otherwise insert troops aboard a starship, then you can beam or otherwise insert a nuke or anti-matter bomb or [insert exotic super-destructive device here,] aboard a starship.


On a related note, if ST ships do decide to slow down enough to let Eve ships engage them in combat, then as soon as the shields on an Eve ship go down, ST forces can just beam stuff (bombs) into the Eve ship, or beam stuff off of the Eve ship (such as the capsuleer.)

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#138 - 2013-07-12 13:35:09 UTC
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:

Stick X-Ray crystals in the lasers and waltz on through. I'm watching through TNG (again) now; I recall seeing an episode recently where their systems were completely ****** over by unfocused x-ray emissions. Imagine what an Abaddon broadside with x-ray T2 pulses would do.

Your plan is to use beams of light to hit something traveling faster than the speed of light? Big smile


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#139 - 2013-07-12 14:10:32 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:

Stick X-Ray crystals in the lasers and waltz on through. I'm watching through TNG (again) now; I recall seeing an episode recently where their systems were completely ****** over by unfocused x-ray emissions. Imagine what an Abaddon broadside with x-ray T2 pulses would do.

Your plan is to use beams of light to hit something traveling faster than the speed of light? Big smile



Interdictors

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE
stoicfaux
#140 - 2013-07-12 14:13:53 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
The right way to do this would be to convert all the weapons to raw energy and then compare.

Here's a useful starting point. Boom Table: http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/spacegunconvent.php#boom

I freaking love that site.


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