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EVE vs Startrek vs Starwars. who would win?
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Vara Vampira
Fwehman Brothers Holdings
#1 - 2013-07-11 01:48:18 UTC
During a conversation while boringly and lazily pew pewing at sleepers there came up a discussion in one of my channels. It piqued my interest as it was a topic I have never even thought of or heard of.

"ok guys, lets put Star Trek, Star Wars, and New Eden to war. using all races/technologies/empires/etc from their own respective universes, Who wins?"

The topic got slightly heated as it went on. But after reading it came down to star wars would get pwned and startreck vs new eden would be left. topics came up as..."borg can take over a capsuleers body." and "capsuleers have neverending clones until they get disrupted "

So i am curious as to what the rest of New Eden thinks on this topic?

Who would win in an EVE vs Star Wars vs Star Trek war?
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#2 - 2013-07-11 01:49:54 UTC
Star trek of course. They'd simply [insert technobabble here] and win the Game.
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
#3 - 2013-07-11 01:51:45 UTC
Eve. We're immortal.

♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫
Azitek
Serenity Labs
#4 - 2013-07-11 01:52:48 UTC
Aren't the borg akin to Sansha? Robotic slaves with a hive-mind? We're fighting them, but we're still here.

Depends if there's any Jove left. If yeah, then game over.

Sure, the Death Star can bbq all your tech moons, and there'd be some tears. But our Doomsdays move a lot faster than theirs. And we have, what, a few hundred of them?
Vara Vampira
Fwehman Brothers Holdings
#5 - 2013-07-11 01:56:32 UTC
Lfod Shi wrote:
Eve. We're immortal.




Was countered with "there are EVE stories of capsuleers not waking up" O_o i tried that one too
Skill Training Online
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-07-11 01:56:44 UTC
Species 8472

would destroy all of EVE.

Thank You Obama!
Cassus Adamo
Valkyrie Professional Resources
#7 - 2013-07-11 02:03:06 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:
Species 8472

would destroy all of EVE.


Not to mention an Omega Molecule detonation. Shutting down warp/jump travel for several light-years around, permanently.
And people thought bubbles were bad.
Vara Vampira
Fwehman Brothers Holdings
#8 - 2013-07-11 02:04:11 UTC
Cassus Adamo wrote:
Skill Training Online wrote:
Species 8472

would destroy all of EVE.


Not to mention an Omega Molecule detonation. Shutting down warp/jump travel for several light-years around, permanently.
And people thought bubbles were bad.



I would never come out of my WH if that was the case O_o
Longinus Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-07-11 02:05:57 UTC
Star Trek, if we are talking about a combined race alliance.
Cassus Adamo
Valkyrie Professional Resources
#10 - 2013-07-11 02:06:55 UTC
Lfod Shi wrote:
Eve. We're immortal.


Until Romulan spies infiltrate and tamper with the clone vats and data transfers.
Vito Tattaglia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-07-11 02:11:04 UTC
Eve would win, we have the numbers to pull it off. Sure Star Wars could field a few death stars or Star Trek could field... whatever they can fit (I haven't watched Star Trek in decades, I totally forget) but PL alone could field at least 100 Titans.
Tzar Sinak
Mythic Heights
#12 - 2013-07-11 02:13:45 UTC
Cassus Adamo wrote:
Lfod Shi wrote:
Eve. We're immortal.


Until Romulan spies infiltrate and tamper with the clone vats and data transfers.


Then again EVE has its own accomplished AWOXERS (sp). I'd say the Romulan might be over matched!

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Ashmodaius
Universal Conquest
#13 - 2013-07-11 02:15:51 UTC
With (undiscoverd) Jovian tech we might have a chance. To make them die young n poor...
Luke Eskar
Tin Foil Hat Club
R I O T
#14 - 2013-07-11 02:16:17 UTC
I'd have to say New Eden, because of the Terran Superweapon, that thing can take out a whole fleet in 1 shot Shocked

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Khoul Ay'd
The Affiliation
#15 - 2013-07-11 02:22:31 UTC
Star Trek Technology vs EvE Solution
Tacheon Beam ------------>Tacheon Lazors
Photon Torpedoes--------->Firewalls o' Doom
Borg Invasion--------------->Shiny Incursion Fleets
Vanishing Wormholes ---->Sisters Probe Launcher
Tal Shiar---------------------->Jovian Directorate
Subspace Rifts-------------->Jump Drives
Ferengi------------------------>Caldari
Romulan Ale----------------->Quafe Zero
Genetic Superhumans---->Capsuleers
The Q-------------------------->The Devs

As best I can tell the only Star Trek technology superior to ours, the door to the Captain's Quarters!

The things we do today we must live with forever.... Think about it
Vara Vampira
Fwehman Brothers Holdings
#16 - 2013-07-11 02:23:22 UTC
Luke Eskar wrote:
I'd have to say New Eden, because of the Terran Superweapon, that thing can take out a whole fleet in 1 shot Shocked



oooh nice one. was also brought up but was said to have burnt out and caused the ship who fired it to explode....but being immortal...who cares :D
Cassus Adamo
Valkyrie Professional Resources
#17 - 2013-07-11 02:31:11 UTC
Oh, and Borg ships and Drones are capable of reaching 100% resists after a few shots.
Unit757
North Point
#18 - 2013-07-11 02:32:24 UTC
I really don't want to get involved in this one... but I'd have to say star trek. We as capsulers are immortal, yes. But that is only if we die. All that would have to happen is some of that borg assimilation ****, and bam, no more capsuler, because assimilation doesn't kill you, therefore, your implant wouldn't activate.
Miku Yumi
Emergency Medical Assistance Unit
#19 - 2013-07-11 02:32:45 UTC
Vara Vampira wrote:
Who would win in an EVE vs Star Wars vs Star Trek war?


we would drop supers and win obviously
Psychoactive Stimulant
#20 - 2013-07-11 02:41:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Psychoactive Stimulant
You people are obviously forgetting what a group of pilots (jedi) in small frigates are capable of. In the prime of the Jedi Council... you think your stupid 100 titans could hold up? And wtf are borg without arms????

Lightsaber anyone?

And furthermore, are we talking about Light and Dark sides coming together vs puny star trek blah blah and these crybaby eve forum stalkers??? If so, there's your answer: eat death.
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