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EvE "yo momma" jokes
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Sublime Rage
Black Rabbits
Black Rabbit.
#41 - 2013-07-02 09:51:56 UTC
yo momma's so fat a black hole couldn't even move her
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#42 - 2013-07-02 10:27:04 UTC
yo mama so stupid she fell for my killrights scam and paid a billion isk to activate them Cool
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-07-02 21:27:56 UTC
Yo momma's so ugly that every time she deploys drones they go rogue.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#44 - 2013-07-02 21:36:45 UTC
Yo momma is so.... um.... yo momma is so d..... yo m......



Im trying to come up with something clever....but im being distracted by Ila Dace's boobs....

.... yeah...

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2013-07-02 21:51:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayem See
If she is as fit as my Mother they would stack up.

If I could get my mother some decent sex I would definitely look you guys up.

Sad problem is that she has had sex with enough freaks already.

So yo momma might be wet enough to sleep with some of you - but mine has enough respect not to.

Momma.

Ed - looked ok in my head - sry

Aaaaaaand relax.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2013-07-03 02:16:03 UTC
Jayem See wrote:
If she is as fit as my Mother they would stack up.

If I could get my mother some decent sex I would definitely look you guys up.

Sad problem is that she has had sex with enough freaks already.

So yo momma might be wet enough to sleep with some of you - but mine has enough respect not to.

Momma.

Ed - looked ok in my head - sry

Yo momma's so incoherent I don't even.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2013-07-03 02:30:39 UTC
Yo momma's so stupid she mines ice in a Machariel.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Hetalia Villen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2013-07-03 03:40:42 UTC
Yo momma's so fat i set warp shortest and it still showed the distance in weeks.

 Hetalia's Kill Board

Mahasti
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2013-07-04 03:39:11 UTC
Yo momma's so fat she has TWO titans - one for each half.
Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#50 - 2013-07-04 09:51:19 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
yo momma's so fat a black hole couldn't even move her

you almost had me at black

#1 Fan of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
Amarant'h
Council of Exiles
Brave Collective
#51 - 2013-07-05 09:01:17 UTC

Yo momma is so big that when people thought that they finally found the edge of the space, they were just exiting from her vagina.

Yo momma is so fat that when she ate, she collapsed, and created a black hole.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-07-05 09:29:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Muad 'dib
Your mommas so fat; when she jumps, everyone experiences a server quake

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#53 - 2013-09-04 13:05:55 UTC
/!\language/!\
your momma's so ugly... when she played Mortal Kombat....
Scorpion said "STAY OVER THERE!!!!"
Yo Momma Jokes! best of volume 1
I'M A GENIOUSSS!

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