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EoM Tower of Despair casts shadow of fear across Ardishapur Prime
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Shirley Serious
Gutter Press
#1 - 2013-07-05 17:34:04 UTC
The notorious Seekers of a Silent Paradise, an Equilibrium of Mankind related group, led by the infamous Koronakesh, the "Silver Handed Demon", have constructed a Fortress of Fear in none other than Ardishapur Prime!

Rumoured to be a brainwashing facility, turning prisoners into death-cult assassins, the malignant tower, bristling with laser guns and electronic warfare projectors, casts a dark shadow of doom across the innocent civilians of the worlds under its evil gaze.

Koronakesh, denied the tower's existence, claiming that ,"I have built no such thing. There is only the Source of Peace in Ardishapur Prime to which the faithless are brought, and then sent forth again after they are re-educated, to spread the True Faith to the ignorant and infidel."

The dark tower's existence has been commented on by several capsuleers:
"He was always a bad one, that Koronakesh", said one Amarr militiaman.
"Ardishapur Prime eh? We'll see about that!", said a Khanid cyberknight.
"Can't we go just one damn millenium without the Ardishapurs inventing a new religion to torment us with?" asked an Amarr cardinal, rhetorically.
"This twisted erection will not stand!" said one Crusade militiawoman, threateningly

Ardishapur sources remained quiet on this issue.

Are the forces of Imperial Orthodoxy setting up for some heretic smashing action ? Gutter Press will let everyone know if they are!

Just the facts.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#2 - 2013-07-05 20:28:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Makkal Hanaya
You can name your Tower of Despair 'Adorable Wriggling Puppies,' Koronakesh, but that only makes it slightly more evil.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#3 - 2013-07-05 20:32:31 UTC
Surely, you can't be serious.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#4 - 2013-07-05 22:11:41 UTC
I hope there's a ride. Is there a ride? You know, with Matari... er... animatronic - you know - props? Yes?
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-07-06 02:50:56 UTC
The Seekers have always brought such lovely happenings to Ardishapur Prime

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Louella Dougans
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
#6 - 2013-07-10 22:14:24 UTC
It's at Ardishapur Prime IX moon 6, and there's like, probably one of their prison facilities there too, where they do stuff to people, turning them into cultists and such.

Be a Space Nun, it is fun. \o/
Derek Quaid
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-07-10 22:47:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Derek Quaid
I was particularly amused by the militiawoman's insight into Koronakesh's twisted erection. Such a ladies' man, that Koronakesh.

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Kazuma Ry
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-07-11 00:26:22 UTC
I am stationed out of Ardishapur Prime, and while I can say I have seen Koronakesh in local, that system is generally really quiet, with minimal Pilots in local.

I mean even the occasional Sansha Slave that roam through the astroid belts asks permision before they attack you. Just to make sure they aren't suddenly waking you from a nap. That is how quiet it is.
Safai
Yaqin
#9 - 2013-07-11 18:02:01 UTC
Pilot Kazuma Ry has the situation correct.

Aside from the very minor Sansha scouting parties, Ardishapur Prime is a peaceful system and our sanctuary for the faithful poses no such vile threat to its inhabitants. Gutter Press is doing little more than drumming up attention while attempting to make a circus of our home.

Unless looking to find true faith and replete salvation, there is nothing to see here.
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#10 - 2013-07-11 19:30:30 UTC
No threat? It poses the threat of spreading its heresy in the heart of Ardishapur space.

It needs to be purged.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2013-07-11 19:34:43 UTC
Why don't you get right to work on that Kernher? Let us know how it all works out.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#12 - 2013-07-11 19:54:06 UTC
Derek Quaid wrote:
I was particularly amused by the militiawoman's insight into Koronakesh's twisted erection. Such a ladies' man, that Koronakesh.


I read that Koronakesh Flirted with Laerise. And that it did Not End Well.

Anabella Rella wrote:
Why don't you get right to work on that Kernher? Let us know how it all works out.


Does this statement Mean that Elements of Electus Matari support the Equilibrium of Mankind ?

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-07-12 01:46:14 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
No threat? It poses the threat of spreading its heresy in the heart of Ardishapur space.

It needs to be purged.


If only there were a capsuleer organization loyal to the Empire around to deal with these sorts of things!

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#14 - 2013-07-12 06:09:15 UTC
Synthetic Cultist wrote:


Anabella Rella wrote:
Why don't you get right to work on that Kernher? Let us know how it all works out.


Does this statement Mean that Elements of Electus Matari support the Equilibrium of Mankind ?


Of course not! My opinions are my own and bear no official stamp of any kind. I was simply poking Kernher and PIE for their lack of action (something that Vitalia did in a more overtly sarcastic manner a bit later).

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-07-12 06:15:11 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Synthetic Cultist wrote:


Anabella Rella wrote:
Why don't you get right to work on that Kernher? Let us know how it all works out.


Does this statement Mean that Elements of Electus Matari support the Equilibrium of Mankind ?


Of course not! My opinions are my own and bear no official stamp of any kind. I was simply poking Kernher and PIE for their lack of action (something that Vitalia did in a more overtly sarcastic manner a bit later).


I wasn't being sarcastic.

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Saikoyu
Rho Dynamics
#16 - 2013-07-12 19:31:34 UTC
Ah, so that is where Koronakesh ended up, it has been some time. I will have to wish him clear skies.

Siakoyu Eblis-Kad
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-07-12 19:36:24 UTC
Don't fret. Just because Brother Koronakesh isn't posting to the IGS does not mean he isn't hard at work. The Seekers have a habit of showing up when you least expect (or want), them in your business.

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Julianus Soter
Blades of Liberty
#18 - 2013-07-12 23:08:43 UTC
Silas Vitalia wrote:
Don't fret. Just because Brother Koronakesh isn't posting to the IGS does not mean he isn't hard at work. The Seekers have a habit of showing up when you least expect (or want), them in your business.



Get it? They have a habit. A habit. Of showing up at the wrong time.

I crack myself up...

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Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#19 - 2013-07-13 01:19:29 UTC
Julianus Soter wrote:
Silas Vitalia wrote:
Don't fret. Just because Brother Koronakesh isn't posting to the IGS does not mean he isn't hard at work. The Seekers have a habit of showing up when you least expect (or want), them in your business.



Get it? They have a habit. A habit. Of showing up at the wrong time.

I crack myself up...



... And nobody else.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Kazuma Ry
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-07-13 03:23:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Kazuma Ry
Safai wrote:
Pilot Kazuma Ry has the situation correct.

Aside from the very minor Sansha scouting parties, Ardishapur Prime is a peaceful system and our sanctuary for the faithful poses no such vile threat to its inhabitants. Gutter Press is doing little more than drumming up attention while attempting to make a circus of our home.

Unless looking to find true faith and replete salvation, there is nothing to see here.



I was just pointing out that the system was quiet, and the Sansha Slaves have been programmed with some basic common curtesy.
But don't read into my post as me accepting your corporation or religious views. I just don't have the resources to remove that blight from Ardishapur Prime space.
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