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Rainus Max
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#61 - 2013-07-11 08:05:54 UTC
Why are pirates so cool?



They just arrrrr
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#62 - 2013-07-11 08:13:12 UTC
I would post this here, but its far too long so i will link the site its on. its a great read.

Better Nate than Lever
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#63 - 2013-07-11 16:30:50 UTC
Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted. Peanut.

(Dives for cover)

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2013-07-11 16:37:02 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted. Peanut.

(Dives for cover)


Heeey...that was the original German WWII V- Joke

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#65 - 2013-07-11 16:54:15 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Random McNally wrote:
Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted. Peanut.

(Dives for cover)


Heeey...that was the original German WWII V- Joke

Blink

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#66 - 2013-07-11 18:24:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Rainus Max wrote:
Once upon a time, there was an inflatable boy. The inflatable boy lived in an inflatable house, with an inflatable family. He went to an inflatable school with an inflatable teacher and even an inflatable principle.

One day, the inflatable boy took a pin to his inflatable school. The inflatable teacher let out a gasp and sent him to the principle's office.

The inflatable principle said, "I'm very disappointed in you son. You've let yourself down, you've let me down and you've let the whole school down!"

Somehow that joke there made me laugh. Smile No idea why....
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#67 - 2013-07-11 19:59:47 UTC
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
I would post this here, but its far too long so i will link the site its on. its a great read.

Better Nate than Lever


Didn't read, the diminutive short lines were driving me nuts.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#68 - 2013-07-12 07:35:53 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
I would post this here, but its far too long so i will link the site its on. its a great read.

Better Nate than Lever


Didn't read, the diminutive short lines were driving me nuts.



If you scroll down to the bottom, it explains its also a personality test :)

But yes i agree, the short lines are annoying.
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#69 - 2013-07-13 17:28:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Gant
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
I would post this here, but its far too long so i will link the site its on. its a great read.

Better Nate than Lever


Didn't read, the diminutive short lines were driving me nuts.



If you scroll down to the bottom, it explains its also a personality test :)

But yes i agree, the short lines are annoying.

I read the whole thing. I considered copying and pasting the text from the HTML into Textpad, but just went ahead and read it anyway. Then got to the personally overview. LOL. Yup.

I also get Completionist badges in Borderlands 2...
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#70 - 2013-07-13 19:59:16 UTC
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
I would post this here, but its far too long so i will link the site its on. its a great read.

Better Nate than Lever


Didn't read, the diminutive short lines were driving me nuts.



If you scroll down to the bottom, it explains its also a personality test :)

But yes i agree, the short lines are annoying.


And I am the kidn fo epson that turn personality tests into jokes.

The fact that it takes me less than a second to read each line and jumping lines more than 80 times per minute is uncomfortable doesn't says anything on my personality, but likely tells on my background as a dedicated reader. P

(But then, I scrolled down and found the personality test thing, albeit the lines still were uncofortably short and didn't read it Lol)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#71 - 2013-07-13 21:54:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayem See
Cross post - no eyed deer what happened there.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Alpha Eri
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#72 - 2013-07-14 01:07:55 UTC
A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar.

A patron asks, "what is that steering wheel doing on your crotch?"

The pirate answers, "It's drivin' me' nuts!"
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2013-07-14 06:51:41 UTC
I almost got together with a genuinely clairvoyant girlfriend once but she left me before we met.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#74 - 2013-07-14 06:55:55 UTC
Something Random wrote:
I almost got together with a genuinely clairvoyant girlfriend once but she left me before we met.


Tried not to laugh but failed. Excellent.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#75 - 2013-07-14 13:08:41 UTC
Defense lawyer: Know knock.
Potential juror: Who's there?
Defense lawyer: This defendant right here.
Potential juror: Who's that ?
...
Defense lawyer: Ok, you're on the jury.

:evil grin:
(took me a while to get it at first, the delivery was lousy)

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#76 - 2013-07-14 23:16:10 UTC
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Its mother was in a jam.

Bring your possibles.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#77 - 2013-07-14 23:46:34 UTC
Cations are plussy cats.

Bring your possibles.
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#78 - 2013-07-16 17:50:50 UTC
- Nationality?
- Russian.
- Occupation?
- No, no. Just visiting...

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#79 - 2013-07-16 20:39:08 UTC
- I want to rent Batman Forever.
- Sorry, we only rent for a week maximum.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Rainus Max
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#80 - 2013-07-16 21:14:39 UTC
A Hydrogen and Oxygen atom walk into a bar
Hydrogen turns to the Oxygen and says "crap I've lost my electron"
Oxygen asks "Are you sure?"
"yeah I'm positive"