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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#21 - 2013-07-06 19:25:43 UTC
jason hill wrote:
errrm..im trying to work that one out ?.Shocked


I feel your pain, my rubbish-o-meter just exploded after typing it.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#22 - 2013-07-06 19:41:50 UTC
whatcha call a bloke standing between two tall buildings ..alley Oops
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#23 - 2013-07-06 22:16:39 UTC
- It doesn't walks like a duck, doesn't swims like a duck and doesn't quacks like a duck. What is it?
- A stuffed duck?
- Damn, you got me!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#24 - 2013-07-06 22:21:45 UTC
Common Al never got to grow chicks, but he couldn't decide wether he didn't water them enough or just was planting them upside down.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-07-06 23:52:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Lysanne Reqetta
Stegas Tyrano wrote:
Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I can see your avatar saying that. It just really, really fits. Deadpan.

Okay, let's see...

What do you call a fly with no legs?
- A walk.

What did the girl say to the Gallente shipwright?
- Is that a Thorax you're building, or are you just happy to see me?

Knock knock.
- Who's there?
Gonagi.
- Gonagi who?
*singing* Never gonagive you up, never gonalet you down...

Edit: Disappointingly could not think of any jokes about rubbish.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#26 - 2013-07-07 00:28:53 UTC
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pit? ...Phil

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs between two hamburger buns? ...Patty

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the porch? ...Matt

What do you call a girl buried up to her neck at the beach? ...Sandy

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#27 - 2013-07-07 00:32:19 UTC
What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#28 - 2013-07-07 00:33:46 UTC
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-07-07 00:42:43 UTC
Stegas Tyrano wrote:
Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.


I had to laugh at that!

What's green and goes round and round and round and round?

Frog in a blender.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#30 - 2013-07-07 01:20:19 UTC
Jayem See wrote:
What is brown and sticky?

A stick.


Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! (Cant believe that heap of crap joke hasnt made it on here yet!!)

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2013-07-07 01:22:55 UTC
What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do?
. . . Stick his bill up his ass.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#32 - 2013-07-07 02:10:47 UTC
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#33 - 2013-07-07 02:22:39 UTC
What do you call a boomerang that don't come back ?



A stick Roll

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#34 - 2013-07-07 09:30:56 UTC
What do you call a bus load of lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start

What do ducks do if they fly upside down?
Quack up

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#35 - 2013-07-07 09:38:01 UTC
Cynter DeVries wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.




DEV`S ...can we have a down vote button ...PRETTY PLEASE Ugh
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#36 - 2013-07-07 09:59:05 UTC
what do u call a bloke lying under car ...... jack


good greif....I`m getting my coat Ugh
Jim Pooley
Swiss Army Spoons
#37 - 2013-07-07 16:05:40 UTC
What do you call a Russian prostitute?

Nickazonanov!
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#38 - 2013-07-07 16:28:16 UTC
What did the two oceans say when they met each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Do you... sea... what I did there?

If not, the joke may need a new... tidal!

Oh, don't be such... beaches!!

How did you Veterans start?
Suzu Fujibayashi
Happy Dudes
#39 - 2013-07-07 18:28:54 UTC
Q: What's green and if you press the button it gets red?
A: A frog in the mixer.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#40 - 2013-07-07 18:51:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
ShahFluffers wrote:
What did the two oceans say when they met each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Do you... sea... what I did there?

If not, the joke may need a new... tidal!

Oh, don't be such... beaches!!

Nice!

I guy comes into a psychiatrist's office and screams "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!" Psychiatrist says, "Relax, you're just too tents."

[Must read aloud fast and listen to yourself. Not a very nice joke, no offense intended. Smile]
I am we Todd
I am sofa king we Todd did