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Why are people still waering glasses thousands of years in future?

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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#61 - 2013-07-06 07:16:46 UTC
For some reason Amarr Scripture bans glasses....Can't find it though.

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Daisai
Daisai Investments.
#62 - 2013-07-06 08:46:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Daisai
Because glasses work, we currently have contact lenses we can laser your eyes but still people choose to wear glasses.
Its also a fashion item for some people.
Raptors Mole
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#63 - 2013-07-06 11:29:00 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
For some reason Amarr Scripture bans glasses....Can't find it though.


It doesn't "ban" them, but they must cover everything down to the ankles.
Jackie Fisher
Syrkos Technologies
#64 - 2013-07-06 11:36:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jackie Fisher
In the future glasses are a sentient species. Some of them chose to sit on a human face for erotic pleasure.

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Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Commonwealth Vanguard
#65 - 2013-07-06 13:22:51 UTC
I wear a skintight silver bodysuit, since we are in the future and all.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.

Hells Merc
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#66 - 2013-07-06 15:08:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Hells Merc
Doav Inarvo wrote:
Its just ******* stupid to think people would still be wearing glasses this far in the future, not to mention they look god awful on all the characters I've seen them on.

I'm not talking about the gogles but the glass type of glasses, why the hell???



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MR DEMOS
Pyke Syndicate
Solyaris Chtonium
#67 - 2013-07-06 16:12:33 UTC
The reason why they wear glasses is becasue they dont have hats... Think we have been asking for Hats Since they opened the clothing market. Fail CCP at it again....
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#68 - 2013-07-06 16:30:44 UTC
What about glasses?

wumbo

Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#69 - 2013-07-06 17:11:21 UTC
Why are people still wearing ties? We don't need them to hold our collars together any more.

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Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Commonwealth Vanguard
#70 - 2013-07-06 20:39:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Rico Minali
Arduemont wrote:
Why are people still wearing ties? We don't need them to hold our collars together any more.



And why do women with no **** wear bra's? I mean if I didn't have any feet I wouldn't wear shoes...

CCP Censorship fail... Breasts, Bosoms, Boobs, whatever you want to call them. pff

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Arashi Sano
Ruby Dynasty
#71 - 2013-07-07 07:44:50 UTC
Arduemont wrote:
Why are people still wearing ties? We don't need them to hold our collars together any more.


or why do people still wear wrist watches when most of them also have the time on phones, e-readers, etc.
Lipbite
Express Hauler
#72 - 2013-07-07 09:15:10 UTC
If there was such (cooling) technology I'd wear a glass helmet (like those in previous version of character editor). Don't really want to breath your bacteria and spaceships exhaust.
TechDealer
Why..So..Serious..
#73 - 2013-07-07 12:49:54 UTC
Cool
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#74 - 2013-07-07 12:52:07 UTC
It's Just ******* stupid people make topics like this.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#75 - 2013-07-08 20:48:56 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
For some reason Amarr Scripture bans glasses....Can't find it though.

Here it is:

"Put no shades upon your eyes, for I give to you hoodies to wear over your heads, that you be the only race in New Eden that may have them."
- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 98:13
BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#76 - 2013-07-08 21:15:50 UTC
Who ever said they were needed?
Maybe they are choices.

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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#77 - 2013-07-08 21:38:26 UTC
To hide their dilated pupils without requiring implant replacement.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#78 - 2013-07-08 21:40:23 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
To hide their dilated pupils without requiring implant replacement.

Big smile So that's what those Odin Eye things are for.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#79 - 2013-07-09 02:58:54 UTC
In 23000 years people will still be wearing glasses because we can guarantee people will still be touching themselves.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Singu L'arity
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#80 - 2013-07-09 06:13:34 UTC
I've heard that fashion goes in circles, maybe it's that time of millennia again.