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EvE "yo momma" jokes
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#21 - 2013-06-28 21:26:45 UTC
Your momma's such a ho, when she has a party, they call it "Mommageddon."
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2013-06-29 02:20:40 UTC
Yo momma's so ugly that one glance at her made the whole Jovian race want to die.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Feanira Darr
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-06-30 11:42:17 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Yo momma's so ugly that one glance at her made the whole Jovian race want to die.

favorite

"Tibus Heth could also benefit from working 'The Plan'." -DMC
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#24 - 2013-06-30 11:46:13 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly the best the plastic surgeon could do was make her look like a Moa.

yo mama IS a Moa Twisted
Feanira Darr
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-06-30 11:57:23 UTC
she puts the moa back in momma knawmeen

"Tibus Heth could also benefit from working 'The Plan'." -DMC
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#26 - 2013-06-30 12:48:22 UTC
She so ugly, she inspired the design of the next Minmatar ship...............

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#27 - 2013-06-30 12:50:02 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
She so ugly, she inspired the design of the next Minmatar ship...............

the Harbinger Navy Issue is not a Minmatar ship
Feanira Darr
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-06-30 13:38:45 UTC
it's hot drop your mom o'clock

"Tibus Heth could also benefit from working 'The Plan'." -DMC
KaptainKatie
PANTYRAID3RS
#29 - 2013-06-30 17:32:12 UTC
Your Momma sooo fat you have to make 2 trips in an Obelisk to bring her lunch.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-06-30 18:28:59 UTC
your momma is so loose her sex-toy is an erebus
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-07-01 02:11:14 UTC
Minmatar ships are so fast because they're all trying to get away from yo momma... She's that smelly.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2013-07-01 02:14:25 UTC
Yo momma's so stupid she got excited about the news reports of food hauler ganks. She thought they said long-limbed hoes and were about her.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-07-01 02:17:22 UTC
Yo momma's so fat it costs her two Plex for a resculpt.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Feanira Darr
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-07-01 03:55:18 UTC
you momma's so ugly, ibtl

"Tibus Heth could also benefit from working 'The Plan'." -DMC
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#35 - 2013-07-01 07:56:53 UTC
Yo Momma's so stupid, She took from a can marked 'Free Stuff' outside a station.
Zane Tekitsu
The Munitions Miracle Network
#36 - 2013-07-01 21:00:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Zane Tekitsu
Yo mamma's so ugly, she looked at the server and caused the last great crash!

yo mamma's so fat, her ass displaced S2N.

yo mamma's so fat, she collapsed in on herself, and the science behind the doomsday was discovered.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#37 - 2013-07-01 21:58:34 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly the best the plastic surgeon could do was make her look like a Moa.

Here's a better one:

Yo momma so UGLY... that when the Moa saw her, it felt pretty.

And there are these gems...

Yo momma so FAT... that even CCP's logs show her!

Yo momma so EASY... that she made kidnapping the Damsel in Distress seem hard!

Yo momma so MEAN... that when the Mittani met her, HE threatened to kill himself (still too soon?)

How did you Veterans start?
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-07-02 01:25:10 UTC
Yo momma's so fat she holds her pants up with an asteroid belt.

Yo momma's so stupid that when I gave her a billion ISK just to see what she'd do, she gave me double back.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Sublime Rage
Black Rabbits
Black Rabbit.
#39 - 2013-07-02 09:09:49 UTC
Yo momma's so fat she cant even dock !
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-07-02 09:25:22 UTC
Your mommas so fat, when she fitted and fired a smartbomb, she hit everyone in new eden!

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
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