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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#241 - 2014-04-16 05:59:55 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
An English Anthropologist goes on an expedition into the American mid-west to make notes about the Native Americans who live there.

He comes across one tribe and begins to survey the camp. As he walks around he notices that all the Natives have different numbers of feathers on their head. He goes up to a Native with one feather in his head and asks him, "what does that feather mean?"
The Native replies, "Dis feather mean me fuckee ONE squaw!!"
"Uh huh," the Anthropologist responds. And he moves on.

The English Anthropologist then sees another Native American with four feathers in his head and asks him the same question. "This?" asks the Native American. "Dis mean I fuckee FOUR squaws!!"
"Oh my" replied the Englishman. And he moves on.

The Anthropologist then comes across the chief of the camp who had a headpiece full of feathers and necklaces comprised of teeth and bones. "What does all that mean?" asks the Anthropologist.
"Dis mean I fuckee MANY squaws!" the chief booms proudly.
The Englishman then points to the necklaces and asks, "and this?"
The chief looks down and responds, "oh... dis mean I fuckee goats too."
"Oh dear!!" exclaims the Anthropologist.
"Nonononono... " the chief says shaking his hand. "Deer no good. Run to fast, ***** to high."


*waits for his ticket to hell*

How did you Veterans start?
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#242 - 2014-04-17 18:32:11 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

I live in my own little world. But it's ok... they know me here.

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Solecist Project
#243 - 2014-04-17 20:37:53 UTC
Still at page five, but before I forget....

Three logicians walk into an empty bar.
The bartender asks: Does everyone want a beer?
First one replies: I don't know.
Second one replies: I don't know.
Third one replies: Yes!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Mudkest
Contagious Goat Labs
#244 - 2014-04-17 22:56:06 UTC
a priest in africa is taking a stroll when one of the local tribal chiefs aprouches him angrily and sais "this morning my wife gave birth to our 12th child. This one white! my other children all black. You the only white man here. Tell me why I should not kill you!"
The priest is considering what to say while he looks at a flock of sheep in the field and then sais "Well, the lord works in mysterious ways. Take a look at those sheep, all of them are white, but once in a while a black one is born, like that one".
The tribal chief considers his a moment and then sais "Okay, you made point. I say no more about white child if you say no more about black sheep"