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GOONSWARM: RECRUITING

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pmchem
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-06-29 17:52:09 UTC
GOONSWARM IS ALWAYS RECRUITING PLEASE CONTACT ME INGAME FOR APPLICATION DETAILS AND FEE THANK YOU

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Monk O'Loki
Peoples Capitalist Liberation Front
#2 - 2013-06-29 18:09:56 UTC
For the newbies out there. Never trust a goon swarm recruitment ad that asks for a fee or they offer to transfer assets for you. If you wanna join the swarm, join someone in the CFC and make friends.
Jade III
Sebiestor Tribe
#3 - 2013-06-29 18:23:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade III
Never thought i'd see the day of a Goonswarm recruitment post.

My adventure blog: http://lonewolfadventures.wordpress.com/

Vu Qirna
#4 - 2013-06-29 18:26:50 UTC
I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT MY APPLICATION IN THE FORM OF A SONG:

Mother, Father, I'm here in the zoo
I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon
I got my sentence
I got my command
They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands
I could be a corp'ral into corp'ral punishment
Or the gen'ral manager of a large establishment
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod
But I never thought they'd put me in the

Goon squad
They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye
Goon squad
They want you to come out to play
You'd better say goodbye

Some grow just like their dads
And some grow up too tall
Some go drinking with the lads
Some don't grow up at all

And you must find the proper place
For everything you see
But you'll never get to make a lampshade out of me

I could join a chain of males or be the missing (a) link
Looking for a lucky girl to put me in the pink
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod
But I never thought they'd put me in the

Good squad ....

Mother, Father, I'm doing so well
I'm making such progress now that you can hardly tell
I fit in a little dedication
With one eye on the clock
They caught you under medication
You could be in for a shock

Thinking up the alibis that ev'ryone's forgotten
Just another mummy's boy gone to rotten
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod
But I never thought they'd put me in the

Goon squad...

IT TOOK ME ALMOST A MINUTE TO CUT AND PASTE THAT SO GET YOUR VOUCH READY CHAMP.
JinSanJong
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-06-29 19:45:50 UTC
Sadly too many noobies get sucked into the biggest scammers in eve - please dont be another statistic...
Talon Draygo
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-07-01 01:03:57 UTC
Dont hate on the goons for taking advantage of people. Its part of the game.
Pax Thar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-07-01 01:40:58 UTC
Talon Draygo wrote:
Dont hate on the goons for taking advantage of people. Its part of the game.



No, its part of the meta-game. There is no scam mechanic.
Doctor Zoe
Spatial Enterprises
#8 - 2013-07-01 04:30:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Doctor Zoe
pmchem wrote:
GOONSWARM IS ALWAYS RECRUITING PLEASE CONTACT ME INGAME FOR APPLICATION DETAILS AND FEE THANK YOU


Hello GoonSwarm:

Im a inventor player . my own corp "Latte Pub" with a large POS in high-sec now.
I had no PVP and PVE skills but invent is my favorite,there are some inventor and Manufacturers players in my corp. we just play game at weekends.

I hope our inventor corp "Latte Pub" join GoonSwarm

By the way,I sponsored a small gang fleet corp named "Just Set Times" all the members will move to my corp "Latte Pub", they will stay in low-sec long-term.
Full-time inventor.
Doctor Zoe
Spatial Enterprises
#9 - 2013-07-03 05:02:28 UTC
3B has been send
waiting for accept join corp
Full-time inventor.
wildjjbug Izia
NextDoor
#10 - 2013-07-03 06:31:47 UTC
since when do they charge to join lol
Saren Stark
Stark Weapon Systems
#11 - 2013-07-03 06:32:18 UTC
Lol. You got scammed even with all the warnings in this post. You deserve to lose 3bil.
Doctor Zoe
Spatial Enterprises
#12 - 2013-07-03 06:34:16 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=255151&find=unread


Send my 3B isk back please,goonswarm
Full-time inventor.
Fitz Chivalry
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-07-03 14:29:19 UTC
Doctor Zoe wrote:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=255151&find=unread


Send my 3B isk back please,goonswarm


MY god you are all kinds of stupid Shocked
pmchem
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-07-03 17:55:13 UTC
DEAR SIRS I AM PROCESSING APPLICATIONS PLEASE SEND ME MORE BILLIONS OF ISK THANKS

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Apollo Young
Gunslingers of Gillead
Queens and Crooks
#15 - 2013-07-18 11:15:32 UTC
Doctor Zoe wrote:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=255151&find=unread


Send my 3B isk back please,goonswarm


LOL.
Jureth22
EVE-RO
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2013-07-18 11:51:03 UTC
its scam.
Shadow Yvormes
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-07-18 15:12:54 UTC
I could be persuaded to join you goons....................... just send me 1 bill and a list of your assets along with POS locations in all systems to prove your worth joining for fun times and will return if after a month i don't not like youTwisted
FRONTAL LOBOTOMY
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-07-18 15:41:12 UTC
having Goonswarm in your corp history is a black mark. no one wants to hire someone with goonswarm in the list of corps they worked for unless it is another goon related corp.

Since Anyone associated with them is probably a spy etc.
ahllamaar
#19 - 2013-09-11 20:31:13 UTC
Lol I got contacted today for joining Goons with a small fee of 600mil ISK :)
never laughed so much :)

we had a wonderful actors in the 50's... Totò that in a very famous movie sold FOntana di Trevi to an american tourist.

And now and american goony tried to sell a corp joining to an italian caspuleer... nahhh you have still a lot to learn :)
Enochx Kaine
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-09-11 21:17:29 UTC
That didn't really just happen did it? Did that chick just send 3 bil or was that a scam within a scam?
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